What's your pet peeve in the gym?

[MWIS]

I hate the cunts whose just coming in to get buffed and toned man. There should be a rule in that in hardcore gums these faggots isnt not allowed in

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Muscular Warrior

MuscularWarrier would be my biggest pet peeve if he went to my gym. Though some of his punk look-a-like friends go there. You know, 17-year-old 130lb idiots getting bulked up on Myoplex. They aren't growing though because they can only afford $20 a week on food. Hey MW, any luck getting the right to use AAS added to the constitution? I knew you were working on that one. Oh yeah, what is your secret to smuggling that Myoplex across the border? I know you wont buy it Domestic cause you?re afraid it will be bunk. Better get that shit tested.

M.W.I.S. - MuscularWarrier is Stupid

PS - Please refrain from telling us about the 'hardcore gumming' you gave to your faggot friends

 

[hardrock]

Girl: "You know what, girls really won't like it if you get any bigger."

Me: "Don't flatter yourself, I don't lift to look good for girls. I lift for myself."

That kicks ass!

 

[MrPickels]

Hardrock, the best part is their face when I say that. It's like they don't know what hit 'em. Deer in headlights. And they NEVER say anything back because they have no F'ing clue what to say back. Well, except for when they call me an asshole, dick, prick,......

 

[quartermiler]

Originally posted by hardrock
First of all I hate the majority of the people in gyms/health clubs. But I think the ones i hate most of all is the stupid personal trainers. Either they got a gut to rival that of a 40 yr old beer drinking alcoholic, or they are some skinny ass motherfucker who looks as though he's never lifted a weight in his life. Ya ever notice that ya never see these guys working out? Ok maybe I am generalizing pt's, some of them are in shape ,but I wouldn't listen to one word out of most of these motherfuckers mouths about anything, let alone my body!



Wow, My brother is a personal trainer in a fitness center... Im not gonna go into his sports medicine history, and his experiance with training body builders, olympic athletes, and power lifters... oh and not to mention his directing of one of the biggest health clubs in colorado... Ill let your comment slide, but you can keep generalizing personal trainers...

 

[barbell265]

All right, I have two on the top of my pecker head list. First all the motherfuckers who come into the gym at five A.M. for social hour. These fuckin people are about two inches from getting bitch slapped! They stand around and blab..blab..blab..HaHaHaHa...blab...20 min for 2 people to do 4 sets of 20-30 cuz the fkin weight is so tiny!
Next is the fkin dip shit who thinks he's all bad ass. This guy is like 25lbs heavier than me but all flab. My second warm up,225, is more than this fkin guy can max!! Then when he's running his piss flap next to MY BENCH!! and when I nicely say "excuse me", he just stands there like he didn't hear me. I'll tell ya what fellas I am on 300mgs Eq and 600mgs Cyp, 20mg dbol and I almost grabbed this prick by the neck and ripped his flabby arms from their sockets!@! Just to turn around and beat him to death with them!!

 

[tracme101]

how about when you halfway through a heavy set and some lame ass looks in your face and asks you how many sets you have left

HOW MANY SETS

 

[ripper2]

of course everything listed above plus this one:

when there are 2/3 guys working out together on a bench/incline/whatever and one guy is using 185, one guy using 205 and one guy using 225... instead of putting a 45 and a 25 on each side and then adding a 10 for the next guy and adding another 10 for the 225 lifter they have a 45 on the bar and a 25, 35 & 45 that they have to use b/c the dipshits think it looks stupid to have the 10lbers on the bar. REALLY pisses me off when its at a busy time in the weight room and all the damn plates are used up and these jackasses are tieing up all the damn weights. AARRGHHH!!!

 

[Moe]

Quarter Squatters: heavy weights--YES...actual squats--NO!

If you are going to put 400lbs on a bar, I want to see you squat it, not walk it out, not flex your knees 10 times (with wraps mind you), and not grunt as though you are actually exerting effort.

If you go light...go deep. If you go heavy go DEEP!

 

[gtaman]

I wasn't going to join in. There are just too many pet peeves.

Here's one that resurfaced lately. The guys (they are always younger guys under 25) who make that TSSST noise when they breathe during their set.

TSST!
TSST!
TSST!
TSST!

so every damn person in the gym knows they are working hard.

If you do this one, can you please tell me what is the point? Are you a fucking snake? Can't you just breathe normally?

I could list of 200 other things - the usual stuff like apparently squat racks are made exclusively for pullups, curls, and shrugs - but what's the point, none of these dickheads are listening anyway.

 

[MrPickels]

quartermiller,

yeah, your brother may be fitness guru, but i think the point of the other post was personal trainers who know everything about working out, diet, ect BUT FAIL TO APPLY IT TO THEMSELVES. I hope your brother does all the stuff he makes him clients do, then its a completely different story. All the homo PTs in my gym are 5'10'' 170 lbs, look like they dont work out and tell me they can make me huge. I hope thats not your brother. Later.