What spam email do you get most in your personal email box?

[PICK3]

Nothing against the Culinary Arts, but I'm never going to enroll in cooking school.

Get that bullshit message twice a day.

 

[mrplunkey]

You are obviously their target demographic.

I bet you get spam email for cosmetology school, flight attendant school and vibrams footwear as well.

 

[nimbus]

cooking is gay?

 

[PICK3]

cooking is gay?

Yeah ... I didn't get Plunkey's inference either since the greatest Chefs are hetero males

 

[mrplunkey]

Good point. I just saw cooking and thought chick. But in all fairness, it's an activity best left to women. God gave them smaller feet specifically so they can get up closer to the stove.

P.S. You're still teh geigh.

 

[PICK3]

I bet you get spam email for cosmetology school

The greatest hair stylist are men (though many are Mo's)

I bet you get spam email flight attendant school

open to both genders

I bet you get spam email for vibrams footwear as well.

Wait, RS wears Vibrams ... got me there. Knot even reaching can I field a worthy argument

 

[mrplunkey]

The greatest hair stylist are men (though many are Mo's)

open to both genders

Wait, RS wears Vibrams ... got me there. Knot even reaching can I field a worthy argument

lolollololololololol

 

[bigtravis]

Penis enlargement.

second would be how to turn your average "monkey" into your own "Mo Slave"

 

[nangiggles]

penis enlargement and online pharmacies

 

[PICK3]

2 messages from eHarmony.com today

 

[b0und]

Cock pics requests.

No wait that's my EF messages box.

I get a crap load of money making scheme scam type of spam. Every fucker and his dog want to give me financial advice.










b0und (like I would trust anyone)

 

[nangiggles]

Oh I also get rich people dying or princesses fleeing the country who wantz to give me moneh $$$....

 

[ricco561]

Oh I also get rich people dying or princesses fleeing the country who wantz to give me moneh $$$....

That and penis enlargement are my big ones.
No pun intended.

 

[AAP]

viagra spelled in a zillion different ways

V!I!A!G!R!A! with the "!" the same background color as the email so it was invisible.

I mean, do people actually order shit like that after it arrives in their inbox unsolicited?

 

[PICK3]

From: Mr. Desmond George
Subject: Dear Beloved Beneficiary (Very Urgent Please!!


^^^
I'm not clicking

 

[ricco561]

From: Mr. Desmond George
Subject: Dear Beloved Beneficiary (Very Urgent Please!!


^^^
I'm not clicking

Oh that ones real.
Give it a click.

 

[musclemom]

Watches, for some reason. I've never, ever worn a watch. I get spam to buy watches practically every day. And the usual "Get prescription drugs without a pharmacy" ones.

At least I finally managed to filter out penis enlargers ...

 

[nangiggles]

Oh that ones real.
Give it a click.

Uh yeah, I sent them $4000 a a fee for my $20.000.000 it's due any day now....

Yeah watch replicas I get too

 

[ricco561]

Uh yeah, I sent them $4000 a a fee for my $20.000.000 it's due any day now....

Yeah watch replicas I get too

Send me the $4000 and I'll hand deliver the thing.

 

[PICK3]

Hot chicks waiting to fix me dinner then bang me.


Wait ... that's not my Spam box, that's in my in-box and are legit offers.


my bad

 

[nangiggles]

Hot chicks waiting to fix me dinner then bang me.


Wait ... that's not my Spam box, that's in my in-box and are legit offers.


my bad

from tha sugar daddy site?

 

[*ebony*]

penis enlargement
cooking/nursing school/online schools
GI bill and other money claiming alerts
dating/hooking up websites

 

[bw1]

cooking is gay?

lol

 

[PICK3]

lol

ololololwelcumbackbroolololol2

 

[mrplunkey]

lol

Yo!

WB... haven't seen you in chat for a while.

No homo.

 

[melohh]

"erectPENIShard$$"
from different names

 

[ricco561]

Hot chicks waiting to fix me dinner then bang me.


Wait ... that's not my Spam box, that's in my in-box and are legit offers.


my bad

You kill me when you try to act str8.