what the fuck man

[madbomber31]

so, the girl is house sitting and i come over and make her dinner for when she gets home from class... well, she comes in talkin all this shit how she is gonna take her medicine and will be tired shortly so we gotta get down to business... talks this shit how she has a gyno appointment tomorrow so she doesnt want me to cum in her.... THERE, but that she has other holes i can cum in... woo hoo... nah, fuck that... she falls asleep after i start messin around with her, she says i dont gotta stop touching though... WHAT??? so i touch and fiddle and you sleep? what about me? frustrating sex lives suck.

 

[TheSalami]

she lets you fuck her ass but she wont blow you?

 

[Night Fly]

I thought you just posted a NO SEX thread the other day....given up already???

 

[HappyScrappy]

yeah, and the worst part is having to take the clown suit to the dry cleaners

 

[Sassy69]

madb ---
I think there's a joke about the trip to the gyno and not ... anyway.. look at it this way, tomorrow if she comes home w/ a good bill of health from the gyno, you can celebrate!

 

[pauly]

Frustrating huh? If I don't get sex in a while I can't even think straight. Shallow, I know, but that's me.

 

[TheSalami]

sew her pussy up while she is sleeping. should make for an interesting gyno appointment.

 

[Kryp2o]

yeah, and the worst part is having to take the clown suit to the dry cleaners

Yeah that's only if he runs out of full body condoms though . . .

 

[madbomber31]

night fly, i went a week with no sex and was going to go longer, but i started to hurt... i guess i had a build up and it needed unleashing...

salami dude, she blew me 2 nights ago and swallowed.. she has blown but never swallowed before then, i'd guess she sensed something (maybe me cutting her off knocked some fucking sense into her).

sassy, she had a funky papsmere thingy and they are worried about a precancerous cell so she wants to go in with no chance of anything inside of her...


hey, i tried to sew her pussy up and that seemed to irritate her...