Western Union sucks my balls. Set up a free checking account with a fake id with a large bank. Set up a pay pal account with the same fake name. Then fund your pay pal from your fake bank account and only deposit a few more bucks than you need for your gear. Sign up for paperless statements so you don't get a bunch of paper statments in the mail that get returned because you gave them a fake address. Do not get a check card, do not get checks. And most importantly, when you sign up for all this shit, find the address of some fucker that you really hate and use his address. That way if the feds go knocking on someones door they are harrassing some dickhead fucker that deserves it anyway.