you serious? you know you can't be a Mod and be married at the same time. Section won't allow it....bran987 said:2 days ago
cause i won't get engaged hah
Excelllent....HeatherRae said:hmmmm...when my sister was living with me and I had to kick her out. It made me cry, too. Yuck. Terrible memories.
HeatherRae said:hmmmm...when my sister was living with me and I had to kick her out. It made me cry, too. Yuck. Terrible memories.
Smurfy said:I dont know. Probably when my sister was complaining about having no money and her bank account was in the negative, yadda yadda then I showed her the balance in my savings acct. She didnt appreciate that I was in good financial standing. I think she cried because of all the Captain 'n Diets she was drinking though.
Smurfy said:I dont know. Probably when my sister was complaining about having no money and her bank account was in the negative, yadda yadda then I showed her the balance in my savings acct. She didnt appreciate that I was in good financial standing. I think she cried because of all the Captain 'n Diets she was drinking though.
stilleto said:My sister also.
I hid her drugs and left rehab brochures in its place.
nope. ive only seen my mom cry twice in my 35.9 years (<~~~~that's a lot of god damn years)HumanTarget said:i'm talking about REAL women. not sisters. ever make your Momma cry?
Smurfy said:35.9 years
HumanTarget said:i'm talking about REAL women. not sisters. ever make your Momma cry?
not in dog years....Smurfy said:nope. ive only seen my mom cry twice in my 35.9 years (<~~~~that's a lot of god damn years)
the-short-one said:1996. Stuttgart, Germany.
A girl punched me as I came out of a bathroom stall at a club. It was a Tunisian girl that had a crush on some guy I was friends with. I asked her nicely to leave me alone. She punched me again, so I grabbed her by the hair and proceeded to smash her head against the radiator on the wall. She cried and I got arrested.
TightSlacks said:By chance.
Were you at Staples tonight?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!(!U&)!U&!!!!!!TightSlacks said:By chance.
Were you at Staples tonight?
the-short-one said:No. I'm on a job in the middle of the desert right now. I can be there in about 2 hours if you're buying.
KillahBee said:BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!(!U&)!U&!!!!!!
i wanted to taste her tears...nimbus said:mmm soo sweet...the tears of unfathomable sadness
today b/c my little sister took my cellphone and hid it ... i scream at her.HumanTarget said:made a girl cry??? i'll let you know mine after a few responses.......
i plan on making as many women as i can cry. it's so easy.Hard-Bitten said:today b/c my little sister took my cellphone and hid it ... i scream at her.
yeah, im a bad sister![]()
even me..?HumanTarget said:i plan on making as many women as i can cry. it's so easy.
if you like....Hard-Bitten said:even me..?
*grr* im strong. I won't cryHumanTarget said:if you like....
Look how intelligent you are.KillahBee said:ewwwwww
the-short-one said:1996. Stuttgart, Germany.
A girl punched me as I came out of a bathroom stall at a club. It was a Tunisian girl that had a crush on some guy I was friends with. I asked her nicely to leave me alone. She punched me again, so I grabbed her by the hair and proceeded to smash her head against the radiator on the wall. She cried and I got arrested.
HumanTarget said:i plan on making as many women as i can cry. it's so easy.
bros before hoes.the-short-one said:You should try making a man cry. It's much more fun.
HumanTarget said:i plan on making as many women as i can cry. it's so easy.
i did her a favor. someone shoulda said it long ago, maybe it'll cause a few of those brain cells rattling around to collide into one another and formulate a thought.blueta2 said:you'll never make me cry ;```)
And yes what you said to her was a little harsh, but the truth hurts!
I made my best friend of 27 yrs cry when I walked away from our friendship a yr ago......!
the ends justify the means.Gymgurl said:HT.....loves to make me cry.....but I like some pain with my pleasure
Ive done it. It doesnt take much.the-short-one said:You should try making a man cry. It's much more fun.
i'd slap your face if you made me cry. and throw a drink in it...Smurfy said:Ive done it. It doesnt take much.
HumanTarget said:i did her a favor. someone shoulda said it long ago, maybe it'll cause a few of those brain cells rattling around to collide into one another and formulate a thought.
you. you nasty old cat....Frisky said:......
you dusty old fleabag. i've made you cry like.....4 times, here on EF.Frisky said:
ahahahhaTightSlacks said:Yes, she was very upset and lonely.
I forgot to thank you for that
ahhahahahnugget said:My cat made an ex cry. When we were breaking up, she jokingly said 'well, I get to keep the cat'. As if on cue, he came over to me and rubbed his head on my leg. She was hurt more by being rejected by the cat than by me. He is a good cat.![]()
HumanTarget said:you dusty old fleabag. i've made you cry like.....4 times, here on EF.
i bet you 100$ i can make you cry within a day of trying to do so, (But in person).Frisky said:me cry? my tear ducts are stopped up sweets... fuck crying, it just won't happen
Now, I've drooled a bit though
it was around Christmas when you had that avi where you were blocking out the Christmas tree. you were as wide as a gravel hauler. crikey, i was waiting for someone to drop a net over you and put a tag/tracking device behind your ear.....Frisky said:me cry? my tear ducts are stopped up sweets... fuck crying, it just won't happen
Now, I've drooled a bit though
SublimeZM said:i bet you 100$ i can make you cry within a day of trying to do so, (But in person).
no physical abuse whatsoever.
just meet me, (bring ur kids if u have the balls) and ill make u cry
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