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Did it get moved to the tool forum I cant find it?
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I understand the reasons why, obviously. But that doesn't make me any less saddened to see it go. That thread had to be one of THE BEST CHAT THREADS in the history of everness.
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WTF is the recycle bin?
in the history of EVERNESS?
no one has a screen shot or anything so I can read what happened
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Like a thread really needs a benefit
in the history of EVERNESS?
i could
redsamurai
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dammit, I want those links@!!!!!
Miplank, i hear it through the grapevine you got em saved...........let's do business!!!...
Miplank, i hear it through the grapevine you got em saved...........let's do business!!!...
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Entertainment, similar to all of this other threads.
Ironically Miplank found and posted videos and links to his match profile and other stuff the same day the kid felt the need to follow me around on elite posting up nonsense BEGGING for my attention, kid made a silly comment about some of OUR videos from a local cable TV show we did last year.
I can't take credit for Miplank's thread. He did that all his own bad self.
It was some FUNNY shit, seriously.
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Thread of the decade. I am thinking. Was funny as hell, (so to speak)
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The reason it was so entertaining was that he didn't think it was embarrassing when he posted it up on youtube, facebook, match.com
But once it was posted on elite the embarrassment was GLARING. If the kid didn't post up the way he did here, no one would ride his ass. But if one is going to be a DICK then they should be prepared to be treated like a DICK.
Meh...
I'm bored. What else we got to talk about?
you could check out the strongbow thread, where I uncovered him as a fraud.
He was attempting to play the guitar while attempting to sing Jason Mraz 'I'm Yours', all the while shirtless and puckering for the camera....it was good shit brah
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He had SUCH a pretty mouth.
how did he react to the video here on elite?
I saw chris30201168484 tried to post a message on his video but it got deleted
I saw chris30201168484 tried to post a message on his video but it got deleted
ololololololol!
jus cuz i have teh ballz to post up a vid only shows confidence not embarrassment my EF niggas
jus cuz i have teh ballz to post up a vid only shows confidence not embarrassment my EF niggas
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You mean like William Hong? Now that dewd HAD BALLS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RrLQUN8UJg
Oh BTW... I forgot to ask you. Were your videos "a joke"?
(BTW - that's a rhetorical question)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RrLQUN8UJg
Oh BTW... I forgot to ask you. Were your videos "a joke"?
(BTW - that's a rhetorical question)
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Funny stuff.
no they werent a joke i play music a little so no its not a joke
is your emu oil a joke? thats rhetorical too dont answer it we already know it was a joke and is a joke
emu oil? seriously? my apricot seed business shits on that
is your emu oil a joke? thats rhetorical too dont answer it we already know it was a joke and is a joke
emu oil? seriously? my apricot seed business shits on that
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http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/193/are-apricot-seeds-poisonous
Did you run your business from the can even after the attempted murder charges?
Not too bright.
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You've got good reason to be afraid, pal. Fruits of the rose family--including cherries, apples, plums, almonds, peaches, apricots, and crabapples--contain in their seeds substances known as cyanogenetic glycosides, which on ingestion release hydrogen cyanide gas through an enzymatic reaction. They can most certainly do you in. Since 1957, Turkey--a big apricot country--has reported nine cases of lethal poisoning from apricot seeds. Unfortunately, victims of such poisonings have a habit of kicking the bucket before doctors have a chance to ask them how many seeds they've eaten; in addition, the amount of amygdalin--the most important cyanogenetic glycoside--varies from species to species, and since the poisoning does not involve a direct transfer of cyanide from one place to another, "lethal dosages" of these various seeds are hard to pin down. Use the following as guidelines: (1) bitter almonds contain by far the greatest amount of amygdalin, and it takes 50-70 of them to kill an adult, 7-10 to kill a child. (2) Ingestion of about a cupful of any of the above seeds is pushing things a bit.
If you've been munching on seeds for years and have never felt any ill effects, you can safely continue to eat them in similar quantities without worrying. Keep in mind, however, that one gluttonous binge will put you away forever. Sub-lethal doses of cyanide gas are detoxified and passed out of the body rapidly, so it's impossible to slowly poison yourself over a period of time. Symptoms of cyanide poisoning are excitement, convulsions, respiratory distress, and spasms. Another warning sign is death, which can occur without any of the other symptoms.
If you've been munching on seeds for years and have never felt any ill effects, you can safely continue to eat them in similar quantities without worrying. Keep in mind, however, that one gluttonous binge will put you away forever. Sub-lethal doses of cyanide gas are detoxified and passed out of the body rapidly, so it's impossible to slowly poison yourself over a period of time. Symptoms of cyanide poisoning are excitement, convulsions, respiratory distress, and spasms. Another warning sign is death, which can occur without any of the other symptoms.
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I guess you are right, YOUR apricot seed business is CLEARLY "kicking the shit" out of my business:
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So how much time you get for attempted murder? Or was it selling a dangerous substance to unsuspecting consumers?
You are so fucking stupid you have no fucking idea what you are talking about
It is not free cyanide, its cyanide that only gets released when it reaches a trophoblast, aka a cancer cell. Suck on that
anything should be used in moderation.. im sure if you had 150 seeds at once you would get posioned no shit, dont even go here with me woman this shit has helped thousands of people. its not anticancer it just keeps it under control, there are a bunch of case studies about it helping people
emu oil is so retarded i dont even know where to begin talking shit about it, you are the one on here trying to say its better than aloe vera just to get people to buy your stupid shit, please
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BTW did you notice that my site is INFORMATIONAL - nowhere to buy anything. Why you think that is?
When you are done reading the article that I did NOT write about a product that YOU CLAIM TO SELL (if business is so good WTF are you doing whining to my husband about being unemployed ?) get back to me about the definition of "rhetorical question". The question in this post is NOT rhetorical.
When you are done reading the article that I did NOT write about a product that YOU CLAIM TO SELL (if business is so good WTF are you doing whining to my husband about being unemployed ?) get back to me about the definition of "rhetorical question". The question in this post is NOT rhetorical.
BTW did you notice that my site is INFORMATIONAL - nowhere to buy anything. Why you think that is?
When you are done reading the article that I did NOT write about a product that YOU CLAIM TO SELL (if business is so good WTF are you doing whining to my husband about being unemployed ?) get back to me about the definition of "rhetorical question". The question in this post is NOT rhetorical.
you should probably go ahead and change your profile pic now no one wants to see that
anyway i saw a post where you were telling someone to buy your stupid emu shit instead of aloe vera, i mean seriously
i never said you wrote the article did i, no i didnt. but your posting the shit saying im selling things and attempting murder, please i think your avi is doing better at that than my apricot seeds
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laetrile worked really well for Steve McQueen.
McQueen died at the age of 50 in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, Mexico,
following an operation to remove or reduce several metastatic tumors
in his abdomen.[32] He had been diagnosed with mesothelioma (a type of
cancer associated with asbestos exposure), in December 1979, and had
traveled to Playas de Rosarito, Baja California, in July 1980, for
unconventional treatment after U.S. doctors advised him that they
could do nothing to prolong his life.[33] Controversy arose over
McQueen's Mexican trip, because McQueen sought a very non-traditional
treatment that used coffee enemas, frequent shampoos, injection of
live cells from cows and sheep, massage and laetrile, a supposedly
"natural" anti-cancer drug available in Mexico, but not approved by
the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. McQueen was treated by William
Donald Kelley, whose only medical license had been (until it was
revoked in 1976) for orthodontistry.[34] Kelley's methods created a
sensation in both the traditional and tabloid press when it became
known that McQueen was a patient.[35][36] Despite metastasis of the
cancer to much of McQueen's body, Kelley publicly announced that
McQueen would be completely cured and return to normal life. However,
McQueen's condition worsened and "huge" tumors developed in his
abdomen.[34] In late October 1980, McQueen flew to Ciudad Juárez to
have the five-pound abdominal tumors removed, despite the warnings of
his U.S. doctors that the tumor was inoperable and that his heart
would not withstand the surgery.[37][34] McQueen died of cardiac
arrest one day after the operation. Shortly before his death, McQueen
had given a medical interview in which he blamed his condition on
asbestos exposure.[38] While McQueen felt that asbestos used in movie
soundstage insulation and race-drivers' protective suits and helmets
could have been involved, he believed his illness was a direct result
of massive exposure while removing asbestos lagging from pipes aboard
a troop ship during his time in the Marines.[39][40]
Talk about something from the past, but, apricot seeds when crushed are pretty good as a polish on metal.
McQueen died at the age of 50 in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, Mexico,
following an operation to remove or reduce several metastatic tumors
in his abdomen.[32] He had been diagnosed with mesothelioma (a type of
cancer associated with asbestos exposure), in December 1979, and had
traveled to Playas de Rosarito, Baja California, in July 1980, for
unconventional treatment after U.S. doctors advised him that they
could do nothing to prolong his life.[33] Controversy arose over
McQueen's Mexican trip, because McQueen sought a very non-traditional
treatment that used coffee enemas, frequent shampoos, injection of
live cells from cows and sheep, massage and laetrile, a supposedly
"natural" anti-cancer drug available in Mexico, but not approved by
the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. McQueen was treated by William
Donald Kelley, whose only medical license had been (until it was
revoked in 1976) for orthodontistry.[34] Kelley's methods created a
sensation in both the traditional and tabloid press when it became
known that McQueen was a patient.[35][36] Despite metastasis of the
cancer to much of McQueen's body, Kelley publicly announced that
McQueen would be completely cured and return to normal life. However,
McQueen's condition worsened and "huge" tumors developed in his
abdomen.[34] In late October 1980, McQueen flew to Ciudad Juárez to
have the five-pound abdominal tumors removed, despite the warnings of
his U.S. doctors that the tumor was inoperable and that his heart
would not withstand the surgery.[37][34] McQueen died of cardiac
arrest one day after the operation. Shortly before his death, McQueen
had given a medical interview in which he blamed his condition on
asbestos exposure.[38] While McQueen felt that asbestos used in movie
soundstage insulation and race-drivers' protective suits and helmets
could have been involved, he believed his illness was a direct result
of massive exposure while removing asbestos lagging from pipes aboard
a troop ship during his time in the Marines.[39][40]
Talk about something from the past, but, apricot seeds when crushed are pretty good as a polish on metal.
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I have to admit that avatar of you is a little off, his legs AND chest are bigger than yours, but cute anyway.
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Everyone is free to turn their avatar option off.
Having said that, WHERE ON MY SITE AM I SELLING ANYTHING?
Aloe vera does NOT penetrate all the layers of the skin nor is it an EFA.
I never said that Aloe vera would hurt anyone.
As for the product that YOU CLAIM TO SELL while whining to my husband about being unemployed because no one wants to hire you for having done time in jail, I didn't make the negative press about this product up. It took 3 seconds to do a google search. That article was THE FIRST ONE THAT POPPED UP.
How does the fact that I can use google say anything negative about my intelligence?
why do you capitalize claim to sell? I saw a thread where you told someone aloe vera was shitty and yours was way better, just a lame sales pitch to me thats all
i never said your site sold the shit i said i saw you on a thread say that get it right
i never said your site sold the shit i said i saw you on a thread say that get it right
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IF you're talking about gladiators vids, I just watched em. I promise you the kid is closet mo..........I'm serious, pinky swear he's a fruit. Talent wise he really ain't that bad, except for the singing........probably shouldn't open his mouth. But he really is gay despite all his posturing to the contrary......and teh vids are proof. If he hasn't already, the kid will touch cock very shortly and never look back........get some while you can ladies........roflmao.
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if he actually produced those beats from scratch and that was all him on guitar, that was pretty good musically actually
the singing blew obviously, but i think he knows that.
he's a pretty funny dude even when he doesn't mean to be, i think his antics have grown on me
the singing blew obviously, but i think he knows that.
he's a pretty funny dude even when he doesn't mean to be, i think his antics have grown on me
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"My shit"?
Where can YOU BUY "my shit"?
Aloe Vera is substandard when you are talking about standing one agent beside the other. There are no brand names. It isn't "MY SHIT" vs "SOME ONE ELSE'S SHIT".
As a matter of fact some of our skin care products contain aloe vera. But that is just ONE of the ingredients for topical applications. Emu oil is the carrier. Without the emu oil NOTHING in the product will go past the most superficial layers of the skin that will sluff off in a day/so anyway.
So now Einstein, tell me "what is so bad about emu oil"? It is an EFA with a lipid profile that most closely mimics the human lipid profile thus has one of the best absorption rates. It is very rich in Omega 3-6-9; the average American's diet sadly, void of these EFA's. Emu oil is also a natural anti-fungal, anti-inflammatory and anti-bacterial agent with no known allergic reactions.
I googled a product that YOU CLAIM TO SELL (I capitalize that for obvious reasons. If you haven't figured out why I capitalize that phrase then I can't help you. You are too limited to hold an intelligent discourse.) and the first link that came up was an article that states that product (apricot seeds) can be LETHAL. LOL
You are a bafoon. But thanks for asking.
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The Old Grump and I have been fiercely entertained by the lad for a few weeks now. He truly IS one of a kind.
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BTW what happened to them Smurf Avi....?
"real life" (oh no!) taking too much time out of my schedule. I hate real life. Internets where its at yo. One day it'll make a quick return.
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it says it on your match.com profile.
dude come on how did you know i had a match profile, see this is why i dont post up shit like where i work for *proof*
I know a lot about you David. (no homo)
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miplank makes me lol
Ur avi maskes me lol strongbow... oh no wait... WTF are you?
why do u have SB's leg avi? 
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I posted up where our office is, have met many peeps from elite (just sunday we hooked up with someone from the site and posted up pics), even invited THE ENTIRE SITE to my home last summer. Had a few peeps from the site actually come and stay with us for a few to several days. Peeps that neither my husband nor I had ever met before. Hell my husband posted up his personal cell. My images are all over the web. And?
How come I am not afraid of anything and who are you that you should have something to fear? LOL
Still waiting to hear all the bad things about "my shit".
I mean, it's SUCH terrible crap, according to you.Miplank doesn't have to jump through all kinds of hoops to find out about me. All he has to do is google my screename. PAGES OF INFO POP UP IMMEDIATELY. Sadly enough a lot of bad e-tabloid nonsense, but hey c'est la vie. None of the bad stuff is remotely close to true so
. Please stop making it seem as if you are *somebody*.
We know you work at LA Fitness. I called it. So? You really think anybody would actually give a shit to bother and call your pretend internet boss and say, "Did you know your boy there is trying to poison the public by alleging that he is selling apricot seeds?!"
You MUST be joking. We just like fucking with you on elite because you make it so easy.
I gotta get back to rewriting a painfully boring business plan. The Old Grump drops it on me this AM. Has to be done by day's end.
F*CK.
(I don't want to go to hell.)
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They are everywhere now, we use LA Fitness (at least BM does) cause they are all over the country so when she travels she can do da ol work out.
Their CFO rides a couple bikes we met him at Strokers a few weeks back.
But the people that work there as personal trainers are all skinny legged pimple faced kids that work for an independent company and get paid crap.
Other than that they are all the same and keep the eqpt in new shape.
whatever you do i wouldn't post more personal shit
it won't be long till shrimp poboy is calling your work
I posted up where our office is, have met many peeps from elite (just sunday we hooked up with someone from the site and posted up pics), even invited THE ENTIRE SITE to my home last summer. Had a few peeps from the site actually come and stay with us for a few to several days. Peeps that neither my husband nor I had ever met before. Hell my husband posted up his personal cell. My images are all over the web. And?
How come I am not afraid of anything and who are you that you should have something to fear? LOL
Still waiting to hear all the bad things about "my shit".
Miplank doesn't have to jump through all kinds of hoops to find out about me. All he has to do is google my screename. PAGES OF INFO POP UP IMMEDIATELY. Sadly enough a lot of bad e-tabloid nonsense, but hey c'est la vie. None of the bad stuff is remotely close to true so
Please stop making it seem as if you are *somebody*.
We know you work at LA Fitness. I called it. So? You really think anybody would actually give a shit to bother and call your pretend internet boss and say, "Did you know your boy there is trying to poison the public by alleging that he is selling apricot seeds?!"
You MUST be joking. We just like fucking with you on elite because you make it so easy.
I gotta get back to rewriting a painfully boring business plan. The Old Grump drops it on me this AM. Has to be done by day's end.
F*CK.
(I don't want to go to hell.)
its not LA fitness i live in norcal who the fuck said LA? and for your information onepiecemom (what it should be, leave bikinis for those who can make them look good) why the hell would i want to post personal shit on here? You make it seem like you are so mighty for posting all your shit and having people stay at your house, you are probably the only person that would actually do that. who the fuck would invite strangers on the internet, on a fuckin chat forum, to stay at their house?
lol you got issues maam your braggin about bein the shit to a 21 y/o BOSS who could care less, you are always in my threads sayin stupid shit and bringin up things no one cares about. At least make them 1liners lik me, not a whole essay. People that want this shit to end are talking about you because you write so much shit
this is my longest post ever on EF sorry everybody you can go back to your normal lives
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dammit I should have known he was from the bay...........makes total sense now, he's not gay everyone. Now I have to guess east or west..........he's got frisco written all over him, but I'm thinkin north of the golden gate somewhere, Napa maybe? I knew he reminded me of someone and now it hit me........some club promoter would come into my place when I was working in frisco, same type.
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cause one of your vids was called hyphy beat
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LA Fitness is a NATIONWIDE CHAIN OF GYMS. I also know that they regularly employ trainer-wannabees that have zero experience/qualifications and make it *seem* like they will pay *all this money for nothing*. You know, sorta like you were bragging voluntarily on the internet about. I took a guess and it seems, I was DEAD ON.
I have nothing to hide, am 100% exactly I was say I am in every single aspect of my life, am a good person, have *this much* sense so I have nothing to fear from anyone that is sane. And yes, you are correct that in the history of elite (I've been here practically since the site began and will be here long after you are gone.) my husband and I are the only people that had voluntarily opened up their home to EVERYONE HERE.
What you gonna do, come to my office and kick my ass? Maybe make prank calls there? Heck, why don't you google my real name (shoudn't be too hard) and come to my house and kick my ass.
If you don't like viewing my images or reading my posts then how bout you:
PUT ME ON IGNORE.
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So I can cum stay for a week or two, or a year?
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Picture a town where people all have at least one tooth, drive mavericks and beat up trans ams with towels on the seats think they can sing and use a lot of glassware with their rocks.
You now have the part of N CA where said person resides.
They don't have a lot of open gays there, the "boys" meet em on the sly back of the single wide
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Sure, there is an entire floor of the single wide I never visit.
I hope your cleaning skills are mad though. We will let the housekeeper go and you can come live upstairs. The grump and I are hardly ever home so you can pretty much have the whole place to yourself. All we ask is that you keep the house clean.
Not much to ask in return for free place to live... is it?
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+1 im going on vacations to the us I'll pick TX and save $ on hotels
j/k
Please do. Got plenty of room.
Plus I need someone else around for BM to pick on.
Haven't been to Texas since like 02... was there in the AA training facilities in Dallas
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We charge extra for pool and hot tub use. LOL
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Haven't been to Texas since like 02... was there in the AA training facilities in Dallas
Bout 20 minutes away
ok
But do I get mini shampoo bottles and those amazingly small soaps that barely allow you to clean while showering?
I actaully stated at a hotel about 20 miles away from the center, nothing was close just a walgreens, a gas station and six flags like 6 miles away, I can't recall the hotel name.... comething that sound spanish but I remember green letter in the name.... maybe it was a holloday in then.... I guess I'll never know....
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La Quinta?
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Funny you should mention that, we actually have the little soaps that you can use a weekok
But do I get mini shampoo bottles and those amazingly small soaps that barely allow you to clean while showering?
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fuck that ... I want Harley, Jag, and Navigator use
I could use a chauffer. Maybe then the old grump would stop bitching about how I *suddenly* can't drive.
You just have to keep the vehicles clean and polished.
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I could use a chauffer. Maybe then the old grump would stop bitching about how I *suddenly* can't drive.
You just have to keep the vehicles clean and polished.
I'm experienced at detailing cars, I'll leave the Yaris behind if GOM needs a ride
Noooooooooooooo..... I hate those.... deal breaker..... also ur pool has snakes
La Quinta! we stayed at that one and another one, I think it was a holiday inn... they had this stupid mini train in the front....
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I'm experienced at detailing cars, I'll leave the Yaris behind if GOM needs a ride
Move my hat in the back of the navigator there is a yaris with 4 miles on it sittin under it.
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Noooooooooooooo..... I hate those.... deal breaker..... also ur pool has snakes
La Quinta! we stayed at that one and another one, I think it was a holiday inn... they had this stupid mini train in the front....
Oh no... the snake has been moved to the sanctuary at the Circle R Krabble Ranch. He is peacefully co-existing with our krabbles. Several of whom have molted. Freakiest thing I'd ever seen. Can you imagine a homeless hermit crab?
One of 'em died.
But the rest of 'em grew some new skin and are now happy as clams.
Cant u make them a new home? these images make me sad but shows how they adapt:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3175074620_37c4fcec2f.jpg
http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/9601/wm/pd1157486.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3175074620_37c4fcec2f.jpg
http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/9601/wm/pd1157486.jpg
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They live in the jungle and are easy picking for most all preditors. Those are pics of crab people, the body is ugly and they get protection from covering their ass (so to speak)
In the wild they put anything they can to cover themselves, since they live by the ocean it is usually shells. Some use old pieces of rotting wood, some use bones from dead animals, as long as they don't "hang out" they aren't eaten as quickly.
I once got bitten by a trouser snake
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