Who here ever got caught chocking the chicken by their spouse?

[biteme]

Most marriages are based on lies. Even my own parents didn't always tell the truth to each other. People are so insecure. The lies that my married friends perpetuate in order to stay married, fucking disgust me. The females lie just as much.

 

[casavant]

>I should be the one who is angry.

"Hulk Smash!"

-= nav =-

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

 

[ajtomasi]

if your partner gets mad that you masterbate then the relationship is not worth saving.

Some times I wake up and my GF is masterbating right there beside me while I was asleep.

 

[Liquidizer03]

She lost her fucking mind. Later we sent over to her parents house for a BBQ. Their she told her brother. He was cool about it saying it normal and that she was over reacting.

She later went to her mom, ( Why the fuck did i marry her) and told her, she was cry all the time. Her mom did not say anything to me. Even when i asked her if my wife said anything to me. her mom played it off.


Here it when it gott crazy. My brother in-law and sister in-law and my self were in the garage. When here comes my fucking wife. Shw was still upsent. She and her brother got into an argument and she bulerted out " how do you espect me to react my husband (that's me) jurks off when i'm not home. Infront of everbody.

I left w\her and went to check on the BBQ. When i came back she was still bitching and that when i lost it. Her borther had to hold be back or i would have ripped her fucking head off. she had no right to tell anyone.

Right after that i left the BBQ. Now all of my in-law kowns i wacked offed. How the fuck can i ever go back there?

 

[PatsFan34]

Dude, relax, everyone knows everybody beats off, it's just one of those things that's always assumed and never brought up in converstion like that!!! Have a couple drinks and smoke a blunt and say, "Honey, I want YOU to jerk me off"!!! Problem solved!

 

[ajtomasi]

Right after that i left the BBQ. Now all of my in-law kowns i wacked offed. How the fuck can i ever go back there?

Bro, it's okay, just remember they all wack off too.

 

[rsnoble]

She lost her fucking mind. Later we sent over to her parents house for a BBQ. Their she told her brother. He was cool about it saying it normal and that she was over reacting.

She later went to her mom, ( Why the fuck did i marry her) and told her, she was cry all the time. Her mom did not say anything to me. Even when i asked her if my wife said anything to me. her mom played it off.


Here it when it gott crazy. My brother in-law and sister in-law and my self were in the garage. When here comes my fucking wife. Shw was still upsent. She and her brother got into an argument and she bulerted out " how do you espect me to react my husband (that's me) jurks off when i'm not home. Infront of everbody.

I left w\her and went to check on the BBQ. When i came back she was still bitching and that when i lost it. Her borther had to hold be back or i would have ripped her fucking head off. she had no right to tell anyone.

Right after that i left the BBQ. Now all of my in-law kowns i wacked offed. How the fuck can i ever go back there?

Thank god, someones bitch is as crazy as mine. Maybe even more so. That is severly fucked up that she told her mom and brother. Mine rats on me all the time to her dad and man it pisses me off. Why don't we just box them up in crates and ill send you mine and you send me yours. Then perhaps the urge to wack off will subside. At least for a week or so.

 

[casavant]

Goddamn. I can't believe she'd go that crazy about something so innocuous. What the fuck is her major malfunction, anyway?

 

[Liquidizer03]

Okay here my addy;

123 fake street. Ny, NY 11422

lol

 

[Liquidizer03]

The thing is that their all younger then me. 16, 19, 20.
the two girls are the youngest. And they all thing i'm cool.


i cant' see my sent looking them in their eyes again.