Who here ever got caught chocking the chicken by their spouse?

[DBCooper]

Everytime she enters the room have a porn mag open a your pants down and either just start pounding it or act like your trying to cover up lol, that will fuck with her head pretty good..

 

[ajtomasi]

buy a pocket vagina and keep it in your unders drawer

 

[louden_swain]

Bro, it's okay, just remember they all wack off too.

word on that.

 

[white boy]

print a T-shirt that says "I jack off when my wife's not home" and wear it to family bar-b-q's or just whenever you feel like pissing her off, whatever you don't let her think you are ashamed of jacking off. if you want I'll print one for ya, just let me know, because I'm all for jacking off

 

[louden_swain]

print a T-shirt that says "I jack off when my wife's not home" and wear it to family bar-b-q's or just whenever you feel like pissing her off, whatever you don't let her think you are ashamed of jacking off. if you want I'll print one for ya, just let me know, because I'm all for jacking off

karma for this!!

 

[Jimsbbc]

My wife walks in on me wacking off all the time. I don't even close the door. When i'm on gear i can have sex 2-3 times everyday and still be stroking it. A lot of the time though if she is worn out she will ask if I want a titty fuck bc she likes to watch the moneyshot. She says it feels good between her boobies. That's a lot more fun than wacking off.

 

[Liquidizer03]

do you want to exchange wifes

 

[casavant]

My wife walks in on me wacking off all the time. I don't even close the door. When i'm on gear i can have sex 2-3 times everyday and still be stroking it. A lot of the time though if she is worn out she will ask if I want a titty fuck bc she likes to watch the moneyshot. She says it feels good between her boobies. That's a lot more fun than wacking off.

You suck man.

 

[crmdogg]

chicks try to act like they hate the porno, but they really like it

 

[XBiker]

Sounds like your wife is the one that needs whacking.... upside the head!