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white girls can't dance

KillahBee

KillahBee

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I am fucking serious. stop it. it was funny for a while but now it is pathetic. and I am a white guy who cant dance. that is why I stay the hell off the dance floor. no body thinks you are hot when you get on the floor with your three friends that look exactly like you and start to gyrate randomly to 50 Cent. I dont care if you make that stupid ass face like you have an attitude and sing the words, "I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P". you are not hot and you have no rhythm. just do us all a favor and continue to stumble around the bar with a Cosmo in your hand and fall all over any guy that gives you the attention your Daddy didn't, then hop on into your silver Jetta, pump up the Coldplay and drive yourself off a fucking bridge!!
 
I know a middle eastern gal who sure can move her hips...and shes very fair skinned...anyone would think shes just the average American Cracker.
 
ceo said:
I know a middle eastern gal who sure can move her hips...and shes very fair skinned...anyone would think shes just the average American Cracker.
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has the belly dancen' skillz i bet
 
i have seen some strippers with perfect rhythem and "dance" moves. i have also seen African Americans who couldn't keep a rhythem to save their life
 
KillahBee said:
just do us all a favor and continue to stumble around the bar with a Cosmo in your hand and fall all over any guy that gives you the attention your Daddy didn't, then hop on into your silver Jetta, pump up the Coldplay and drive yourself off a fucking bridge!!
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LMAO!!!

-sk
 
I don't care if girls can dance. I care if they are good looking and don't have stds.
 
well I've met some girls from a pro basketball cheerleading squad at parties and they can dance pretty fuckin good

but then theres those ditsy stupid girls who like you said get on the dance floor and start jumping around like 12 year olds or I've seen some girls that are soooo stiifffff when it comes to dancing its even worse


anyway I dont kno how to dance and everytime when it comes time where I'm being forced or asked to dance I have a good excuse
 
you havent been to clubs in the Dallas Area have you?

They are so fine down here they look good how ever they shake their tailfeathers.

:TRUE:
 
You failed to mention the fat chicks who think they are so desirable with their cut shirts...and all that flab hanging out.

No thanks! Get the hell off the dance floor and go back to the 24 hour McDonald's!
 
tiger88 said:




u think she can dance but no she cant
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Well she used to be a poledancer and has danced on podiums for numerous nightclubs so she must be doing something right.

Shes also excellent at dancing on my cock.
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:
you havent been to clubs in the Dallas Area have you?

They are so fine down here they look good how ever they shake their tailfeathers.

:TRUE:
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word,

I know lots of whores that can burn like no other.
 
unclebully said:


Well she used to be a poledancer and has danced on podiums for numerous nightclubs so she must be doing something right.

Shes also excellent at dancing on my cock.
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that is not a dancer, that is just a less than obvious prostitute... how do you think she got those skills?

j/k...
 
stripper dancing is tight as hell and i love to watch sluts strip but it isnt dancing bro

btw i cant dance either
 
slobberknocker said:
It's the alcohol. Makes people think they can dance, lol.
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Emmm, yes... I second that... When I am really wasted is the only time I think I can dance....
 
KillahBee said:
I am fucking serious. stop it. it was funny for a while but now it is pathetic. and I am a white guy who cant dance. that is why I stay the hell off the dance floor. no body thinks you are hot when you get on the floor with your three friends that look exactly like you and start to gyrate randomly to 50 Cent. I dont care if you make that stupid ass face like you have an attitude and sing the words, "I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P". you are not hot and you have no rhythm. just do us all a favor and continue to stumble around the bar with a Cosmo in your hand and fall all over any guy that gives you the attention your Daddy didn't, then hop on into your silver Jetta, pump up the Coldplay and drive yourself off a fucking bridge!!
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so of course you're saying you don't know how to fuck either then right.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
so of course you're saying you don't know how to fuck either then right.
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if you equate the way MEN dance to how they fuck there is something SERIOUSLY wrong there
 
Dancing is just moving for no real reason apart from to attract.

Anybody can dance. As long as you're confident then you can dance. If i dance then i don't give a shit what i look like, i'm confident that i look f*ckin good and that's all that matters. It's attractive.
 
I can dance

and well my gf is a trained dancer since she was 4, she can fucking dance, I doubt I would with her too intimidating lmao oh well I guess I can try

Most people don't move their feet when they "dance," just their upper bodies and they don't know how to count rythm. Any musician or just someone who knows how to count should be able to dance, its the same thing when you break it down.
 
I try to keep it to the mosh pit. Reggae music + lots of rum & cokes = an interesting rhythm from Sassy as well.
 
a fucking men.

I can't stand these oc whores thinking they know how to dance and turn guys on. Most of the time we're laughing.
 
Sassy69 said:
I try to keep it to the mosh pit. Reggae music + lots of rum & cokes = an interesting rhythm from Sassy as well.
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I was about to say......Killa aint seen Sassy dance.....



HH either...



at least I THINK that was dancing by HH
 
Depends on your definition of dance. I can't dance to music unless it's familiar.

My girl can dance well enough to get my dick hard, so white girls who probably can't dance by your standards are okay by me.
 
tiger88 said:
the worst is when they think they can dance too :(
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Like at the Library!

Hey, do you know the bartender Dulia?
 
I'm a white guy and I can't dance, so you know what I do? I keep my white ass off the dance floor!
 
What sucks, I can hold a damn good beat "drummer" I can half ass shake my ass. BUT, look like the dumbest fool on the floor which sucks cause I actually like to get out there.

Why do you think they keep the lights off in the clubs, so you don't have to be forced to see the bad dancers.

But do remember, at least they are out there and having fun, not just standing around wanting to have fun.

Whiskey
 
I thought they kept the lights off so you couldn't see the ugly fucks!
 
KillahBee said:
if you equate the way MEN dance to how they fuck there is something SERIOUSLY wrong there
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That was sarcasm.
 
dancing is fun, its not meant to impress the bozos on the sidelines. everyones a critic, sheesh

truth is, most people dont dance because they think they cant, and their balls shoot up into their abdominal cavity at the thought.

i like to dance. sometimes, i go out just TO dance. i like it.

also, when i dance...i look really good :p lol
 
GoldenDelicious said:
dancing is fun, its not meant to impress the bozos on the sidelines. everyones a critic, sheesh

truth is, most people dont dance because they think they cant, and their balls shoot up into their abdominal cavity at the thought.

i like to dance. sometimes, i go out just TO dance. i like it.

also, when i dance...i look really good :p lol
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I LOVE to dance, helps me to feel alive. It is a shame that most people are too inhibited to allow music to move through them.

Most white guys can NOT dance and that's a shame because there is nothing that I find sexier than a man that can move well - be it in a club or during a waltz.

My God - how I LOVE to waltz.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I LOVE to dance, helps me to feel alive. It is a shame that most people are too inhibited to allow music to move through them.

Most white guys can NOT dance and that's a shame because there is nothing that I find sexier than a man that can move well - be it in a club or during a waltz.

My God - how I LOVE to waltz.
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Not all of us dance as a result of being affected by music. Sure I like to grind up on some trick's ass while the hip hop beat smashes through the speakers, but I'm not about to dance like a retard because "the music is moving through me." I let music touch me in other ways. As a matter of fact, most of the time I'm sippin on my alky while watching the retards dance with the sluts on the dance floor.

Some of us have what I like to call shame, which I think is generally lacking throughout the population. We should all be more ashamed of ourselves.
 
i just like being on X-tacey

anyone have any rolls still from like the late 90s?

looking for

rolls royce
white buddas (dirtty but good)
yellow gators

i wanna fuck roll like a rollerblade ! :(

i miss those days... until i got busted :(
 
swole said:
Not all of us dance as a result of being affected by music. Sure I like to grind up on some trick's ass while the hip hop beat smashes through the speakers, but I'm not about to dance like a retard because "the music is moving through me." I let music touch me in other ways. As a matter of fact, most of the time I'm sippin on my alky while watching the retards dance with the sluts on the dance floor.

Some of us have what I like to call shame, which I think is generally lacking throughout the population. We should all be more ashamed of ourselves.
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Just the beauty of an ugly divorce, I suppose... (If there be one). All of your deepest, darkest, secrets twisted and publicly exposed along with all of your human frailties and weaknesses. Now there is nothing to be ashamed of, I suppose...

I will bear the brunt of my ex-husband's shame no longer.

We are in different worlds and percieve it differently, kind sir.

LOL You be ashamed with your bad self.

Me, I will continue to breeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaattttttthhhhhhhhhhhheeee and move and enjoy the fact that I am alive. :)
 
swole said:
We should all be more ashamed of ourselves.
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B@llocks. Too many of us in the world are ashamed of ourselves.

EF people are some of the most self-conscious people on the planet. We should learn to be more proud.
 
jd_uk said:
B@llocks. Too many of us in the world are ashamed of ourselves.

EF people are some of the most self-conscious people on the planet. We should learn to be more proud.
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WERD

Quite possibly the best post in EF history...

The self-esteem issues are most evident in the posts of those that continually feel the need to wontagnly attack others.

Breeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhe, people.
 
White chicks are only good for taking home to Mom and Dad on the holiday.
Leaving the sexy hot Mulato, Asian and Hispanic Ho's back at your place.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
WERD

Quite possibly the best post in EF history...

The self-esteem issues are most evident in the posts of those that continually feel the need to wontagnly attack others.

Breeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhe, people.
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Thank you Bmom.
 
jd_uk said:
B@llocks. Too many of us in the world are ashamed of ourselves.

EF people are some of the most self-conscious people on the planet. We should learn to be more proud.
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Shame breeds contempt for one's current situation. Shame prompts the strong to succeed while making sure the weak never do.
 
swole said:
Shame breeds contempt for one's current situation. Shame prompts the strong to succeed while making sure the weak never do.
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...and if you always have shame then you will never succeed. A perfectionsist is never happy.

Much better to be happy with yourself. Being happy doesn't mean you can't improve in areas where you want to.
 
jd_uk said:
...and if you always have shame then you will never succeed. A perfectionsist is never happy.

Much better to be happy with yourself. Being happy doesn't mean you can't improve in areas where you want to.
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Did I say always having shame?

I said "shame for one's current situation."

This is a general statement for temporary and unfavorable situations.
 
swole said:
Did I say always having shame?

I said "shame for one's current situation."

This is a general statement for temporary and unfavorable situations.
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I think the shame that you are talking about can very easily become a habit.

IMO shame is NOT a healthy state of mind. You don't need to have shame to change. A healthy minded person can recognise where change is needed without any sense of shame.

Seriously, why care what you look like on the dance floor? That kind of shame is very weak.
 
Hot chicks that can dance are fuckin great. They are hot as hell, know they are hot, but went out of their way to learn how to flaunt their shit. You gotta appreciate that.

Hot chicks that can't dance but try anyway are just funny as hell to watch. Whats even better is a chick that cant dance for shit.

I've got a friend who used to be a backup dancer for N'Sync and other little bands like that fucker can pull so many bitches at a club its rediculous. Most guys cant dance, and most guys look like idiots when they try, but if you can you can rack up.
 
KillahBee said:
mitsubishi's
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First batch was good then the rest were pure shit.

Damn, it's been so long I can't remember the good ones. This was about '97-'00

Republicans or elephants as some called them.

Rolls Royce were definitely good but there was a variation just called crowns that were awesome also. They had 4 crown tips instead of 5 or something like that.
 
KillahBee said:
I am fucking serious. stop it. it was funny for a while but now it is pathetic. and I am a white guy who cant dance. that is why I stay the hell off the dance floor. no body thinks you are hot when you get on the floor with your three friends that look exactly like you and start to gyrate randomly to 50 Cent. I dont care if you make that stupid ass face like you have an attitude and sing the words, "I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P". you are not hot and you have no rhythm. just do us all a favor and continue to stumble around the bar with a Cosmo in your hand and fall all over any guy that gives you the attention your Daddy didn't, then hop on into your silver Jetta, pump up the Coldplay and drive yourself off a fucking bridge!!
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but we smell better when we sweat! Can't have it all!
 
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