Who's drunk???

[nangiggles]

Fuck it, here's what I looked like in my heyday, it's the only picture I have of just me available right now. It's about 20 years old, and yes, a Halloween pic. Will provide a more recent picture privately to Nan, has my hubby in it, he's uptight about public posting of pics.



Will you people stop thinking just because I'm wiccan and care about the environment I'm a gray haired, tie dyed, saggy titted hag!

You're blonde? no way!!!

 

[miplank]

That ain't blonde you blind ass bish

 

[Captain FT]

MM is very pretty, I've seen that pic before. Here's to gettin drunk...again!

 

[musclemom]

You're blonde? no way!!!

Okay, fair warning, most men will find this utterly boring so tune this post out, 'kay?

This is how I (and the world of cosmetology) define blonde: Sit out in the sun for hours on end with wet hair, ideally using a little straight lemon juice to speed up the process. What color is the palest your hair gets naturally? Mine will turn platinum. Brunettes end up with reds or orange. Now that I'm an old bag I use medium ash blonde to cover the grey, does a nice natural looking job. In my younger days I used to buy Dark Ash Blonde. Sounds much classier than what my mother used to call it -- dishwater blonde. A fact of life is that as we age our natural pigmentation begins to fade, which is why women who don't change their dye jobs or makeup palettes after a certain age look foolish.

Really it's about the base tone -- Understand the undertones of your skin and hair is key to understanding what color family to work from when it comes to makeup and hair color. Accepting that you can't use screaming whore scarlet after a certain age is the difference between being a pathetic old woman and a cougar. Understanding that you have yellow undertones in your skin narrows the color families you choose from. Coordinating that shit with your hair color is the difference between having a half assed look and looking put together without a lot of effort.

And yeah, there was a time I wanted to go into either art or hair and makeup which is why I eve know half this shit

/end chick rant

 

[WoodyO]

You should shave your head

 

[Mad Jasper]

Okay, fair warning, most men will find this utterly boring so tune this post out, 'kay?

This is how I (and the world of cosmetology) define blonde: Sit out in the sun for hours on end with wet hair, ideally using a little straight lemon juice to speed up the process. What color is the palest your hair gets naturally? Mine will turn platinum. Brunettes end up with reds or orange. Now that I'm an old bag I use medium ash blonde to cover the grey, does a nice natural looking job. In my younger days I used to buy Dark Ash Blonde. Sounds much classier than what my mother used to call it -- dishwater blonde. A fact of life is that as we age our natural pigmentation begins to fade, which is why women who don't change their dye jobs or makeup palettes after a certain age look foolish.

Really it's about the base tone -- Understand the undertones of your skin and hair is key to understanding what color family to work from when it comes to makeup and hair color. Accepting that you can't use screaming whore scarlet after a certain age is the difference between being a pathetic old woman and a cougar. Understanding that you have yellow undertones in your skin narrows the color families you choose from. Coordinating that shit with your hair color is the difference between having a half assed look and looking put together without a lot of effort.

And yeah, there was a time I wanted to go into either art or hair and makeup which is why I eve know half this shit

/end chick rant

Christ I didn't make halfway through the first sentence.

 

[WoodyO]

I tried to read it, but now I have a migraine.

 

[TableFun]

Even nargles isn't going to get through that.

 

[miplank]

nan uses kool-aid


I think she shared that tip with shirlene too.

 

[WoodyO]

Bunch of cheap, poor motherfucker's too broke to cough up a couple hundred bucks for a pro to color their hair.