Who's drunk???

[Captain FT]

And ready for sex?!?!?!

 

[bigbassturd]

Who texts like a weak ass bish?

 

[Captain FT]

And ready for sex?!?!?!

Sorry bro I thought I had your wife # too.

 

[bigbassturd]

You really are drunk

 

[Captain FT]

Lololololol I don't like joking about others wife's, never know where that line ends. And yes I am.

 

[Captain FT]

Holy fuck I quoted myself, lol selfpwnt

 

[Captain FT]

I fucking blew my wife's mind tonight by navigating to YouPorn on the iPad and sending it to AppleTV. She's like wtf this is all free and we never used this before, put on the squirters!

I love her.

 

[nangiggles]

I got it good last night... Twice! showed hubby all the new bras, panties and fishnets I bought, then I just put on his favorite sweater with no pants and curled next to him, BOOM
Cool story?

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[Mad Jasper]

I'm ready for sex, but I won see my GF until Friday. So unless the heartbroken receptionist in our front office is on the rebound, I'll be rubbing one out later.

 

[bigbassturd]

Holy fuck I quoted myself, lol selfpwnt

that's what I was referring to lolololol