What would Jesus say on ROIDS?

[Pacesetter]

I would of thought that given members of this board are mainly American, there would be at least more respect shown to Jesus. Don't you guys have the motto: "In God We Trust"? Hmmm.

Anyways, I have been a born again Christian for 11 years, and I have been training for some 14 years. I have recently started experimenting with AS use. I don't think Jesus would really approve of recreational AS use, since as Christians, we are not suppose to be worldy minded, so to speak.

And as for the "tough" guys who don't mind indulging in blasphemy against Jesus, I can assure He is not in any way intimidated by it. He loves you as He loves everyone.

And as for whether Christianity is the world's largest religion or not, Jesus didn't come to establish a world religion, but just simply followers. God hates man made religion, FYI. Religion won't save anyone, Jesus does. And Jesus also said that there would be very few that find the way.

 

[Zyglamail]

I would of thought that given members of this board are mainly American, there would be at least more respect shown to Jesus. Don't you guys have the motto: "In God We Trust"? Hmmm.

While they mainly are, that doesnt mean christianity should be shoved down the throats of those that are not from USA or those that are from here but chose a different religion.

And as for whether Christianity is the world's largest religion or not, Jesus didn't come to establish a world religion, but just simply followers. God hates man made religion, FYI. Religion won't save anyone, Jesus does. And Jesus also said that there would be very few that find the way. [/B]

That I dont doubt for an instant, you are one of the few christians in this thread who did not directly go against the teachings of christianity and toss the threat of eternal damnation around. I find it rather interesting also that patience and understanding are such rare commodities in those that claim to be christians, especially when god is in question. Chrsitianity = chrsit like yet 99% of the christian posts in this thread are anything but. Now, im not trying to take sides in the old "my god is better than your god" BS that is so prevelent, just trying to piont out that so many of these so called christins we have around us every day are no more christ-like than the athiest next door.

 

[me2dammit]

hey

Don't get me wrong, I'm an equal opportunity religion basher. LOL

You can plug in allah, buddah, zues the devil,krom, the 4 winds who ever you believe in.

"Krom, I have never prayed to you I have no time,....... grant me one wish, grant me revenge, and if you do not listen to me, than the hell with you- Conan

Thats kind of my mindset on religion, if there is a god and he punishes me for using my mind and not following some man-made institution, than what kind of god is that. A "supreme being" with PMS, god must be a sensitive women or a man with a bad clomid reaction.

A supreme being would not give me a mind an expect me not to use it. If anything he would cast aside all those who worship man made religions. LOL

Do they read history, none of the current religions were around 5,000 years ago yet humanity thrived. Are all those people in "hell" just because the current doctrine wasn't even made up yet?

To be honest, the jesus character is a straight rip off of many ancient religions. Many people aren't aware how vogue it was to have supreme being/mortal sex back then. One of the sermons jesus spoke is an almost exact rip off of the one heru spoke some 4,000 years prior in another "religion".

Lets not forget greek mythology was once the in thing. Had kids that had a mortal parent and a supreme being parent. All this was just stuff they used that they saw more ancient religions use. Same thing with chritianity.

Besides if I agree to christianity thats saying all the muslims are wrong. If I become muslim thats saying all the christians are wrong. arrrggh

Any supreme being with sense would see why I would choose not to be involved in these "religion games".

I know if I created life and the majority of them followed what ever religion was in at the time I would be highly disappointed. If humanity survives another 5,000 years they no doubt will be following something different then today.

We all know adam and eve got kicked out of the garden because they were dipping in the sus and tren stash. Apple my ass.

 

[Japanese machine]

Re: hate to say this but Jesus died some 2002 years ago

to make things equal, there is no god, no allah.

Jeff

only buddha

 

[musclebrains]

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Believe it or not here is a book, God's Gym, whose last chapter looks at Jesus' bodybuilding career and his workout routine, no shit:

"In this strikingly original work, Stephen Moore considers God's male bodies--the body of Yahweh in the Hebrew Bible, and the Father of Jesus Christ, and Jesus himself in the New Testament--and our obsessive earthly quest for a perfect human form. God's Gym is about divinity, physical pain, and the visions of male perfectability. Weaving together his obsession with human anatomy and dissection, an interest in the technologies of torture, the cult of physical culture, and an expert knowledge of biblical criticism, Moore explains the male narcissism at the heart of the biblical God. God's Gym is an intensely personal book, brimming with our culture's phobias and fascinations about male perfectability."

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0415917573/qid=1025472903/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-4156825-0355818

How 'bout them apples.

Whenever I feel like mixing New Testament theology and poststructuralism in a book whose point is that God is a singularly pure projection of the will to power, I'll be all over this.

Some of my more rustic fellow Americans will be concerned. This is a "book" and the neighbors will mutter and shake their heads and stop talking when you walk into the feed store when you become known as a "reader". This is the price of knowledge my friend. Jesus wasn't afraid to be crucified and you shouldn't be afraid to be sodomized by a crowd of banjo-playing mullet-headed whooping rednecks, tarred and feathered, tattooed on the face with a confederate flag and run out of town on a rail.

 

[musclebrains]

Believe it or not here is a book, God's Gym, whose last chapter looks at Jesus' bodybuilding career and his workout routine, no shit:

"In this strikingly original work, Stephen Moore considers God's male bodies--the body of Yahweh in the Hebrew Bible, and the Father of Jesus Christ, and Jesus himself in the New Testament--and our obsessive earthly quest for a perfect human form. God's Gym is about divinity, physical pain, and the visions of male perfectability. Weaving together his obsession with human anatomy and dissection, an interest in the technologies of torture, the cult of physical culture, and an expert knowledge of biblical criticism, Moore explains the male narcissism at the heart of the biblical God. God's Gym is an intensely personal book, brimming with our culture's phobias and fascinations about male perfectability."

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0415917573/qid=1025472903/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-4156825-0355818

How 'bout them apples.

Whenever I feel like mixing New Testament theology and poststructuralism in a book whose point is that God is a singularly pure projection of the will to power, I'll be all over this.

Some of my more rustic fellow Americans will be concerned. This is a "book" and the neighbors will mutter and shake their heads and stop talking when you walk into the feed store when you become known as a "reader". This is the price of knowledge my friend. Jesus wasn't afraid to be crucified and you shouldn't be afraid to be sodomized by a crowd of banjo-playing mullet-headed whooping rednecks, tarred and feathered, tattooed on the face with a confederate flag and run out of town on a rail.

I've read Moore's book and used it in seminar I conducted called "Queering the Body of Christ." It's an eccentric text, meaning it's highly personal. I think Richard Rambus' "Closet Devotions" and Steinberg's "SExuality of Christ in Renaissance ARt and in Modern Oblivion" are more interesting treatments of the body of Christ, although they don't specifically analogize crucifixon as pain for gain.

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

I don't think there's anything wrong with it. According to the Bible, anything that is harmful to our bodies is a sin. Now if you think about it, everything we friggin eat can be harmful to a certain extent. But we can do things to counter the bad effects, like exercise. Now, when I juice, I do it in moderation. Moderation is the key to life lol. Ok I'm full of shit Bye

 

[3Vandoo]

1-I AM THE LORD THY GOD, THOU SHALT NOT HAVE strange vets roid BEFORE HUMAN GRADE.

2-THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF ORGANON AND SCHERING THY GOD IN VAIN.

3-REMEMBER THOU KEEP HOLY THE SABBATH DAY FOR SOME REST OUT THE GYM.

4-HONOR THY SYRINQUES AND THY AMPS.

5-THOU SHALT NOT TAKE ESTROGENS.

6- THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT CYCLE WITHOUT PROPER MEASURES.

7-THOU SHALT NOT STEAL GEARS FROM OTHERS.

8-THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST OVERDOSE PRODUCTS.

9- THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S GEARS.

10- THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S TEST.


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