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Who are you?

caligirl85 said:
Having gone through some challenges in the last few months, I've learned I'm stronger then I think I am but don't feel as strong as others perceive me to be. I don't show emotion very well and usually hide behind humor.

I have many friends but few real friends and those I've had for life and am loyal to a fault. I'm also a bit of an adrenalin junkie and as I look back over my life, my career choices, friends etc often reflect that desire for the "rush".

And...I love surfing too and live in the absolute WRONG part of the world now to surf but have a Quicksilver board in my home office that I stand on sometimes just to pretend! ;)
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We have a lot in common.
 
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
 
ceo said:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Pics or it didn't happen :D
 
ceo said:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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That line triggered the memory. It's a Dr. Evil quote but I can't remember which Austin Powers movie.

BTW, my mother has webbed feet.
 
I'm friendly, caring, warm and forgiving. I have a sweet, gentle feeling side but also a stubborn and strong-willed, cynical and thinking side under stress. I am intuitive and I have good insight into people, and situations. I'm creative. I perceive people's actions and my own through the lens of right and wrong. I am consistent, scheduled and orderly in most ways except certain hidden areas, like I might have a messy desk or one or two junk drawers or a messy purse I'm sensitive to conflict, I cannot tolerate it, as a result I'm diplomatic and a peacemaker. I believe in constant spiritual growth, as a result I'm able to honestly express what I'm feeling and thinking, at least to myself and I've been able to overcome almost anything.

Who I am right now is a parent. Who I am will have much more impact on her than what I say or what I do. I'm trying to be more patient, and less angry. I want her to take the gentle, caring and sweet side of me, and not pick up the stubborn, strong-willed, cynical and rebellious side of me. Seems she's picked up the latter lol... I love her either way, I just want her to grow up knowing how much I love her.


How could I forget Abby? I replace my previous post with this one from that thread.

Don't even start pick! :D
 
cindylou said:
I'm friendly, caring, warm and forgiving. I have a sweet, gentle feeling side but also a stubborn and strong-willed, cynical and thinking side under stress. I am intuitive and I have good insight into people, and situations. I'm creative. I perceive people's actions and my own through the lens of right and wrong. I am consistent, scheduled and orderly in most ways except certain hidden areas, like I might have a messy desk or one or two junk drawers or a messy purse I'm sensitive to conflict, I cannot tolerate it, as a result I'm diplomatic and a peacemaker. I believe in constant spiritual growth, as a result I'm able to honestly express what I'm feeling and thinking, at least to myself and I've been able to overcome almost anything.

Who I am right now is a parent. Who I am will have much more impact on her than what I say or what I do. I'm trying to be more patient, and less angry. I want her to take the gentle, caring and sweet side of me, and not pick up the stubborn, strong-willed, cynical and rebellious side of me. Seems she's picked up the latter lol... I love her either way, I just want her to grow up knowing how much I love her.


How could I forget Abby? I replace my previous post with this one from that thread.

Don't even start pick! :D
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yeah, yeah...how often do you masturbate and what's your go-to fantasy?
 
that happens by just being a woman

cindylou said:
I'm friendly, caring, warm and forgiving. I have a sweet, gentle feeling side but also a stubborn and strong-willed, cynical and thinking side under stress. I am intuitive and I have good insight into people, and situations. I'm creative. I perceive people's actions and my own through the lens of right and wrong. I am consistent, scheduled and orderly in most ways except certain hidden areas, like I might have a messy desk or one or two junk drawers or a messy purse I'm sensitive to conflict, I cannot tolerate it, as a result I'm diplomatic and a peacemaker. I believe in constant spiritual growth, as a result I'm able to honestly express what I'm feeling and thinking, at least to myself and I've been able to overcome almost anything.

Who I am right now is a parent. Who I am will have much more impact on her than what I say or what I do. I'm trying to be more patient, and less angry. I want her to take the gentle, caring and sweet side of me, and not pick up the stubborn, strong-willed, cynical and rebellious side of me. Seems she's picked up the latter lol... I love her either way, I just want her to grow up knowing how much I love her.


How could I forget Abby? I replace my previous post with this one from that thread.

Don't even start pick! :D
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her fantasy is mitch rollin up in his mexican truck with the bass bumpin and they drive off happily ever after
 
cindylou said:
I'm tempted to answer but I'm holding back...lol
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ante up, wuss. blue fessed up to wanting to ride the chocolate rocket as long as I put on a Damon Wayans mask (anyone know where they sell those?)
 
my fantasy is three ladies on ef all becoming friends with my wife, pillow fights, naked parties, etc
 
or tie you in a chair with your hands and feet tied.. make you watch for 3 hours.. now that's some funny shit.

then they take a shower together and get dressed, take your wallet and laugh the whole time as they toss you a knife and leave..
 
no I didn't make it. fitness gemini did.

I almost went with the line from "The Jerk" in this thread instead of the Dr. Evil line.

In that other thread I used both. Thought about doing that here too.

At least I am consistent too.

:wavey: cindylou
 
Dial_tone said:
ante up, wuss. blue fessed up to wanting to ride the chocolate rocket as long as I put on a Damon Wayans mask (anyone know where they sell those?)
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I request you don this one:

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SpyWizard said:
or tie you in a chair with your hands and feet tied.. make you watch for 3 hours.. now that's some funny shit.

then they take a shower together and get dressed, take your wallet and laugh the whole time as they toss you a knife and leave..
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so would i get to see cindy, afeedz, n blue w/ my wife in the nude :qt:
 
i'd love to hang with you woot, i think it would be fun. we have to have nan, smurf, chris, sb, cindy, feedz, and a few others too, along with a big bag of the tweed
 
pick3, you are one of my favs, sorry i forgot you lil buddy

but no being a mo m'kay
 
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