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alexiarenee
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I am in desperate need of some grooming tips....where are you at when I need you?????
I't's almost been a whole day!!!!!!!!!!!!11
I't's almost been a whole day!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Where's my >>ASSASSIN X<< today???
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the nature boy
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I know. where the hell is he?
maybe the small bus hasn't dropped him off yet.
maybe the small bus hasn't dropped him off yet.
the nature boy
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He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!! He might be my roommate because nobody else knows about my dolphin shorts and headbands.
ASSASSIN brings you warddrobe advice: No, the Dolphin Shorts and matching Headband do not make you sexier for the ladies at the gym, you ball flashing Richard Simmons Truck Stop Giggelo Freak!! >>ASSASSIN X<<
ASSASSIN brings you warddrobe advice: No, the Dolphin Shorts and matching Headband do not make you sexier for the ladies at the gym, you ball flashing Richard Simmons Truck Stop Giggelo Freak!! >>ASSASSIN X<<
alexiarenee
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Finally!! Whew! For a sec there I thought he forgot all about me! 
No, the blow jobs are NOT better since you peirced your tongue, but thanks for asking you skinny bowlegged hoochie mamma parking lot freak! >>ASSASSIN X<<
Aww! But I tried!!!
No, the blow jobs are NOT better since you peirced your tongue, but thanks for asking you skinny bowlegged hoochie mamma parking lot freak! >>ASSASSIN X<<
Aww! But I tried!!!
alexiarenee
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So...do you want your money back?alexiarenee said:Finally!! Whew! For a sec there I thought he forgot all about me!
No, the blow jobs are NOT better since you peirced your tongue, but thanks for asking you skinny bowlegged hoochie mamma parking lot freak! >>ASSASSIN X<<
Aww! But I tried!!!
the nature boy
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alexiarenee said:
ha!!!!! That was good. He's fixated with parking lots.
the nature boy
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here's an interesting one. I'm not sure if it was from assassin X or not. It's a sort of sexual Mad Libs, where I'm supposed to fill in the blanks I guess. The strange thing is I got postive karma with this one. So now I'm confused. Here it is, very creative:
"(Verb) me again; just like you just did. Do you mind if I (verb) your (noun)? I'd really like to. Actually, I need to. Actually, if I don't, I may just go out of my mind. Give it to me. Give me your (adjective) (noun). Put it in my (noun)."
"(Verb) me again; just like you just did. Do you mind if I (verb) your (noun)? I'd really like to. Actually, I need to. Actually, if I don't, I may just go out of my mind. Give it to me. Give me your (adjective) (noun). Put it in my (noun)."
alexiarenee
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Two more...but the bottom on ehad no sig...oh well it was green!
14-Jan-2002 01:20 PM ASSASSIN requests that you try not to keep making butt impressions on his car window during sex. Also, teeth scraping and saying, "Quit pushing the back of my head mmphhghgr" during blow jobs is not really necessary now is it? >>ASSASSIN X<<
14-Jan-2002 01:20 PM I've been thinking about your hands on my (noun) all day. Can I put your hand there myself? Your fingers are so strong. I love how their slight roughness feels against the silkiness of my (noun). I'm getting (adjective). Can you feel it?
I think I'm in love.......
14-Jan-2002 01:20 PM ASSASSIN requests that you try not to keep making butt impressions on his car window during sex. Also, teeth scraping and saying, "Quit pushing the back of my head mmphhghgr" during blow jobs is not really necessary now is it? >>ASSASSIN X<<
14-Jan-2002 01:20 PM I've been thinking about your hands on my (noun) all day. Can I put your hand there myself? Your fingers are so strong. I love how their slight roughness feels against the silkiness of my (noun). I'm getting (adjective). Can you feel it?
I think I'm in love.......
alexiarenee
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Yeah thats like mine!!The Nature Boy said:
Wait, yours was green too!!!!! I thought I was special!
the nature boy
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hmmmmm. I think we have two individuals at play here. Assassin X has some competition. I'm trying to figure out who is funnier. X has the advantage in sheer volume. But the new person, who has no name as of yet gives about 4 points of good karma with his or her comments. People fascinate me.... and scare me too. Here's the latest from Assasin X
"Yes, ASSASIN finds your penchant for animal buggery very disturbing, but has no opinion about your habit of fucking shampoo bottles (ASSASSIN may give that one a shot). You look gay in terry cloth shorts u buttcrack flashing freak. >>ASSASSIN X<<"
This guy is pretty damn funny. I mean it. But he has to run out of material sometime..... right?
"Yes, ASSASIN finds your penchant for animal buggery very disturbing, but has no opinion about your habit of fucking shampoo bottles (ASSASSIN may give that one a shot). You look gay in terry cloth shorts u buttcrack flashing freak. >>ASSASSIN X<<"
This guy is pretty damn funny. I mean it. But he has to run out of material sometime..... right?
alexiarenee
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You know, he kinda words his sentences like SG....just replaces the gore with freaky stuff.............
the nature boy
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Where the hell is Angela Landsbury when you need her? She could start a new TV series called "PM's, She Wrote" or someshit.
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dballer
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I have not got anything from her either!!! The ASSASSIN X must be tuned into Nickeloden.... BTW.. Nature Boy is a big Nick at Night Fan!!
the nature boy
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dballer said:
hey that's a secret, I'm gonna lose my tough guy image if the word gets out.
the nature boy
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Re: I see we've all got the same karma!
the person who gave you good karma with the sexual mad libs gave me the same thing, so that means he/she goes both ways. interesting.
velvett said:
the person who gave you good karma with the sexual mad libs gave me the same thing, so that means he/she goes both ways. interesting.
alexiarenee
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Re: Re: I see we've all got the same karma!
Hmmm...good observation..................The Nature Boy said:
ASS X nailed me again. Apparantly it turns out that I am really a fat hoochie chick and I just posted a pic of my cheesedick boyfriend for my avatar.
Damn he's good. I never thought anyone would figure that out. Also the butt prints thing and the shampoo fucking had me rolling.
Damn he's good. I never thought anyone would figure that out. Also the butt prints thing and the shampoo fucking had me rolling.
toga22
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The ASSASSIN X is back........
and seem to be loosing his touch..
He writes:
I think its time for you to get better acquainted with 2 things: JENNY CRAIG and a box of TIC TACS. Oh, & bring a 6 pk with you tonight so I can work up the courage to see you naked again you PMSd butter hipped midnight hoochie. >>ASSASSIN X<< ]
btw~ Thanks for the advice!!...I start my Jenny Craig diet tommorrow!!
~toga
and seem to be loosing his touch..
He writes:
I think its time for you to get better acquainted with 2 things: JENNY CRAIG and a box of TIC TACS. Oh, & bring a 6 pk with you tonight so I can work up the courage to see you naked again you PMSd butter hipped midnight hoochie. >>ASSASSIN X<< ]
btw~ Thanks for the advice!!...I start my Jenny Craig diet tommorrow!!
~toga
the nature boy
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hmmm, I've yet to get my hourly insult from X. I hope he hasn't forgotten me. 
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