Who is Assasin X?

[the nature boy]

Now this is classic.

"You show up to ASSASSIN's gym in a baby T midrift, frayed Daisy Dukes, sporting a Flock of Seagulls mullet & THEN actually ASK WHY He kicked your & your fucking gay fat shiny spandexed freak workout partner, FREAK SHOW's asses??!! >>ASSASSIN X<<"

Freak: It's 11.5 inches. Don't forget.

Natch: Not me, it has cornholio written all over it . . . I love it.

it all makes sense now! Well done kryp2o, I think you've solved the mystery.

 

[HamHock]

...Flock of Seagulls mullet....???? You say that like it isn't cool or something.

Baby tees, frayed Daisy Dukes, shiny spandex....ASS X can really paint a visual picure, I think I might have nightmares now about that workout duo.

 

[the nature boy]

he has finally struck again!!!!


Much like your mother was this morning when she forgot to pluck your unibrow and let you go out in that Member's Only jacket, white Sassoon jeans and Joe Dirt mullet, you are WRONG about the ASSASSIN's identity. >>ASSASSIN X<<


is it ssme?

 

[HappyScrappy]

the people I've seen reference to Memeber's Only jackets and Flock of Seagulls in the past were:
Havoc
Thick Dog
DOT
Cornoholio
Freak Show
SSMe

is there another?

SSME and Cornholio deny any involvement...

 

[the nature boy]

the people I've seen reference to Memeber's Only jackets and Flock of Seagulls in the past were:
Havoc
Thick Dog
DOT
Cornoholio
Freak Show
SSMe

that is quite a list of freaks you've come up with. all are guilty of some sort of crime against humanity.

I'd say it's havoc.

 

[Freak Show]

Now this is classic.

"You show up to ASSASSIN's gym in a baby T midrift, frayed Daisy Dukes, sporting a Flock of Seagulls mullet & THEN actually ASK WHY He kicked your & your fucking gay fat shiny spandexed freak workout partner, FREAK SHOW's asses??!! >>ASSASSIN X<<"

Oh dear God, he thinks we're workout partners! I knew I never should have let you convince me to go to that all male revue you wouldn't shut up about. Great, I'm now branded.

This guy's fuckin funny.

 

[the nature boy]

Oh dear God, he thinks we're workout partners! I knew I never should have let you convince me to go to that all male revue you wouldn't shut up about.

 

[Kryp2o]

Now this one threw me off:

"It made me want to drop to my knees and lick the downy, blushing folds of her pussy until my tongue went numb."

Deserves good karma . . . but no sig attached.