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Who here thinks they could kick an adult chimps ass

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bw1 said:
I want HR to get me in the "triangle choke hold" :qt:

LOL..put a snacky cake in your pocket and tell me you'll give it to me over your dead body.
 
heatherrae said:
LOL..put a snacky cake in your pocket and tell me you'll give it to me over your dead body.



It's with me all the time:confused: oh wait......you said cake, I thought you said c***
 
In all the chimp attack videos, they're attacking handlers, researchers, etc who are so damn smitten with the little fuckers, they try not to hurt them trying to get away from them. I wanna see someone who's being attacked jam his thumb in their eye (and I mean as hard as you fucking can) and see that chimp not run away.
 
chris302001 said:
In all the chimp attack videos, they're attacking handlers, researchers, etc who are so damn smitten with the little fuckers, they try not to hurt them trying to get away from them. I wanna see someone who's being attacked jam his thumb in their eye (and I mean as hard as you fucking can) and see that chimp not run away.


Just don't miss their eye and get your thumb in their mouth cause if you do, you'll never hitch hike again!
 
javaguru said:
Just sayin' it would be easy to trick a chimp into a submission and once they passed out you can smash their skull with a rock, that's why humans are > than chimps. Same reason ju jitsu was created...strong vs weak...
I can't believe you are talking about ju jitsu skills versus a chimp. How very Napolean Dynamite of you. lol.
 
heatherrae said:
I can't believe you are talking about ju jitsu skills versus a chimp. How very Napolean Dynamite of you. lol.
Shouldn't you be busy creating drama about your paralegal in another thread?
 
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