Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym

[fire man 2000]

about 90% of the stupidest things I have ever seen come from one group of jokers. there are 4 of them that workout together. little tiny bastards. after each set of some made up excercise they get up strut around the gym looking in the mirror and doing thier hair. all of their workout is done on the machines with mirrors in front of them. the other day they were doing upright rows on the smith machine, which is fine with me cause that might be the only thing a smith machine is good for. but the best one is their bench press/leg lift bs. as the weight is coming down they lift their legs up to about 45 deg. and lower them as they lift the wieght. one of them fell of the bench the other day , funnies thing I've seen yet.

 

[dootyd3]

people who load 4-5 plates on straight bar on the squat rack to do shoulder shrugs & all they do is stand on their toes.

 

[capnnoway]

B]He will then jump up and down while the other two guys slap his ass every time he lands.[/B]

The Almighty did it again...

I can't believe no one else commented on this one!!!


What the HELL is he talking about?????

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Double for me....

In all fairness, it sounds like he was stupid to use the chair, and the gym was RETARDED to leave it on site!

Yeah, the gym had it coming. Of course, to be fair, I've refused to train in places I felt were unsafe.

On boners, been there. Of course, I usually hope nobody notices it. Sounds like this guy goes around and shows it off.

Cell phones aren't bad if someone really needs one. Of course, I can't stand it if they yak on them while they should be training.

 

[microear]

So far this is by far the funniest post I've ever read.

My workout partner and I have a name for everyone in the gym. The hot girl that was first seen with FSU on the ass of her shorts is appropriately referred to as "FSU", and so on. It makes sense

Well there is this annoying fuck at the gym. In his late 50's. Wears black all the time and this black or baby blue ski hat. Not so odd...? Well folks this is Boca Raton, Florida. He has a squinty eye and never shuts up. Spitting image of Popeye. Hence the name... Popeye. He's known by everybody at the gym by this. He will do any excercise where there are people to talk to around. He even gets close., my partner or I will elevate the DEFCON level so we know that he's there. There's 3 rules when he's aroung.
#1 don't make eye contact
#2 if he talks to you anyway don't talk back
#3 refer back to rule #1 and repeat
The 1st time you talk to him, he thinks he's your friend and never shuts up. Ever. Days later. I've seen too many people make the mistake of talking to him, even if just to tell him to shut up and go away.

The one thing I hate more than that is people who leave the dumbells wherever they finished using them. Well Popeye decided he was going to do this as well. We are at DEFCON 5 (he's working out right next to us) and Popeye and leaving his dumbells. Not just one set, but the 15's 20's 25's and 30's. This was a dangerous combination, not to mention I was in week 6 of a cycle. As he's walking away I start launching these dumbells at him telling him to put his fucking shit away. Well he didn't dare come back, scared the shit out of him...myself as well. Regardless, after this situation we don't ever get to DEFCON 2. He won't come near us.

 

[microear]

So far this is by far the funniest post I've ever read.

My workout partner and I have a name for everyone in the gym. The hot girl that was first seen with FSU on the ass of her shorts is appropriately referred to as "FSU", and so on. It makes sense

Well there is this annoying fuck at the gym. In his late 50's. Wears black all the time and this black or baby blue ski hat. Not so odd...? Well folks this is Boca Raton, Florida. He has a squinty eye and never shuts up. Spitting image of Popeye. Hence the name... Popeye. He's known by everybody at the gym by this. He will do any excercise where there are people to talk to around. He even gets close., my partner or I will elevate the DEFCON level so we know that he's there. There's 3 rules when he's aroung.
#1 don't make eye contact
#2 if he talks to you anyway don't talk back
#3 refer back to rule #1 and repeat
The 1st time you talk to him, he thinks he's your friend and never shuts up. Ever. Days later. I've seen too many people make the mistake of talking to him, even if just to tell him to shut up and go away.

The one thing I hate more than that is people who leave the dumbells wherever they finished using them. Well Popeye decided he was going to do this as well. We are at DEFCON 5 (he's working out right next to us) and Popeye and leaving his dumbells. Not just one set, but the 15's 20's 25's and 30's. This was a dangerous combination, not to mention I was in week 6 of a cycle. As he's walking away I start launching these dumbells at him telling him to put his fucking shit away, because people can get hurt by these things laying around because assholes like me will start throwing them. Well he didn't dare come back, scared the shit out of him...myself as well. Regardless, after this situation we don't ever get to DEFCON 2. He won't come near us.

 

[bullcocky]

There use to be this guy that worked out in the gym I was at that would always have a bag full of veggies and fruits. He always wore a red bandana around his nappy head and looked like a freak......I called him Survivor.

 

[gsxr1000]

i lift at the ymca so we get a good mixed crowd of weight lifters, old people, and just plain retarded people.

I really hate when the old people get on the lat pull down and pull the bar down and touch it on there knees........................

Holy shit, I can't believe someone else has seen this too. I saw some old fart doing this a few years back, I was like mesmerized, thinking to myself, "What the fuck are you doing old man?!"

"lmao"

 

[chris9499]

I hate working out next to an old folk and they rip this loud as fart that sinks like the dead carcus of a cow and everyone can hear it .. and every turns around to looks at you, and the old folk acts like nothing happen

 

[MAXDZL]

LMAO