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Who here is the worst at flames/comebacks?
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the nature boy
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now this is what I am talking about. it took 3 pages of BS to start this party. I haven't seen this many flames since frackals photo gallery.
Y_lifter
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HAVOC... I bow down in respect to your Flameboyant style...
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Flaming @ DECEM
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=158239&highlight=paddlewheel
Blah, blah, blah, you washed up rotting whale placenta. You can try to stick Mr. Potato Head features onto your five days and 50 I.Q. points late washed up on the beach carcass, but you are as stillborn as the twin brother you buggered to death in the womb. I've set you straight in that B.I.T.C.H.S thread (and no I'm not talking about your sexuality, thats up to you), chewed your ears and nose off like Mike Tyson and verbally punched you so hard your ballet slippers are still smoking in the ring, yet you still come to, stagger back down from the balcony seats , wobbling around punching at shadows and waiting for the bell to ring for the second round.
You want to keep posting because of the owned status I have stamped upon your grill? Fine. I'm like a paddlewheel of dicks slapping your face, powered by the hot air you blow. If you only had a brain, Straw Man, you would not volunteer to be lit up like the Hindenburg yet again, you need to pack up what is left of your self esteem in the empty Prozac container, stuff yourself into a circus cannon, and end it all with poetic justice by blowing yourself up an elephant's ass in a gerbil costume.
You can play "We are the Champions" on your squeezebox while your gondola goes over a waterfall if you like, Vito, but don't be suprised if we hold our applause until after you are splattered on the rocks below. Now run along to your sad place and have a good cry. I look forward to you repeating yourself with another post.
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Flaming @ DECEM
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=158239&highlight=paddlewheel
Blah, blah, blah, you washed up rotting whale placenta. You can try to stick Mr. Potato Head features onto your five days and 50 I.Q. points late washed up on the beach carcass, but you are as stillborn as the twin brother you buggered to death in the womb. I've set you straight in that B.I.T.C.H.S thread (and no I'm not talking about your sexuality, thats up to you), chewed your ears and nose off like Mike Tyson and verbally punched you so hard your ballet slippers are still smoking in the ring, yet you still come to, stagger back down from the balcony seats , wobbling around punching at shadows and waiting for the bell to ring for the second round.
You want to keep posting because of the owned status I have stamped upon your grill? Fine. I'm like a paddlewheel of dicks slapping your face, powered by the hot air you blow. If you only had a brain, Straw Man, you would not volunteer to be lit up like the Hindenburg yet again, you need to pack up what is left of your self esteem in the empty Prozac container, stuff yourself into a circus cannon, and end it all with poetic justice by blowing yourself up an elephant's ass in a gerbil costume.
You can play "We are the Champions" on your squeezebox while your gondola goes over a waterfall if you like, Vito, but don't be suprised if we hold our applause until after you are splattered on the rocks below. Now run along to your sad place and have a good cry. I look forward to you repeating yourself with another post.
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Darktooth said:
Wow, I am supposed to know that you're a 22 yr old college student at texas tech? Shit, score one for you
If you're studying to get into the FBI, don't. You won't make it because you have a bad character flaw(and deep inside, as much as you don't want to admit it, you do. So go ahead and keep convincing yourself that you're a good person).
FYI, I think I only posted on your lame "god" thread and you took it all personal and then tried to play tough guy.
yes, english is my first language, be concerned! be very concerned! ohhhhhh!
Oh yeah, if you get so angry reading my posts because they are so dumb, then save yourself from a stroke and put me on IGNORE!!!!!!!!!!! It's not that hard... your posts don't bother me much, except when you're making retarded ad hominem attacks to try to make yourself feel better because of your low self-esteem... I really don't want to argue with you, because arguing with you is like arguing with a fortune cookie. No matter how hard you try, you're not going to change. that's your perogative. BYE!!!
1 i have no affiliation with the fbi, nor do i care to, nor have i ever stated as much. it is simply my hande.
2 i have never started a thread on God
3 you want to be the one talking about ignore? should i post the pm that you sent me telling me you're going to put me on ignore? you're the only one that ever mentioned that, not me. i actually enjoy reading your posts, they make me feel more intelligent.
4 you're obviously a special little boy because you used ad hominem all wrong. my arguments with you are very reasonable, you are the one that repeats yourself endlessly with no direction.
5 and your similes suck ass. i hate it how you always use similes. do you have a book of them that you read on the crapper. i bet you read the fortune cookie one in your gay ass book and in your broken english thought 'gosh, uuuuunnnnnhhhhh, i can't wait for my dumb ass, uuuuunnnhhhhhhgg, semi-retarded self to be able to use that one on uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhggg, oh yeah, elite!'
6 i'm done with you now. one of your buddies pmed me last night to stop because they feel sorry for you, so i'm going to respect that. later lenny.
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fucker.Obnoxious White Guy
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i like when havoc talks about doing method airs or mctwists or whatever it was on that dude's cro-magnon brow...somebody find that post..second only to the paddlewheel of dicks...bwahahaha....i bow down...
Darktooth said:
Have fun when havoc tears you a another asshole. Let's see how intelligently you can flame him back, FBI. Because the above flame was as cold as your mom's pussy. How's that for a simile?
that would be a metaphor half wit
and i said stop, you and me are done. it was nice and i'll miss you, but please just stop.
Obnoxious White Guy
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hey fbi- have you ever seen where ayn rand ripped immanuel kant's critique of pure reason to tiny immaterial shreds?...if you haven't, it will be similar to when havoc has your legs splayed like bambi's on a frozen pond...you are a girl right?...
Obnoxious White Guy said:
lol you stupid fuck. ayn rand is a joke, and it doesn't surprise me that you read her. if you're going to pretend to read philosophy read something with some merit.
and just becuase i have a quote by kant doesn't mean i agree with him. maybe its in there for dumb nut riders like you. hey, one question, how big is havoc's dick?
i just wrote a paper that tore kant to pieces, if that makes you feel better you antagonistic bitch. now havoc, please let him stop licking your balls for a minute to reply. thanks.
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HighIntensity
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This shit has goten weak your unasumming internet cowboys with the test levels of pauly shore.
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spentagn
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Darktooth said:
Pipe down, son. I'd love to jump on the bandwagon and flame the hell outta your ass, but Faulkner already had a field day with your kind. So quit your wailing, simpleton, cause your only characteristic more prominent than skin blemishes is your perpetual kindergarten intellect.
Your avatar is tempting me to head over to KFC for an extra small order of chicken poppers with a side of bitching and moaning, so do me one more favor and quit tainting this thread, and toss some threads on that supra-sternum semem storage instead.
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spentagn said:
Down Syndrome I am going to need some more personal information to properly flame you.
I have
male
26
bisexual
wears sundresses and a garter belt as a personal hobby
enjoys spending quality time with young boys
Volunteers as a troup leader in the boy scouts
and took the unoffical record from Rod Stewart for haveing 5 gallons of cum inside your stomach
oh and you own every Wam record? intresting, but instead for years you thought the hit song was "wack me up before you go go."
HappyScrappy
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This thread is a pathetic waste of space, populated by fuckwads that are a physical waste of life themselves. It has now dwindled down to the point of a bunch of self aggrandizing jackasses that are too dumb to even realize that they aren't clever and never will be.
There are attempts at jokes, and wild stabs at insults which accumulate into a total mish mash of unreadable crap that makes me retch and angry with myself that I wasted my time reading the drivel that sits on this thread.
I would imagine that the time wasted on this thread by the losers here would be better spent working on the overhead lighting in their houses and squinting into the mirror so that the self inflated egos of the people here can be fed by the unrealized hopes and dreams that they hold dear. One day, a fraction of you will come to see the light and stop wasting your lives away in such a pathetic manner, your self actualization will make you proud and you will look back at all of the other shit on this board and you will feel as I do: better than them all.
fuck you all, damn ordinary slobs that you are.
There are attempts at jokes, and wild stabs at insults which accumulate into a total mish mash of unreadable crap that makes me retch and angry with myself that I wasted my time reading the drivel that sits on this thread.
I would imagine that the time wasted on this thread by the losers here would be better spent working on the overhead lighting in their houses and squinting into the mirror so that the self inflated egos of the people here can be fed by the unrealized hopes and dreams that they hold dear. One day, a fraction of you will come to see the light and stop wasting your lives away in such a pathetic manner, your self actualization will make you proud and you will look back at all of the other shit on this board and you will feel as I do: better than them all.
fuck you all, damn ordinary slobs that you are.
HappyScrappy
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haven't talked to her - don't have to work with her until next week.
and her name isn't allison.
and she isn't anorexic, I've seen her eat, which would mean bulimic were there an issue, but I don't there there is.
but none of that is a flame. you ignorant fuckwad.
and her name isn't allison.
and she isn't anorexic, I've seen her eat, which would mean bulimic were there an issue, but I don't there there is.
but none of that is a flame. you ignorant fuckwad.
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HighIntensity
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HappyScrappy said:
What about Alison Smalls?
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Bullit said:
you just proved yourself GAY, good job *golf clap*
HappyScrappy
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HighIntensity said:
LOL - is that her name?
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F.B.I. said:
LOL
nah dog...aint like that lol
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havoc said:
What forgot the dictionary at home, Hav.
the nature boy
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Everybody was kung foo fighting
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Frackal
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WODIN said:
WTF you greasy old cunt, I've only been posted about being dumped once and that was kartchick. lmao
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HappyScrappy
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I've been too busy crying to reply.
Lao Tzu
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Puc said:
lol.... i should have lumped you in with happyscrappy and code... only your medium for self validation is politics instead of technology...
oh, and you go to iu east
Fuck you, you went to I.U. too, and you know it.
As far as me talking about politics, some of us would rather talk about world issues than what little kid we are going to hand our hearts over too next or whether we will be laid off in a few weeks due to our career incompetence.
Are you still looking for a new girlfriend, i found a singles club that you might like
http://www.wayne.k12.in.us/swj/
Puc
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nordstrom said:
carrier incompetence? lol, you little gay wad. I left my job to start my own software development company. I am going to empower small businesses so that they can compete with the corporate monoliths. I am building Microsoft .net solutions (along with some java, etc) right fucking now.
So, o he who understands world issues, what have you done with your life so far?? You're so fucking depressed you take xanax to keep from shooting your fucking head off. Not that I blame you, if I was stuck in boon fuck Indiana like you I would probably do the world a favor and suck on my cars exhaust pipe.
as far as me handing my heart over, well, of that I am guilty. it is a pseudo unfortunate truth that I am a passionate person, and that means that I have the proclivity to fall in love... sue me.
and, btw, where the fuck are the moderators? I almost forgot to out there silly asses. Half of them are sources, 40% are getting kickbacks from sources, and 10% are bored and homosexual.
faggots.
peace... puc out
HappyScrappy
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this thread is finally getting quality.
and Puc, I do recall you posting that you got laid off.
most people that quit don't refer to it as "laid off"
and Puc, I do recall you posting that you got laid off.
most people that quit don't refer to it as "laid off"
Lao Tzu
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Puc said:
1. No you got fired. You said his company was going under. Good luck in the o-so open computer market. I'll be sure to let you know if pac-a-sac is hiring in richmond.
2. Unlike you, nothing yet. But alas, not all of us equate success with a shitty job we can't stand and pedophilic urges. Sue me.
And i am not depressed anymore. That, like you & daised, was just a phase. We all have ups & downs.
3. Passioniate? try patheticly clingy. Try hopelessly searching for a solution where none exists.
4. probably kissing havocs ass. 1/2 of them don't even come to the boards anymore, and 1/4 rarely show up.
Puc
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HappyScrappy said:
the scenario was this, call it what you like.
i had been planning to leave and work directly for some of my clients at my former job along with additional clients i found on my own. I wasn't leaving because of a non compete agreement.
My boss laid me off. I was given pseudo 2 week notice.
the next day another boss at that same company offered me a job, which i turned down because i was already working on my own in the first place.
so I call it "left"...
Puc
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nordstrom said:
1. I have been at this about a month, and am already doing better financially than i was with the corporates. Also, I enjoy what i am doing, which as the two of you dipshits know is damn near impossible when you are a developer.
2.a. I love my job, what the fuck are you talking about?
2.b. Pedophellia, funny, you know damn well I fell for that girl in spite of, not because of, her age. Fuck You.
3. Ya I do fall under the clingy category, i am still coping with some insecurities... but this is bb board, so i think it is a safe bet that the lot of us are fucked in the head.
4. true, true, havoc does get a lot of moderator blowjobs.
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HighIntensity
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does havoc ever post with his other handle anymore?
the runner
the runner
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supernav said:i know little boys too well.
-= nav =-
fuckin sicko
KHMER ROGUE
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The powerful cunt! whose very name kindles in me an amorous flame!
supernav said:easiest comeback when you have no comeback:
"Har har. I was gonna make a comeback, but i don't want your boyfriend to get jealous".
nothing like a gay slander to piss someone off and make them insecure and give you the upper hand again!
i know guys too well.
-= nav =-
Yeah brilliant. Nice work fag.
