Crazier you fucker! I went on spring break........I put a trash can in the elevator, the ones with the cigarette butt holders on top. I pushed every fucking floor.
when you say 'on the job' are you referring to work, wanking or having sex. My answer will vary depending on which one...... actually, come to think of it, no it won't.
I suppose the worst thing I do at work, is not doing any actual "work." Although, that's pretty much a daily occurance so it doesn't bother me too much. Yesterday, I sat at my desk for five hours and did my comp sci homework. I also played solitare and read the new Stephen King book.
I had that exact day yesterday, but I studied for my Biomedical Science test, and read a book by Robert Temple on stars.