Who is Assasin X?

[HamHock]

ASSASSIN enjoys that ball jiggling thing you do to me with your tongue but prefers that you wait until the elevator door shuts and everyone else gets off first before you start, ok there Miss Hoover Upright?! >>ASSASSIN X<<

good lord how did he know i am that talented?

Join the crowd Smalls, he has completely de-masculinized me with his Karmic assaults. I didn't realize how funny the Scott Baio thing was until I went back and looked at the dude's avatar (sorry bro).

 

[HumorMe]

I think it is HS now. I've heard about his Scott Baio shrine in his room.

Oh shit, now that's funny!

 

[danielson]

bad karma. but funny

2 words of advice for you from those of us who work out in your gym: COURTESY FLUSH. Oh, and the clown pants and string tank are a nice touch with those 13" biceps there cupcake you open toes shoed wearing lap dancing gay midget freak! >>ASSASSIN X


Darling I've been thinking about you all day and about how much I love your (noun). I can't get it out of my head.

 

[HamHock]

ASSASSIN does not know which is worse, your freakishly disproportioned chest, or that fucking senior picture of yours with the mustache fuzz, velvet tuxedo, and pompador mullet. >>ASSASSIN X<<

I missed this one, oh shit thats funny. Don't worry Happy, I carry a little extra pec on one side too, and I think I am also sporting a little mustach fuzz in my SR pics.

With an ass like this who'd want to cover up?????
No, that muff is there to keep your ears warm honey...........

That lucky bastard....


Nature Boy, unfortunately I also caught your last webcast and ASS X is correct in pointing out your unusual talent. Man I wouldn't of believed it if I didn't see it.

 

[HumorMe]

ASSASSIN finds displeasure with your inbred sister humping ways and animal necrophilia yet is mildly amused by your ability to deep throat a horse you Deliverance lookin Dukes of Hazzard hounddog fucking freak! >>ASSASSIN X<<


ASSASSIN........You're killing me man! LOL! You must be clairvoyent.

 

[HappyScrappy]

personally, I think it is freak show at this point. nothing to prove it. either him or cornholio since there are similar references.

 

[Kryp2o]

personally, I think it is freak show at this point. nothing to prove it. either him or cornholio since there are similar references.

My vote goes to Cornholio. If it was Freak Show I would have been sprayed with his special blend of karma only he and Boy George could have mustered in one of there usual all night reach around sessions. As of yet this has not happened . . .

 

[Freak Show]

My vote goes to Cornholio. If it was Freak Show I would have been sprayed with his special blend of karma only he and Boy George could have mustered in one of there usual all night reach around sessions. As of yet this has not happened . . .

Ahh my dear Kryp2o. I suggest you strap on your velcro Prokeds and take them 12in. bowed legs of yours and haul your pimply ass, cuz when i catch up to you i'm gonna beat you retarded.

 

[the nature boy]

and a new suspect emerges.... kryp2o!!! <insert dramatic music here>

 

[Kryp2o]

Now this is classic.

"You show up to ASSASSIN's gym in a baby T midrift, frayed Daisy Dukes, sporting a Flock of Seagulls mullet & THEN actually ASK WHY He kicked your & your fucking gay fat shiny spandexed freak workout partner, FREAK SHOW's asses??!! >>ASSASSIN X<<"

Freak: It's 11.5 inches. Don't forget.

Natch: Not me, it has cornholio written all over it . . . I love it.