Whats some cool shit you have lit on fire?

[PoyeBoy]

Ive lit an old tire on fire and sent it rolling down a large hill,

Ive lit a old "Huanted house" on fire and it burned to the ground and made front page news

My friends and I had a fire with three old couches, four dressers, and 54 old christmas trees topped off with about 4 gallons off gas. that was sweet, you couldnt get 30 feet from it without having your face burn, it had flames about 50 feet tall, and when it went up there was a small mushroom cloud and you could feel a breeze of air being sucked into the flames right before it went up. I am very proud of that, of course the fire dept came and told us to keep it under control.

Ive lit countless gi joe guys, some lego houses, barbies, pumpkins.

No I dont have a problem, im not going to fire bug anonymous

 

[HumorMe]

No I dont have a problem, im not going to fire bug anonymous

Hopefully we won't read about you in the paper.

 

[Nathan]

One time I lit a cat on fire but in my defense he was looking at me all cock-eyed and shit and I'm pretty sure I actually heard him say under his breath, "I could really go for some flames licking off my exposed back right about now." I guess you could say I'm a hero then.

 

[Themachine01]

I cant think of anything cool that Ive lit on fire, but i remember shooting a bird with a bb gun, than while it was still alive sticking a firecracker up its ass and lighting it, dam i was a sick child.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I used to shoot arrows that were on fire,like on dukes of hazard.
I also liked to get cans(anything compressed,like lysol,shoe cleaner,ect...)and suround them with tissue that was on fire.Once at a safe distance I would commence shooting at the cans with my red rider bb gun,with the compass in the stock.

 

[hardrock]

I once lit a cigarette.

 

[Digger Dan]

I used to shoot arrows that were on fire,like on dukes of hazard.
I also liked to get cans(anything compressed,like lysol,shoe cleaner,ect...)and suround them with tissue that was on fire.Once at a safe distance I would commence shooting at the cans with my red rider bb gun,with the compass in the stock.

A crummy commercial. Son of a bitch!

 

[beastboy]

One time I lit a cat on fire but in my defense he was looking at me all cock-eyed and shit and I'm pretty sure I actually heard him say under his breath, "I could really go for some flames licking off my exposed back right about now." I guess you could say I'm a hero then.

Me too, but it had it coming. It kept calling me a "meow".

I stoked it, and said who's the pussy now, bitch.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I lit PoyeBoy's mom's face on fire, and I doused it out with my MANaise.

I hop you die in a greece fire

 

[jerkbox]

a couch....