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What's the WORST thing you've done "on the job"?
- Thread starter BodybuildingUniverse
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Going to see movies theatre and going to strip clubs while on work time ... 5 days a week.
There was a group of us, one day we showed up at 10 am (should've been there for 8:30) and left at 3 pm, on the way out the security guard yelled at us, "You guys keep bankers hours?!" ... needless to say we weren't bankers. Ahhhh a summer job in the government, what bliss.
There was a group of us, one day we showed up at 10 am (should've been there for 8:30) and left at 3 pm, on the way out the security guard yelled at us, "You guys keep bankers hours?!" ... needless to say we weren't bankers. Ahhhh a summer job in the government, what bliss.
Madd Hatter
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Smoking weed.... I have to be high to stay at my crap job.
...actually, I don't consider it all that bad, not like it has an effect on my work.... I don't work with heavy machinery.
Other than that, I often have conversations on the phone with customers in the store, then acting like they're an inconvenience when I have to help them, sit in a chair up front when I'm supposed to be standing, don't do inventory counts... basically, on some days (and more and more lately) I don't do JACK SHIT. Especially when my bitch manager fucks me and makes me work the overnight shift. Let's see, next weekend I work the overnight Friday night, and then come in at 5am Sunday to do report. Yeah, that's right, she blew my whole weekend....again. Oh, but that's why I get the "big money". Yeah, 35k, whereas she gets 60k and wouldn't be caught dead working an overnight, a weekend, or over 40 hrs a week. Fuck that ho, and fuck this job.
...actually, I don't consider it all that bad, not like it has an effect on my work.... I don't work with heavy machinery.
Other than that, I often have conversations on the phone with customers in the store, then acting like they're an inconvenience when I have to help them, sit in a chair up front when I'm supposed to be standing, don't do inventory counts... basically, on some days (and more and more lately) I don't do JACK SHIT. Especially when my bitch manager fucks me and makes me work the overnight shift. Let's see, next weekend I work the overnight Friday night, and then come in at 5am Sunday to do report. Yeah, that's right, she blew my whole weekend....again. Oh, but that's why I get the "big money". Yeah, 35k, whereas she gets 60k and wouldn't be caught dead working an overnight, a weekend, or over 40 hrs a week. Fuck that ho, and fuck this job.
I worked at GNC and let me tell you, sometimes I wonder how they make money. Every employee steals. I mean, there are supplements there that are actually useful and you best believe we were taking whatever, doing false returns, taking supplements people returned, etc.
As for other jobs, I've done a lot of other shit including:
- Throwing 3 gallons of iced tea on one of my bosses, then pretending it was an accident
- Being stoned on the job
- Almost fighting a drunk guy at my very first job
- Taking stamps and shit off peoples desk when i used to be the night cleanup man at a bank (there were like 3 cameras in the whole place and i could see the monitor so i knew where the cameras reached)
- Much more
Very few people have jobs they truly enjoy. Even when they do, those people often embezzle, etc.
As for other jobs, I've done a lot of other shit including:
- Throwing 3 gallons of iced tea on one of my bosses, then pretending it was an accident
- Being stoned on the job
- Almost fighting a drunk guy at my very first job
- Taking stamps and shit off peoples desk when i used to be the night cleanup man at a bank (there were like 3 cameras in the whole place and i could see the monitor so i knew where the cameras reached)
- Much more
Very few people have jobs they truly enjoy. Even when they do, those people often embezzle, etc.
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Golfer18--old
Guest
Got Damn J Lo!!!
youngdeltman
New member
I got a handjob from one of the bar girls. But that's not uncommon, half of the guys I've worked with have fucked patrons whilst working, that I've yet to achieve. (we're bouncers)
