Who here is the worst at flames/comebacks?

[HappyScrappy]

true, a good flame, in my opinion involves a setup, perhaps a long one that is even over several threads.
much the way a lawyer will ask you a series of quesitons to lead you into the final one that is the smack in the face.
but in the case of a well engineered flame, it is better if the smack in the face is so subtle that some others catch on to it prior to the person that is the target.

or you can just resort to 3rd grade stuff and then sit back laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing....

 

[Y_lifter]

Yes, A flame hidden in a compliment is genius...

Or the Dennis Miller style hidden reference...
http://www.monday-night-football-betting.com/dennis_miller.htm

 

[bwood]

I have one solidly in mind, but I'd like to see what everyone else thinks.

plus, this should turn into a flamefest in about... 2 posts I'd guess.

dammit, who???

 

[havoc]

Flames are lame unless they are based in reality. The "you fuck goats and have a small penis" shit means nothing, and the amount of effort that some put into their flames is ridiculous.

True, some are creative, but to think that Havoc is actually 'winning' an argument is stupid. (I just use Havoc cuz he seems to be the one u all bow down too).

If I give someone a compliment, that does not mean I bow down to them, its recognizing something good about that person, no one is doing any bowing down(except when wodin goes over to Cornholio's outhouse). And the comment on "winning", I disagree, it is very simple to determine a better flame, thought, opinion, you have a chip on your shoulder it seems bullit. peace

 

[WODIN]

Havoc, Thickdog, Specail_Bill (obnoxious White Guy), Rotten, Cornholio are all great flamers. They share the same hair stylest and make up guy for their show at the Cope-a-big-bannana in west palm.

Saint has the best dead pan lines I've read in quite sometime, reminds me of Ed Nortons Style from O & A.

HS - you just write up the most wacked out material I've ever read.

 

[Y_lifter]

Well, no bowing down except for Ranger on Kronk..

 

[the nature boy]

this thread is like a huge party with no booze.

 

[rudedawg]

Yes, A flame hidden in a compliment is genius...

Or the Dennis Miller style hidden reference...
http://www.monday-night-football-betting.com/dennis_miller.htm

LMAO....now those are funny to me.......all that cum deposit, spooge whatever.......stuff isn't.


Referring to Titans' owner Bud Adams' hair: "The field is real grass - do you think that was artificial turf we saw there?"

After Wayne Chrebet dropped an easy pass over the middle: "You know Keyshawn just opened up a bottle of Dom."

"Referring to a female fan wearing prosthetic breasts over her Vikings jersey: "And Barbara Billingsley as June Cleavage."

After one of the Broncos's helmet flew off during a play: "There's a human head in that helmet! Oh, I'm sorry, I had a bad read."

Referring to Melissa Stark's mispronunciation of the word success on one of her sideline reports: "Well, you know (Tony) Gonzalez doesn't mind being 5-7 as long as he's having a good year sexually."

To Dan Fouts, after he mentioned that Bills offensive line coach Carl Mauck was his first center: "Dan, how comfy were you tucking your hands in there?"

 

[Obnoxious White Guy]

i can't flame on adderall...i can only make money....it's the most evil drug in the world...

i went too far in a flame once...there was this kid on here named "glen benton" or something like that...he emails me using his dad's account...it sends his dads whole name in the footer, plus he had mentioned what city he lived in....he was a toolbox...so i just posted a map to his house and his parents phone number (i think he lived in the basement)....

he didn't really like that, neither did george spellwin....

 

[Bullit]

And the comment on "winning", I disagree, it is very simple to determine a better flame, thought, opinion,

Ok sure, I can see 'winning' a flame war, where both (or all) participants are trying to outdo each other in terms of the most creative flame. However its lame when someone resorts to a flame (especially of the "you fuck dogs" variety") when a reasoned, logical response could be used.

And sorry, maybe "bow down" was a little strong.. how 'bout "respect most"?