Who here thinks they could kick an adult chimps ass

[nimbus]

dude think about how much money that shit would make...kimbo vs chimp

 

[chimpanzeestrong]

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5vE3VQdLa4


^^^^^Java vs Chimp.

Dude is lucky he landed in the water. Apes don't swim.

 

[chimpanzeestrong]

In all the chimp attack videos, they're attacking handlers, researchers, etc who are so damn smitten with the little fuckers, they try not to hurt them trying to get away from them. I wanna see someone who's being attacked jam his thumb in their eye (and I mean as hard as you fucking can) and see that chimp not run away.

The only time I saw a human win a fight with a chimp was by using pepper spray. The pepper only lasted a few seconds which gave the guy enough time to run away.

 

[chimpanzeestrong]

Chimps use their arms for locomotion, they are strong as fuck and can be very dangerous if they want to be. And the chimp has no inhibitions, he'll go all-out. I doubt that even the most skilled human fighter could take on an adult chimp.

I am positive that no human fighter could beat a 130 pound adult chimp, male or female. I don't care if it's Royce Gracie or some other famous martial artist. Chimps are too strong and too mean when they are worked up enough. They are also unpredictable.

 

[chimpanzeestrong]

dude think about how much money that shit would make...kimbo vs chimp

I would hope Kimbo would be smarter than that. Then again, he doesn't appear to be an intellectual giant. In fact, as far as intelligence, Kimbo and the chimp would be equal.

 

[scooter22]

I'm smarter than a chimp no matter how many signs you teach it...it's evolution baby and you can't change the laws of physics.... Chimp will get choked out from a solid rear naked choke.....

I think you're joking. For real, a chimp would tear you apart.

 

[javaguru]

I think you're joking. For real, a chimp would tear you apart.

No way... I read the literature, a chimp is 2x as strong as a human male pound for pound.....Once I give his 3' ass a knee to the face breaking his jaw and shattering his teeth he'll scramble to the nearest tree screaching and flinging poop....that's why they try to fight as hit squads....they're pussies...chimp Vs. Javaguru equals a chimp drinking his bananas through a straw...

 

[sugashane]

I doubt I could, I wouldn't want to fuck with one. A gorilla can be 600 lbs and do a one handed pull up. If a chimp has that same strength to bodyweight ratio, they'd rip me apart. I don't have a great deal of work in grappling either.

 

[JumpBallWinner]

I would hope Kimbo would be smarter than that. Then again, he doesn't appear to be an intellectual giant. In fact, as far as intelligence, Kimbo and the chimp would be equal.

As much as I dislike him as a fighter and the hype that surrounds him and can't wait to see him knocked through the cage and hopefully leave the arena on a stretcher, Kimbo is not the brainless idiot his image would likely infer. He actually received an academic scholarship to the University of Miami.

 

[F117A Active Stealth]

The human body is a horrible design for strength purposes. Just refer to this pic for comparison:

As you can see, most primates have long arms that rival our legs in strength and size, and they are far more flexible than us. The way their ligaments are designed are also far more efficient, so they can lift more not necessarily thru strength, but simply thru leverage.

Hand to hand combat, I don't care if Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris are ganging up on a chimp, they'd both get their asses handed to them on a platter.

I'm just happy that we are the ones with the guns, and not them lol