Who here ever got caught chocking the chicken by their spouse?

[Liquidizer03]

When she went crazy in the in the backyard i fliped her off her chair. Right after her brother came and had to hold me back.
Later in the car when i drove me home he said good flip, i had to hold your back b/c my mom was their and sister. If they were not there i would have did nothing.

He even went on to say, i would have fliped her too if i didnt

 

[Spruceman]

My chickens dont have wheels, so I dont need to chock them; however their wings need clipping to prevent unwanted motion.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

It would seem that way to me too, but apparently it fucks with lots of chicks.

The way I see it is if I'm having to wack it, then I'm not getting taken care of and I should be the one who is angry.

The first is simply true.

The second is exactly what my gal thinks.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

She lost her fucking mind. Later we sent over to her parents house for a BBQ. Their she told her brother. He was cool about it saying it normal and that she was over reacting.

She later went to her mom, ( Why the fuck did i marry her) and told her, she was cry all the time. Her mom did not say anything to me. Even when i asked her if my wife said anything to me. her mom played it off.


Here it when it gott crazy. My brother in-law and sister in-law and my self were in the garage. When here comes my fucking wife. Shw was still upsent. She and her brother got into an argument and she bulerted out " how do you espect me to react my husband (that's me) jurks off when i'm not home. Infront of everbody.

I left w\her and went to check on the BBQ. When i came back she was still bitching and that when i lost it. Her borther had to hold be back or i would have ripped her fucking head off. she had no right to tell anyone.

Right after that i left the BBQ. Now all of my in-law kowns i wacked offed. How the fuck can i ever go back there?

There had to be some previous indication that she's an irrational psycho, and the combination of the XX chromosome complement and the ensuing vagina, although blatantly obvious, is not what I refer to.

So, tell us, what red flags did you ignore earlier in the relationship?

Personally, I'd have covered with a not so smoothe, "Well, I made you cum by fucking you in the ass, and then you did ass-to-mouth." If you had countered with that, in front of everyone, you'd still be screwed, but it would make for a more manly story, so you'd at least have that to console you as you jerk off for many years to come (no pun intended).

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

Bwaaaaahahaahahaahahahaaaa...."Don't worry, everyone does it." From your 16 year old sister-in-law. That, my friend, is fucking classic.

 

[gotmilk]

Right after that i left the BBQ. Now all of my in-law kowns i wacked offed. How the fuck can i ever go back there?

Are you Gaylord Focker?

I bet her Dad jerks it alot too

 

[white boy]

Are you Gaylord Focker?

no shit, this sounds like a seen right out of that movie, lol

 

[Liquidizer03]

When we were going out she acted loony sometimes. She would always say her way is normal. And everyone else’s is not. I should have listened to my mother when she said

“That girl is going to ruin your life”

There other major things she cost me in our 22 months of being married. Don’t want to go into it though.

I do have a plan. When I get back on my feet I am going to ruin her life this I promise, there so much you can take when you can’t take anymore.

Don’t worry guys I wont go OJ on here?
I’m go Robert Blake. lol

 

[slickdadd]

This sounds like the worst marriage ever. Sweet merciful crap! Get out of there dude.

 

[louden_swain]

sounds like she has a few cards missing out of the deck.

What has happened to her??

Jacking off is part of a males life (96 percent). . . what the hell is the matter of the other 4 percent?

She should have assisted you in the process like a good wife.

You should have said: "get over here and speak into the microphone"