LMAO!! I feel sorry for you guys, we have only a few nutjobs in our gym. But they piss me off BIG

. They are:
The fat fuck who thinks he's a PT, and who "trains" his fat wife, who works her ass off but never loses a pound. He's always trying to give me advice because I'm a chick, even though we compete and he doesn't. I would love to tell him I've forgotten more about BB than he ever knew, and to shut the fuck up until he brings as much hardware home to the gym as I do.
The equipment hog and his chick. This guy is about 130 and probably 60 years old. they hog two machines apiece because they are "supersetting" and they lift so light they do like 5 sets of 30 reps. It takes them forever to get off the machines and they won't let anyone work in.
The SWEATY GUY who drips all over the machines and doesn't wipe it off. What a FUCKIN PIG! YUCK!
Also the music in our gym is that techno shit and I like metal.
BTW, I'm one of those who dresses in hot gym clothes, and no, me2dammit, you're not getting any. But I have worked hard for this bod and I'm damn sure going to show it off. Which brings me to my final pet peeve. Why do hot male BB cover themselves from head to toe?! I sure love it when buffed up guys wear next to nothing so I can see those beautiful muscles. Bring it on!