velvett said:
I'm sorry !
I just thought it would give insight about all of us to each other.
i understand.
i remembered why everyone knew i was a stoner in high school.
IA class, beginning of senior year, we had to do graphic design. we learned how to use an older type printing press. one of the assignments was to make a newsletter.
i made mine on drugs.
it was bad too. i was so fucking high every day when i was doing this, i managed to draw pot leaves wrong. the ideas were there, but damn did i make some mistakes that any little stoner should be shameful of.
anywho, the teacher saw what i was doing. he was impressed with the work i was putting into it. when it came time to print, i rattled off maybe 250 copies, turned in 20 for a grade, and that was that. didn't have my name on it anywhere either. i gave a bunch of them to a guy i knew who thought it was hilarious. that was at 9am.
by noon, my name went everywhere that newsletter did. it was all over the high school, and there were over 2000 of us in that school. apparently they had to add more paper to the copier in the library quite a few times that day, and it made a shitload of money at 10cents a copy.
i, however, was so high i didn't even notice what was going on around me. it wasn't until i got on the bus after school that i found out how far that thing had gone.
the next day, the teacher pulled me outside and into a closet. he was pissed, and i think he wanted to hit me. apparently he almost lost his job because of what i did. as he's yelling at me, i looked at him and said "it was a fucking newsletter, right?" he agreed. then i asked him what the point of a newsletter was....TO HAND IT OUT! then i reminded him that he knew EXACTLY what i was doing the entire time, and if he thought his job was going to be in jepordy because of it, he should've stopped me before it got on the printing press. asked him if he had anything else he wanted to try to blame on me or if he was done....he was done.
i was higher than a kite and somehow managed to argue my way out of that one. he gave me an A on the assignment, and i believe i got an A in his class.