Who are you?

[just...v]

Having gone through some challenges in the last few months, I've learned I'm stronger then I think I am but don't feel as strong as others perceive me to be. I don't show emotion very well and usually hide behind humor.

I have many friends but few real friends and those I've had for life and am loyal to a fault. I'm also a bit of an adrenalin junkie and as I look back over my life, my career choices, friends etc often reflect that desire for the "rush".

And...I love surfing too and live in the absolute WRONG part of the world now to surf but have a Quicksilver board in my home office that I stand on sometimes just to pretend!

We have a lot in common.

 

[EarthRider]

i'd bang any of the females on elite in a serious way

 

[theoak01]

Shirls is gonna make the cock collage one day, it will be the best karma bookie event in history

 

[uamaverick]

In real life I am the most wretched of all the humans.

 

[ceo]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

 

[pechorin]

Nothing frustrates me more than people who say their 'th' like an 'f'

 

[superqt4u2nv]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[nydj66]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

That line triggered the memory. It's a Dr. Evil quote but I can't remember which Austin Powers movie.

BTW, my mother has webbed feet.

 

[cindylou]

Lol it was the third one. For some reason that part of the movie always stuck in my mind

 

[EarthRider]

pics or it didn't happen