Which one are you?

[Dial_tone]

Are you the that runs toward the elevator and jams an appendage in before it closes? Or do you slow down before you get there so the peeps already on the elevator don't see you and give that "oh, sorry...I couldn't reach the button, sucks to be you...SUCKAH" look?

 

[b0und]

I'm the one who walks into the elevator, farts, and then pretends I forgot something and walks back out.
















b0und (it was me)

 

[toebang]

I dont use elevators, they're bad luck

 

[RottenWillow]

All the elevators around here have a "no Mexicans allowed" policy, so I have to take the stairs.

 

[ceo]

All the elevators around here have a "no Mexicans allowed" policy, so I have to take the stairs.

but not the front stairs...go around back.

 

[bakemeacookie]

I give them a cold stare with that "I'm remembering your faces --- I WILL see you later". Scare the fuck out of them. I also do that with chicks and ugly kids sometimes.

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[cryptosporidium]

im the one thats already slowed down and if there elevator isnt there, well i dont give a fuck either way.

 

[SouthernLord]

I was once on an elevator with a blind woman and her seeing eye dog. The elvator stopped, opened up, and two black women were standing there. The looks on their faces was priceless. They were not getting on that elevator with that German sheppard lol. I guess they caught the next one.

 

[stosstruppe]

The one that takes the stairs. We don't have any buildings above 5 storeys in Scotland anyway so it's ok!

 

[BlueBird]

I always take my jetpac up to my penthouse.