what you get for Christmas that you will be taking back ASAP

[KillahBee]

I wanted a one-cup coffee maker, so my parents got me one. But it's some Senseo bullshit that only works with one brand of coffee. I haven't had it yet, but if I don't like the coffee than the thing is as useless as tits on a bull

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Wow. He must be a great friend. Good looking and charming too. I bet he can fly if he really tried.

He is somewhat charming but would be even more charming if in addition to the boob job also got me a new wardrobe then I bet he could fly.

 

[EnderJE]

He is somewhat charming but would be even more charming if in addition to the boob job also got me a new wardrobe then I bet he could fly.

I'm sure if he won the lottery and got a sizeable sum; he take you own on the town. Not this town, prolly London or Paris. Then you'd make him fly.

 

[cheddar cheese]

I wanted a one-cup coffee maker, so my parents got me one. But it's some Senseo bullshit that only works with one brand of coffee. I haven't had it yet, but if I don't like the coffee than the thing is as useless as tits on a bull

the coffee tastes like shit

 

[MILF69]

My mom thought it would be a great idea to buy my four year old a Barbie Karaoke machine...my two year old beat the shit out of my four year old over it...left two huge scares on her face...she is like her mother though!!! It's fuckin going to disappear real quick!