who has spraypainted their roomates door...

[HamsterHider]

with mean saying and blinded their pirahnas also with a laser pointer and also stolen their rebate checks and also calleed their girlfriend the SCARECRow

 

[WODIN]

It's like my freshman year in college all over again.

 

[HamsterHider]

wodin, that fucking roomate was a nightmare. his g.f. lived a block away yet moved into our house paid no rent used our shower would come in a 2 in the morning we thought she was always a burglar. the kid also pointed a gun a t me twice. he is not nice i had to boat wrestle him once. if my othe roomate registers soon he will tell you some more stories on this thread

 

[WODIN]

Sounds like fun times were had by all.

Did she ever give you sloppy seconds at least?

 

[HamsterHider]

no she was an ugly mutt. i am on dosage 2 of old lipokinetix. my head hurts i am tired and my lower stomach hurts, this shit better work. soon my old roomate will register and you are all in for a treat. we will be world tag team champions

 

[WODIN]

Didn't lipok have "bug juice" in it of some kind?

 

[HamsterHider]

i think you mean the usnic acid.

 

[WODIN]

Yeah usnic acid...I think it fucked up my ......... whatchamacallit........

 

[beefkabob]

ah yes the scarecrow. What an ugly bitch.

 

[HamsterHider]

beefkabob tell the world of the mysterious pumpkin!!!!!!!!!!!!!