Who is Assasin X?

[alexiarenee]

ONE ? for everyone---
when did this ASSASSIN guy start sending us these lovely words of daily encouragement????
I think I got my first maybe at the end of last week.............

 

[the nature boy]

ONE ? for everyone---
when did this ASSASSIN guy start sending us these lovely words of daily encouragement????
I think I got my first maybe at the end of last week.............

same here. He got Saint first. He started with only a few words in his remarks. Now it's long sentences, involving pubic hair, breath mints (he has mentioned Mentos and Breath Assure by name), parking lots, blow jobs, mullets, midgets, IROC Z's, hootchie mommas, and freakish overbites.

What's there not to like!

 

[HappyScrappy]

normally I'd say this has my work written all over it - but the fact that the typing is better, slightly more creative, and I know I'm not doing it... well, it rules out mr HS

 

[the nature boy]

normally I'd say this has my work written all over it - but the fact that the typing is better, slightly more creative, and I know I'm not doing it... well, it rules out mr HS

Or that's what you'd rather have us believe!!!!!!

So it was you, Happy Scrappy! In the study, with the laptop. <insert dramatic music here>

 

[HamHock]

I got a weird one from ASS X today. First he asks me for another lap dance and some shit then he asked me to relay this to Citruscide, and I quote:

"Who are you and what the hell have you done with Scott Baio you midget wigger Jonie fucking freak!!!! >>ASSASSIN X

 

[the nature boy]

Scott Baio now? He keeps pulling material out of his hat. I think it is HS now. I've heard about his Scott Baio shrine in his room.

 

[HappyScrappy]

seriously - I agree, normally I sort of just have random shit from pop culture pop up - I wish it were me - but this person is more creative and smarter than I am.

 

[danielson]

normally I'd say this has my work written all over it - but the fact that the typing is better, slightly more creative, and I know I'm not doing it... well, it rules out mr HS

assasin X has a thing for midgets too

 

[HappyScrappy]

reasons it can't be me - none of which I can prove:

1) I got karma from them
2) I rarely have the ability to give karma, and when I do, I give it as "HS"
3) I love midgets, but I tend to refer to them, somoans, donkeys, etc - and monkeys.

I'm leaning heavily towards musclebrains. I thought for a bit it was cornholio/ssme/freak show - but I'm not sure.

 

[the nature boy]

seriously - I agree, normally I sort of just have random shit from pop culture pop up - I wish it were me - but this person is more creative and smarter than I am.

damn, I was hoping to trick you into admitting you were X. Now who the hell could it be? supersizeme? it could be him too. Where's Scooby Doo when you need him.