White Trash

[AAP]

No wonder Barbara always looks like she has OD'd on Lithium. How else can she cope with her own offspring.

(and if anyone doesn't like it, I don't care. go read your Bible some more.)

Top 11 known arrests/crimes by the family who would restore honor and dignity to the White House. *snicker*

11. Dick Cheney's first DWI.

10. George W. Bush's DWI.

9. Barbara Bush, minor in possesson of alcohol.

8. Jenna Bush, minor in possession of alcohol (3 times).

7. Dick Cheney's second DWI.

6. Laura Bush's vehicular homicide, record expunged.

5. George W. Bush's arrest for larceny (stealing a Christmas tree, really!).

4. Jeb's 24 year old daughter Noelle arrested for fraud at 1:15 am Walgreen's drive-thru in attempt to obtain prescription drugs.

3. Jeb's son George arrested for breaking into girlfriend's home and malicious destruction of property.

2. Jeb's other son John (Jebby) arrested for violating Florida sodomy law in a mall parking lot during days after 2000 election.

1. Jeb's wife for smuggling undeclared purchases into the United States (fined thousands).

Bonus:

1. Dick Cheney's third DWI.

2. Whatever earned George W. Bush a one year sentence of community service in Houston.

3. Neil Bush fined for his "ethical disability" in Silverado savings and loan investigation. Cost to tax payers: 1 billion dollars (still paying interest), Cost to Bush: $0. The $50,000 fine was paid by a banking deregulation lobby

 

[GrandMaster]

wonder what its like arressting the Pres?
catching him steaking an X-man Tree...lol

 

[gotmilk]

Jeb's son was arrested for drugs this week.

 

[Tink!]

geez louise!!!! what a family

 

[spongebob]

whats the deal with laura bush and that vehicular homocide deal?

yea definitely strifing to 'be like' the kenedy's. its amazing we cant find politicians that have clean records.

 

[Breeze]

I've been arrested a few times, maybe I have a future in politics. Dick Cheney has 3 DWI's?!?! Seems like you would have to be driving down sidewalks to attract that much attention.

 

[Raina]

I always associate white trash with cheap shoes.

 

[gotmilk]

wonder what its like arressting the Pres?

You'd die laughing if you ever saw a pic of Route 9 in Kennebunkport. It's a long straight road up until you hit downtown. You have to be a moron to get caught where he was. Hence...why he was caught.

 

[eat big]

I always associate white trash with cheap shoes.

Like the one's you get at Wal-Mart?

 

[Raina]

I was just at a walmart in the past 2 weeks. It was the first time I'd been to one in years and I was horrified by a lot of the footwear and handbags I saw.

 

[eat big]

I was just at a walmart in the past 2 weeks. It was the first time I'd been to one in years and I was horrified by a lot of the footwear and handbags I saw.

You should do something about it.

 

[HiDnGoD]

I was just at a walmart in the past 2 weeks. It was the first time I'd been to one in years and I was horrified by a lot of the footwear and handbags I saw.

This smacks of elitism.
Where the hell are us poor white trash supposed to shop?

 

[Tink!]

I always associate white trash with cheap shoes.

LMFAO!!!! hehehe

 

[redguru]

I always associate white trash with cheap shoes.

I always asssociate white trash with the position of those shoes. Normally behind thier earlobes in the back of a pickup truck.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I always associate white trash with cheap shoes.

Being white trash is defined by how you act, not what you wear. I've known plenty of people that going by your statement would be defined as white trash, yet they were good, honest, hardworking people.

I've known other people that would be perfect for the Jerry Springer show yet they had a decent income, lived in a "good" part of town, drove new cars and always dressed nice.

I guess you define white trash by what you own and how much is in your bank account.

 

[Hengst]

This is the first I have ever heard of Laura Bush's vehicular homicide so I had to google it and here is what came up:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/laura.asp

IT'S TRUE !!!!

 

[javaguru]

About 40k people die in the United States from car accidents every year(FYI, about 35K die from the flu). The two "most dangerous" demographic groups are teenagers and the elderly. A friend of mine witnessed a "road rage" incident where a 17 year old girl was chasing her boyfriend's car in hers. She rear ended him and they continued racing down the street until he lost control and crashed into a tree and died. She will be going on trial for vehicular homicide and my friend is on the witness list.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Being white trash is defined by how you act, not what you wear.

Amen!

Not everyone can afford Gucci and Versache

 

[epstropes]

What makes me laugh is he is elected twice, he can't be elected again and yet you people still acts as if you are running against him.

Get over it, move on...he can't be elected again! You should start worrying about 2008 if you have any chance of getting back in power!

 

[H_T_]

anyone with a peach fuzz moustache. or any bad facial hair for that matter.

 

[H_T_]

mullets.
articles of clothing with a beer or alcohol brand on it.
marlboro reds, dominos pizza and mountain dew.
anyone who decorates their home with stuff they found after a tornado.

 

[ohashi]

What makes me laugh is he is elected twice, he can't be elected again and yet you people still acts as if you are running against him.

Get over it, move on...he can't be elected again! You should start worrying about 2008 if you have any chance of getting back in power!

Yeah, people who are not happy with the presidency should just suck it up and not exercise their 1st amendment right. Correct?

 

[H_T_]

Jeb is next.

 

[AAP]

mullets.
articles of clothing with a beer or alcohol brand on it.
marlboro reds, dominos pizza and mountain dew.
anyone who decorates their home with stuff they found after a tornado.

Sounds like these guys.

http://www.deuceofclubs.com/switcheroo/koksoop_after.jpg

 

[WODIN]

Bush didn't really run on integrity, he ran on the "I only fuck my wife" platform.

 

[H_T_]

Sounds like these guys.

http://www.deuceofclubs.com/switcheroo/koksoop_after.jpg

i wonder how much pee is in that pool. cuz you know mutherfuckers don't get out and piss.....

 

[epstropes]

Yeah, people who are not happy with the presidency should just suck it up and not exercise their 1st amendment right. Correct?

That's not what I'm saying, you can diss him all you want, I could care less. But everyone that dislikes him acts as if they are still running against him. HE CAN'T BE ELECTED AGAIN!!!!

That's all I'm saying.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Bush didn't really run on integrity, he ran on the "I only fuck my wife" platform.

fucked the whole country imo

 

[Evil_Frisky]

fucked the whole country imo

thats alot of fucking

 

[epstropes]

What makes me laugh is he is elected twice, he can't be elected again and yet you people still acts as if you are running against him.

Get over it, move on...he can't be elected again! You should start worrying about 2008 if you have any chance of getting back in power!

I can't believe someone went out of their way to bomb me for expressing an opinion!!! WOW!!!

 

[AAP]

thats alot of fucking

Bush = Viagra's version of stupidity.

 

[manny78]

What's that sodomy thing with jebby Bush ? Was this performed on a man or woman ?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

mullets.
articles of clothing with a beer or alcohol brand on it.
marlboro reds, dominos pizza and mountain dew.
anyone who decorates their home with stuff they found after a tornado.

People with mullets deserve to have their face shoved into a food processor.

I have 4 hats with an alcohol brand on them. 3 are Guinness hats, 1 is a Jack Daniels hat.

Marlboro reds will tear your shit up.

Dominoes pizza is okay for the price. There's better out there.

Mountain Dew is some nasty piss.

I dunno where half the stuff came from that's on the walls in our house, all I know is my woman is happy with what's there.

 

[Mr. dB]

Yeah, people who are not happy with the presidency should just suck it up and not exercise their 1st amendment right. Correct?

Yeah, the Rep voters and pundits set such a good example for that between 1994 and 2000, they never whined or complained at all...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Yeah, the Rep voters and pundits set such a good example for that between 1994 and 2000, they never whined or complained at all...

This is why I've been planning a hostile takeover of the US in the year 2015. I will be dictator.

 

[spongebob]

This is the first I have ever heard of Laura Bush's vehicular homicide so I had to google it and here is what came up:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/laura.asp

IT'S TRUE !!!!

WOW! she looks exactly the same now as she did back then, hasnt aged a bit.

 

[spongebob]

I always associate white trash with cheap shoes.

lol at your joke doing some pwnage.

 

[Mr. dB]

This is why I've been planning a hostile takeover of the US in the year 2015. I will be dictator.

I'll vote for you.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I'll vote for you.

There shall be no voting. There will also be no more political parties since I affiliate with none.

The US will change for the better, I can gaurentee that.

 

[chesty]

What makes me laugh is Laura Bush was not arrested, charged nor convicted of any crime, yet you say her record was expunged. Had she actually been charged and convicted of manslaughter she would have done plenty of time either in a juve jail or an adult jail. Had that occured and her record subsequently expunged neither you nor I would know about it as that is protected information.

Let's look at Clinton and company he has been associated with a lot worse than DUI and banging the intern in the white house.

Please folks. Let it go.

 

[jerkbox]

ok, clothing with beer logos on it is NOT white trash.....so long as it's decent beer

 

[Buddy_Christ]

ok, clothing with beer logos on it is NOT white trash.....so long as it's decent beer

100% agreement. The Guiness and Jack Daniels hats I have kick ass and are in good taste, literally and figureatively. Even the funky looking guiness one I have, which is some black/white stuff up front and black in the back. Strange but cool.