Who here ever got caught chocking the chicken by their spouse?

[Liquidizer03]

naaa,
i would like the 20 year old. Even thought she's getting married in Dec. She still giving me the wicked eye.

Maybe she wants me to break it in for her. ?

 

[big_bad_buff]

there is only one thing you can do. next time they have a get together, and they are all in the living room together. go to the bathroom and start wackin. once you got a nice hardy run out of the bathroom naked running around pointing it at people screeming here it comes, it's gonna get ya!!! it's gonna get ya pointing it each person as if it was going to explode. then just zip up and sit down and act as if nothing had happend. After this they will forget you jacked off at your own house.

How the fuck can i ever go back there?

 

[Liquidizer03]

?

 

[Liquidizer03]

Any advise for when my wife comes home tonight?

 

[Liquidizer03]

Check out this bullshit:

Masturbation ruins sex. What sex is must be defined. Sex is the ultimate act of intimacy between two people. Intimacy is about caring for another's pleasure and truly desiring to be with that person. Masturbation ruins that whole aspect. Masturbation teaches the fulfillment of one's own pleasure rather than desiring to fulfill the other's pleasures. Masturbation teaches that others are to be used as tools for one's own pleasure, which is not what true sex is about. Masturbation also teaches that sex is something to be done quickly so as to get it over and done with.

The reasons is that masturbation is almost always associated with fear: the fear of getting caught. This results in trying to reach sexual climax as soon as possible. This teaches the body and brain to do the same during sex. Sex becomes about "relieving" oneself rather than loving the other person. Sex therapists Clifford and Joyce Penner said "..Masturbation is usually a hurry up job and the man learns to bring himself to the point of ejaculation very quickly." Masturbation teaches that sex is about self fulfillment and getting to the climax as soon as possible, leaving what was meant to be the ultimate form of intimacy as something more akin to a drive thru order.

http://www.teenoutreach.com/Online_Help/se/m-ruin.htm

 

[biteme]

Check out this bullshit:

Masturbation ruins sex. What sex is must be defined. Sex is the ultimate act of intimacy between two people. Intimacy is about caring for another's pleasure and truly desiring to be with that person. Masturbation ruins that whole aspect. Masturbation teaches the fulfillment of one's own pleasure rather than desiring to fulfill the other's pleasures. Masturbation teaches that others are to be used as tools for one's own pleasure, which is not what true sex is about. Masturbation also teaches that sex is something to be done quickly so as to get it over and done with.

The reasons is that masturbation is almost always associated with fear: the fear of getting caught. This results in trying to reach sexual climax as soon as possible. This teaches the body and brain to do the same during sex. Sex becomes about "relieving" oneself rather than loving the other person. Sex therapists Clifford and Joyce Penner said "..Masturbation is usually a hurry up job and the man learns to bring himself to the point of ejaculation very quickly." Masturbation teaches that sex is about self fulfillment and getting to the climax as soon as possible, leaving what was meant to be the ultimate form of intimacy as something more akin to a drive thru order.

http://www.teenoutreach.com/Online_Help/se/m-ruin.htm

Fucking idiots. Where did they come up with this shit? Sounds like some religious fanatics. Masturbation is so natural, that the first time I did it, I didn't even know what I was doing. And the line, "which is not what true sex is all about" That fucking cracks me up.

 

[casavant]

The reasons is that masturbation is almost always associated with fear: the fear of getting caught. This results in trying to reach sexual climax as soon as possible. This teaches the body and brain to do the same during sex.

Riiiiight. And saving it up 'til you're about to burst really helps prevent premature ejaculation. OooooK.

The people that wrote that need to be given the wedgie to end all wedgies. Fucking nonsense.

 

[Scarlett33]

Babies masturbate, even in-utero. I saw a friends ultrasound pic. of her son and he was holding his " pee-pee". Its the most natural thing in the world. But no one really wants others to know they do it and they sure as hell don't want to be caught doing it.

 

[Liquidizer03]

amen

 

[ajtomasi]

I masterbate