Who do you blame for your problems in life?

[HappyScrappy]

We all have things in our life that have just not turned out the way we wanted or intended for them to turn out.

Say for instance, you really don't like your neighbor, and you want him to know that, so you walk up to him and punch him in the face - but he's a pussy and falls down, cracking his head open on a lawn gnome, and he bleeds to death there on the lawn while you run away screaming that the sky is falling.

Would you blame yourself for a lapse in judgement? Would you blame him for being such a pusssy? Would you blame the inconsiderate slob that put the lawn gnome there? Or the person that bought it? How about the company that made the lawn gnome? Would you say that you did it because you were crazy, so it wasn't really "your" fault, but instead the fault of that crazy guy that lives in your head? Or is it because God/Jesus/Satan/the neighbor's dog speaks to you and tells you to do things? Is it The Gays - would not having them on Earth lead you to live a better life? Or black people?

Who's fault is it most of the time in your world?

I used to blame myself for so many things, but now I think I'm gonna start blaming The Jews.

I'm 99% sure The Jews are behind the diarrhea I've been having today. Someone that likes to argue might say that it was the spoiled chicken that I ate last night, or the milk that had gone bad, yet I knowingly drank - but those people are obviously under the power of The Jews.

So, what are your feelings on this?

 

[HappyScrappy]

Oh - also drugs. I forgot that drugs should be blamed too. And not just the drugs, but anyone that was involved in the production and/or sale of them. And also law enforcement - their job is to make sure that there aren't drugs - and since they aren't doing their jobs, one can get drugs, and then the drugs make you do bad things.

Hence why The Jews are bad people.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I used to blame the Jews for everything too. Them and the Bulgarians. Now I realize they're only responsible for my wide, child bearing hips.

Now I blame the Trench Coat Mafia for everything. They make me cry sometimes.

 

[Citruscide]

I feel the same kind of way... I usually blame myself, because I'm always a party to something bad that happens to me... and while blaming the Jews might sound like a good idea, they really can't help themselves... and hey, I'm not mad at them for making me spill my water the other day...

From now on, I'm going to blame inanimate objects... especially small ones that I can throw... they can't talk back, nor defend themself.

Inanimate objects... and the Code Amber System on the Freeways in LA County...

C

 

[slickdadd]

Mother Theresa. What a bitch.

 

[spentagn]

Good Christian lawyers (both of them) throw proximate cause out the window when dealing with Jews.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Mother Theresa. What a bitch.

I've noticed that I trip and fall a lot less now that she's dead.
She is dead right?
If not, then maybe it was Princess Di that was making me fall.
They were around the same time, those two.

Also, please note that I'm just assuming it a given that Samoans are terrible people. I didn't mention them in there because it is just how it is - same thing with the Dutch.

I'm more interested in talking about special cases - like Mexicans.

 

[saint808]

I blame Wodin... is he jewish?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I blame Wodin... is he jewish?

Do you have to be jewish to be one of The Jews?

That sounds like some sort of elitist shit they would pull.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

When I was a kid, there was this enormous fat woman who was the deli manager at the local supermarket. I blamed her for a lot of what went wrong.

I also used to blame the people that handed out Army Uniforms at Ft. Benning. There was this one older black guy with yellow teeth and a big Afro, in which he kept an Afro pick. I used to blame that dude for a lot of shit gone bad. He was behind a lot of it.

Now I blame Italians.