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What pisses you off the most when you are at the gym??
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Jack Diesel
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When some asshole farts a filthy stench and just acts like nothing happened so noone knows who it is. I always think people think its me because im looking around trying to figure out who it was.
Silent Method
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sausage said:
Just got back from the gym and the one thing I noticed was this 17-18 yr old punk who is probably around 5'10" no more than 150, soaking wet, and he was doing some standing barbell curls, only he wasn't standing. He was using the 45lb squat bar with 25 on each side and was swinging it like no other. I seriously felt like going over and telling him what to freaking do. To top it all off he was talking to some guy for like 10 minutes in between sets. And he kept looking at himself in the mirror like he was 260lbs. and flexing his 10 inch arms like he was growing as he lifted. WTF. Aftre all that I literally had the urge to go and bitch at him. Then all I could do was shake my head and laugh.
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1. People who wear sunglasses in the gym
2. People who talk on cellphones WHILE doing sets/cardio
3. Skinny kids with bandanas and wifebeaters on
4. Guy doing karate in the mirror
5. Guy boxing in the mirror
6. People who tell me I smell like Garlic
7. Little people who shoot looks
8. Ugly guys with hot girls
9. Boyfriend/Girlfriend workout partners...ugh
10. Over co-ordinated workout clothes...from the bandana, to the shirt, to the windpants, to the shoes....ugh
1. People who wear sunglasses in the gym
2. People who talk on cellphones WHILE doing sets/cardio
3. Skinny kids with bandanas and wifebeaters on
4. Guy doing karate in the mirror
5. Guy boxing in the mirror
6. People who tell me I smell like Garlic
7. Little people who shoot looks
8. Ugly guys with hot girls
9. Boyfriend/Girlfriend workout partners...ugh
10. Over co-ordinated workout clothes...from the bandana, to the shirt, to the windpants, to the shoes....ugh
Victorian guy
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The following really annoys me...
I just have no tolerance for show-offs.
The other day, I noticed a lad with Oakleys, a bandana, and a World-Gym tank top, walking about with his 'lats' flared. He went over to the bench, and repped out 225 5 times, then loudly racked it and grunted. He swaggered over to the water fountain, and as he did so kept looking around the gym, expecting to catch members admiring him.
Time to put the lad in his place.
As he came back to the bench, Nobby and I were standing there, arms folded. Seeing our incredible size, his airs of grandeur and machismo left him and he seemed to shrivel. Without saying a word, I seized his max bench and curled it 20 times, in perfect form, screaming with every rep- then handed the bar to Nobby, who did overhead triceps extensions with it. Tossing it back on the rack, I seized the little man and snarled in his face "We'll be watching you, sunshine!". He proceeded to pee himself, and, a large wet spot appearing on the front of his sweats, ran sniveling to the change room, changed his trousers, and fled the gym.
I just have no tolerance for show-offs.
The other day, I noticed a lad with Oakleys, a bandana, and a World-Gym tank top, walking about with his 'lats' flared. He went over to the bench, and repped out 225 5 times, then loudly racked it and grunted. He swaggered over to the water fountain, and as he did so kept looking around the gym, expecting to catch members admiring him.
Time to put the lad in his place.
As he came back to the bench, Nobby and I were standing there, arms folded. Seeing our incredible size, his airs of grandeur and machismo left him and he seemed to shrivel. Without saying a word, I seized his max bench and curled it 20 times, in perfect form, screaming with every rep- then handed the bar to Nobby, who did overhead triceps extensions with it. Tossing it back on the rack, I seized the little man and snarled in his face "We'll be watching you, sunshine!". He proceeded to pee himself, and, a large wet spot appearing on the front of his sweats, ran sniveling to the change room, changed his trousers, and fled the gym.
REctalITching
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FAGS!!
i hate fags more than anything...you just rack your bench after your 2nd set and you kinda take a few deep breaths and prepare your mind and body to finish hard and you hear some fucking queer go "well....like i was going to get some new shoes...but then i was like 'oh my gad' i can't wear those with that" etc etc
i just want to start hucking crap at their cocksucking faces!!
you guys got most of my peeves, fat women, stinking people, big bad ass lightweights, stuff like that.
at my gym (The Valley) i am lucky enough to have several seperate weight rooms, upstairs having all the crappy machines and aerobic stuff, and downstairs is were the big boys hang out, FrEe WeIgHtS!
ooh and old naked men who try and talk to me in the locker room... i mean i know they have good intentions but put some fuckin clothes on and let an exhuasted men collect his thoughts...
i hate fags more than anything...you just rack your bench after your 2nd set and you kinda take a few deep breaths and prepare your mind and body to finish hard and you hear some fucking queer go "well....like i was going to get some new shoes...but then i was like 'oh my gad' i can't wear those with that" etc etc
i just want to start hucking crap at their cocksucking faces!!
you guys got most of my peeves, fat women, stinking people, big bad ass lightweights, stuff like that.
at my gym (The Valley) i am lucky enough to have several seperate weight rooms, upstairs having all the crappy machines and aerobic stuff, and downstairs is were the big boys hang out, FrEe WeIgHtS!
ooh and old naked men who try and talk to me in the locker room... i mean i know they have good intentions but put some fuckin clothes on and let an exhuasted men collect his thoughts...
