What's the best revenge you've ever had in your life?

[trex74]

when i was younger this fatass kid down the street from me used to get me in trouble all the time and lie to his parents about stuff. got me an in school suspension in 8th grade because he was talking shit and i called him gay. i got supsensed for sexual harrasment lol. his mom called the school and said i was telling people he likes men.. ofcourse the principal didnt beleive anything i said. after we left the office im like wtf im gonna beat the shit out of you. i stood outside his house yelling for him to come out. it twas winter. dude comes out with his dad, the dad starts talking shit to me, the kid gets tough bc his dad as there. i picked up a peice of ice and smashed his face with it. hit him so hard the ice had blood on it that i was still holding. fatass kid laid there crying like a dying pig. i tried kicking him when he was down and the fatass dad pushed me away. i started picking up peices of snow and ice and throwing them at the dad. this fatass dad like ran inside and left his kid face up in the snow crying. hilarious times. i was in fucking 8th grade haha. thats what happens when you are a little lying turd and u push someone too far. looking back at it i was like angry and deranged from that.

OMG i kinda feel sorry for the other kid if his dad just left him there...what kind of dad does that?

 

[twenty47]

OMG i kinda feel sorry for the other kid if his dad just left him there...what kind of dad does that?

i was wipping any peice of ice i coudl find at his dad for pushing me. seriously it was one of those moments where u just snap and you have the devil in your eyes. this kid had got me in trouble so many times started from like 5th grade.

 

[trex74]

i was wipping any peice of ice i coudl find at his dad for pushing me. seriously it was one of those moments where u just snap and you have the devil in your eyes. this kid had got me in trouble so many times started from like 5th grade.

lol your nemesis
oh I saved those devil moments for my sister
i would whip whatever was in front of me at her like a plate of spaghetti and a glass of milk (most memorably)

 

[nangiggles]

lol your nemesis
oh I saved those devil moments for my sister
i would whip whatever was in front of me at her like a plate of spaghetti and a glass of milk (most memorably)

Lol +1 my sis is the only person I have EVER had an actual fight, like fist fight/catfight type, had to pry us apart twice.... butch tried to whip me with her sweater and instead whipped me with the zipper on the neck, hurt so bad I just lost it...

 

[trex74]

Lol +1 my sis is the only person I have EVER had an actual fight, like fist fight/catfight type, had to pry us apart twice.... butch tried to whip me with her sweater and instead whipped me with the zipper on the neck, hurt so bad I just lost it...

ouch that def calls for revenge

 

[Jimbo15]

When I was 20 gf told me she was preggo, went to the extent to tell her parents and let me tell my parents about it. After about a month I made her take a preg test in front of me, came up neg. I told her to GTFO of my house, then proceeded to smash with her two best friends.

 

[twenty47]

Lol +1 my sis is the only person I have EVER had an actual fight, like fist fight/catfight type, had to pry us apart twice.... butch tried to whip me with her sweater and instead whipped me with the zipper on the neck, hurt so bad I just lost it...

me and a friend got into it once. he had a set of golf clubs near by and i took one of the socks off the clubs. hit him in the eye witht he little plastic numbers on the sock. then i got hit with a fucking putter lol.

 

[bakemeacookie]

This girl pissed me off once.

so I fucked her in the ass.

c

 

[reyz324]

this girl pissed me off once.

So i fucked her in the ass.

C

lmfao

 

[footdoc]

Another doctor colleage of mine tried to testify that my ex should get custody of my daughter. He knew better. So when I got the chance I was an expert witness in a trial that cost him his medical license. Now he sells clothes for a living