what to do for my lady for valentines... please help

[jack sparrow]

well i think you should know what to get her....what does she use as examples as to why you do need treat her special or what ever? and how long been together is another ?....do a nice dinner a little late now unless you are late eaters, cuddle watch a nice girly flick.......jewelry,roses,some thing that you know she wants and likes......

Good God are you trying to kill the poor guy?

Dude, just go with the usual...chocolates, flowers, promises you have no intention on keeping, etc. Spa gift certificates are cool if you want her out of your hair for awhile.

 

[jack sparrow]

Go to a good grocery store. Ask the butcher to point you to two beautiful filet mignons. Then ask him EXACTLY how to cook them.

Buy 2 baking potatoes.

buy bagged salad makings and a rasberry vinaigrette dressing.

Go to the bakery department and pick out the most beautiful, decadent dessert they sell.

Go to the flower department, get two bunches of perky looking flowers

Get a crapload of pedestal type candles. Get a card. Get a stuffed toy.

Buy some sort of bubbly bath stuff

Go to the liquor store, get a wine for the steak, get a wine (preferably champagne) to go with dessert.

Go home

Hide your shit ...

Light candles in bathroom in locations that won't set the place on fire. Fill bathtub with bubble bath. Put lady in tub.

go cook dinner (nuke taters, plate salad, burn steak, total should take 20 minutes). Lay table, more candles. Sign card, lean card up against stuffed toy which is sitting at her place.

Retrieve lady from bathtub. Feed her.

After all that...find a shot gun and put the barrel in your mouth. Ask a friend to help you if you cant reach the trigger.

 

[musclemom]

After all that...find a shot gun and put the barrel in your mouth. Ask a friend to help you if you cant reach the trigger.

Cynic.

Look two stops (grocery and liquor store). She's clean; they both have a good steak dinner out of it, and hopefully he gets lucky because she's half shot in the ass after two bottles of wine and a hot bath.

A fraction of the cost of going to a restaurant and WAY more effective. She will appreciate his thoughtfulness.

 

[jack sparrow]

Cynic.

I just pounded 3 Boston Cremes...I'm on kind of a wicked sugar buzz right now.

 

[mustang_00]

buy her a pair of socks and a dildo... If she doesn't like the socks, hand her the dildo and tell her to go fuck herself! at least you'll have a 50/50 chance that she'll let you watch.

 

[Frisky]

Hire a male stripper for her

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol @ Jack_Schitt.

although he does speak the truth

 

[Tytan]

Dinner, nice convo tonight....throw in a day of beauty for this weekend...

 

[wakefib]

Go to a good grocery store. Ask the butcher to point you to two beautiful filet mignons. Then ask him EXACTLY how to cook them.

Buy 2 baking potatoes.

buy bagged salad makings and a rasberry vinaigrette dressing.

Go to the bakery department and pick out the most beautiful, decadent dessert they sell.

Go to the flower department, get two bunches of perky looking flowers

Get a crapload of pedestal type candles. Get a card. Get a stuffed toy.

Buy some sort of bubbly bath stuff

Go to the liquor store, get a wine for the steak, get a wine (preferably champagne) to go with dessert.

Go home

Hide your shit ...

Light candles in bathroom in locations that won't set the place on fire. Fill bathtub with bubble bath. Put bunch of flowers in there. Put lady in tub.

Go cook dinner (nuke taters, plate salad, burn steak, total should take 20 minutes). Lay table, more candles. Sign card, lean card up against stuffed toy which is sitting next to the other bunch of flowers.

Retrieve lady from bathtub. Feed her.

that is a good idea. we can't drink we have exams. but i will have to keep it in mind
k to you

 

[velvett]

Buy a dozen roses, remove one and replace it with a fake one. Have the card read: I will love you untill the last rose dies.

She might not get it right away but when she does, she'll melt

WHOA.

That IS gooooooood.



Nice, very nice.
I'm very impressed.