What's the best revenge you've ever had in your life?

[gotmilk]

I remember you posting this a while ago. Now that I know what you look like I think you should call her and straighten things out.

WTF Bish!!!

I was just looking thru her Facebook pics and her kids are like a fucking pack of Skittles.

 

[Lumberg]

Broke it off last summer

Congrats dude.

 

[Rachel...lol]

I know a woman that was recently divorced - her ex was watching "their" dog and she went to go get it when he wasn't home. She found out that he had a new girl's toothbrush - so she took it and give it a couple of twists up her vag and put it back - and then pissed in her mouthwash. Classy eh?

 

[DJLegacy2k1]

Dirty whores, and these types of girls wonder why things never work out for them...*rolls eyes*

 

[Strongbow]

I know a woman that was recently divorced - her ex was watching "their" dog and she went to go get it when he wasn't home. She found out that he had a new girl's toothbrush - so she took it and give it a couple of twists up her vag and put it back - and then pissed in her mouthwash. Classy eh?

I'm thinking poosie flavored tooth paste may be the way to go.

 

[nangiggles]

I wouldnt stick her filthy brush up my area.... ewww...

 

[Rachel...lol]

I wouldnt stick her filthy brush up my area.... ewww...

I know right? Transfer dirthy mouth diseases to my girlie areas - no thanks.

 

[Wulfgar]

Pissed in a douche's beer, after I offered to get his wasted ass a beer from the keg in undergrad. Dude was harassing females, and just about anyone he thought would not beat his ass.

He was so wasted he took like 3 gulps before figuring out beer should not taste like urine.
He ran outside, and well, dude wasn't rampage jackson, but I didn't wanna tussle so I went back to the dorms.


that's my crane less karate kid story.

thats sounds less like revenge and more like justice

 

[Strongbow]

I know right? Transfer dirthy mouth diseases to my girlie areas - no thanks.

SO you don't like mouths on your girlie parts, I will make a note of that

 

[twenty47]

when i was younger this fatass kid down the street from me used to get me in trouble all the time and lie to his parents about stuff. got me an in school suspension in 8th grade because he was talking shit and i called him gay. i got supsensed for sexual harrasment lol. his mom called the school and said i was telling people he likes men.. ofcourse the principal didnt beleive anything i said. after we left the office im like wtf im gonna beat the shit out of you. i stood outside his house yelling for him to come out. it twas winter. dude comes out with his dad, the dad starts talking shit to me, the kid gets tough bc his dad as there. i picked up a peice of ice and smashed his face with it. hit him so hard the ice had blood on it that i was still holding. fatass kid laid there crying like a dying pig. i tried kicking him when he was down and the fatass dad pushed me away. i started picking up peices of snow and ice and throwing them at the dad. this fatass dad like ran inside and left his kid face up in the snow crying. hilarious times. i was in fucking 8th grade haha. thats what happens when you are a little lying turd and u push someone too far. looking back at it i was like angry and deranged from that.