Where the fuck is

[Strongbow]

And trusting something with a cock attached to it, no matter how small the cock is, is also a fucking huge mistake.

 

[just...v]

it is...no guy is going to be friends with a chic he is not attracted to, and if your fucking straight your going to think about splitting that shit...thats why girls that I am friends with I have either fvcked or would like to fvck.

I was kinda thinking I wasn't his type. He likes these blonde amazon leggy bitches with huge tits. I'm a bit more ethnic, darker skin and under 5'7". And he defiantly isn't my type at all.

 

[Strongbow]

I was kinda thinking I wasn't his type. He likes these blonde amazon leggy bitches with huge tits. I'm a bit more ethnic, darker skin and under 5'7". And he defiantly isn't my type at all.

So what is your type, nugga?

 

[just...v]

And trusting something with a cock attached to it, no matter how small the cock is, is also a fucking huge mistake.

So you told me from the start.

 

[miplank]

I'd knock the dust of V's pussy...

 

[Strongbow]

So you told me from the start.

Yea, one day you gonna learn to listen to me.

 

[miplank]

SB-thanks for putting my shit in an envelope, inside an envelope, inside of another envelope, inside of yet another padded envelope, and in a box.


That shit cracked me up nugga!

 

[DJLegacy2k1]

SB-thanks for putting my shit in an envelope, inside an envelope, inside of another envelope, inside of yet another padded envelope, and in a box.


That shit cracked me up nugga!

Which drug was this?

 

[billfred]

Hmm...I said I would stand next to your truck. I want $500 for the ass cheek spreading.

Make it happen captain!!

 

[AFeedz]

SB-thanks for putting my shit in an envelope, inside an envelope, inside of another envelope, inside of yet another padded envelope, and in a box.


That shit cracked me up nugga!

SB inception-ed your shit.

 

[miplank]

SB inception-ed your shit.

I don't even know what that means...

 

[cuthroat]

Which drug was this?

its vitaminz fool

 

[miplank]

yeah nugga, flinestones chewables.

 

[Strongbow]

SB-thanks for putting my shit in an envelope, inside an envelope, inside of another envelope, inside of yet another padded envelope, and in a box.


That shit cracked me up nugga!

I also wrote a kind message on each envelope. Yo shit didn't rattle thou did it, hommie?

 

[just...v]

So what is your type, nugga?

I got this thing for quick witted, sammich luvin, beer drinkin country boys with an I-don't-give-a-fuck-what-you-think-attitude. Know any one like that?

 

[miplank]

I also wrote a kind message on each envelope. Yo shit didn't rattle thou did it, hommie?

yeah, I was loling the entire time. Good shit homie!

 

[Strongbow]

I got this thing for quick witted, sammich luvin, beer drinkin country boys with an I-don't-give-a-fuck-what-you-think-attitude. Know any one like that?

 

[miplank]

she's talking about me SB...

 

[DJLegacy2k1]

SB send me "vitaminz" too, mez hongry! And Plank go get me PLAT kthx!

 

[just...v]

I'd knock the dust of V's pussy...

I keep it dusted myself thank you very much.

 

[Strongbow]

SB send me "vitaminz" too, mez hongry! And Plank go get me PLAT kthx!

Sorry bro I only deal drugs, now. I sent Plank my last vitaminz.

 

[cuthroat]

I keep it dusted myself thank you very much.

...

 

[just...v]

Yea, one day you gonna learn to listen to me.

You are every bit as stubborn as I am so STFU

 

[Strongbow]

I got this thing for quick witted, sammich luvin, beer drinkin country boys with an I-don't-give-a-fuck-what-you-think-attitude. Know any one like that?

Damn if you would have added a swole, sore nipple having mutha fucker to that, I could have helped you out.

 

[miplank]

I keep it dusted myself thank you very much.

I noticed...

 

[DJLegacy2k1]

Sorry bro I only deal drugs, now. I sent Plank my last vitaminz.

Silk Road!!!!

 

[billfred]

I noticed...

WTF is plank doing with pics of said dust free poosie and I have seen none?

 

[just...v]

I noticed...

 

[just...v]

Damn if you would have added a swole, sore nipple having mutha fucker to that, I could have helped you out.

Damnit

 

[miplank]

WTF is plank doing with pics of said dust free poosie and I have seen none?

6 million and you too can see the dust free p00sie

 

[billfred]

6 million and you too can see the dust free p00sie

$$ or K? As if it mattered.

 

[miplank]

karmaz

 

[Strongbow]

You know that ass would feel good in your hands.

Pretty sure we should be having more discussion in this thread about the awesomeness of my ass pic and how it would add to the quality of Plank's truck pics.

 

[miplank]

Pretty sure we're doing just fine talking about v's pussy.

 

[Strongbow]

Good point

 

[just...v]

6 million and you too can see the dust free p00sie

Hey! That ain't yours to sell!













(Only 6 milli you muther fuggin &*#$@%!)

 

[miplank]

oh yeah..my bad..


60 million.

 

[just...v]

oh yeah..my bad..


60 million.

I'm still not satisfied.

 

[miplank]

wtf..your pussy ain't made of gold bish

 

[just...v]

wtf..your pussy ain't made of gold bish

That's right muther fugger, its made of platinum and diamonds and it's MINE so you can just STFU

 

[miplank]

I've seen that shit and there were no platinum or diamonds. Looked like a chewed up piece of juicy fruit.

 

[nangiggles]

I've seen that shit and there were no platinum or diamonds. Looked like a chewed up piece of juicy fruit.

Holly shit bro, how do you even come up with that kind of description!?

 

[miplank]

lololololo

 

[Redrocker13]

Holly shit bro, how do you even come up with that kind of description!?

Play off of 'Full Metal Jacket' Giggles. "Pyle, your ass looks like 50lbs of chewed up bubble gum!"

 

[miplank]

stfu, bish nugga.

 

[Redrocker13]

^^^hahahaha. Bite it pee wee. Props for the FMJ reference though. Oorah

 

[just...v]

I've seen that shit and there were no platinum or diamonds. Looked like a chewed up piece of juicy fruit.

 

[miplank]

lolololololo

 

[PICK3]

Red Rocket for Resident Mo!

 

[miplank]

Stfu

 

[Redrocker13]

Red Rocket for Resident Mo!

Still don't know what that means but you're gettin karm'd for it. Especially since it annoyed the Plankster.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

;-)

 

[Strongbow]

WTF 25 pages???

 

[Redrocker13]

WTF 25 pages???

Cuz you da man! but you already knew that.

 

[Strongbow]

Indeed you are correct.

 

[cindylou]

I only see 7 pages

 

[Strongbow]

I only see 7 pages

And still I love you

 

[cindylou]

And still I love you

awwww!

my daughter just walked up to me and handed me her shoes

and said "jews"

 

[Strongbow]

awwww!

my daughter just walked up to me and handed me her shoes

and said "jews"

Your daughter is a doll. When you come to see me bring her and Uncle SB take her to get ice cream, and take her clothes shopping and get her any kinda new "jews" she wants. I love babies, they are my weakness.

 

[hurricane]

ollololo

 

[miplank]

buy me some shoes, mfer!

 

[Redrocker13]

No jews for chu.

 

[Strongbow]

Ima get you some jews mane.

 

[miplank]

hell yeah bro!

 

[just...v]

awwww!

my daughter just walked up to me and handed me her shoes

and said "jews"

Lol how cute she is. I had a friend that always asked me to have a little girl for her so she could play "auntie" to her. Every time we went shopping she would pull me into the little girl's section of the store.

 

[Strongbow]

Lol how cute she is. I had a friend that always asked me to have a little girl for her so she could play "auntie" to her. Every time we went shopping she would pull me into the little girl's section of the store.

I got some batter for making babbies.

 

[Redrocker13]

Well I WAS hungry. Yech!!

 

[just...v]

I got some batter for making babbies.

Oh yea? Lemme see

 

[miplank]

Just talked to SB...he's with his wife so he's not gonna be able to show you nuttin'

 

[ceo]

I got this thing for quick witted, sammich luvin, beer drinkin country boys with an I-don't-give-a-fuck-what-you-think-attitude. Know any one like that?

we got a guy that pretends to be like that here, but he's really a pussy whipped, cuckold, who flinches at his wife's every word. She recently bought her son a car!!1

 

[Redrocker13]

we got a guy that pretends to be like that here, but he's really a pussy whipped, cuckold, who flinches at his wife's every word. She recently bought her son a car!!1

Wait wait, don't tell me...I know this one....

 

[Strongbow]

we got a guy that pretends to be like that here, but he's really a pussy whipped, cuckold, who flinches at his wife's every word. She recently bought her son a car!!1

Ngr please, because I don't let this shit take away from my family time makes me a pussy?
Here I bought you some cold drinks at da store ngr, enjoy.

 

[Redrocker13]

Ngr please, because I don't let this shit take away from my family time makes me a pussy?
Here I bought you some cold drinks at da store ngr, enjoy.

Man that doesn't put his family first is the pussy. You took the responsibility...own it! Props to SB for owning and proudly! oorah

 

[Strongbow]

Man that doesn't put his family first is the pussy. You took the responsibility...own it! Props to SB for owning and proudly! oorah

My kids come first in every thing I do bro. I don't deal with interwebs BS while I'm with my kiddos.

 

[just...v]

I miss my kiddos

 

[Redrocker13]

My kids come first in every thing I do bro. I don't deal with interwebs BS while I'm with my kiddos.

atts what i'm talkin bout!!

 

[Redrocker13]

I miss my kiddos

Awww!! Grown and gone? Summer camp? With dad or grandparents?

 

[ceo]

Ngr please, because I don't let this shit take away from my family time makes me a pussy?
Here I bought you some cold drinks at da store ngr, enjoy.

lolwut? Brah, I was bagging on you for the way V described you as a, "quick witted, sammich luvin, beer drinkin country boys with an I-don't-give-a-fuck-what-you-think-attitude" - you know? The way you ACT here on EF/interwebs? Because it's all just an act.

I lol'ingly called you a, "pussy whipped, cuckold, who flinches at his wife's every word" because the truth came out that your wife (not you) recently bought your son a kick ass car probably to the tune of up to $20-30K or more. Which was lol worthy due to the fact that plank made the thread with the title, "Congrats to Strongbow on his newest purchase!" You perpetuate the fallacy that you bought it by saying how "Plank sold this car to me at his cost," "my car is da shit," "Plank hooked me up with such a sweet deal".

You ruined your schtick, not that anyone believed it anyway. Maybe you'll give it up now that you've outed yourself...and it's completely worn out.

bunch of sensitive ngrs up in C&C lately. Must be contagious!

 

[cindylou]

how do you know that ceo?

 

[ceo]

which part?

 

[cindylou]

never mind

I'm lmfao @ the k msg u just gave me though

 

[cuthroat]

Steeling my haterade picture...dick.




LOL

 

[Redrocker13]

never mind

I'm lmfao @ the k msg u just gave me though

???

 

[cindylou]

???

it was about a totally different thread; no drama

it was just funny

 

[Redrocker13]

Got it. I didn't expect drama around you.

 

[Strongbow]

Got it. I didn't expect drama around you.

I never expected to see bees around honey, either.

 

[Redrocker13]

I never expected to see bees around honey, either.

roflmao!!! SB never misses an opportunity. You are on your game this morning bro!!

 

[Strongbow]

roflmao!!! SB never misses an opportunity. You are on your game this morning bro!!

 

[bigpokey]

lolf!