What pisses you off the most when you are at the gym??

[ripper2]

I hate it when:

1. I see someone curling in the power rack.
2. I see someone spotting someone on the bench press and the spotters hands are on the bar helping the lifter for reps, then says that was all you.
3. When I'm doing a special exercise and I see someone watching me then I see them the following day trying to mimic the same exercise I was doing the day before but doing it totally wrong.
4. I hate it when I'm doing stiff legged deadlifts and some derelict is watching me in the mirror with a hardon sticking straight outa his sweatpants.
5. When someone sh*ts themselves while squatting and stinks up the whole gym.
6. Some skinny tough guy comes in with a tight t shirt with the arms roled up and after a few sets of squat thrusts begins to pose in the mirror like he is huge or something.
7. Somebody forgets to wear deodorant and they're the only person in the gym to spot you.
8. Your workout partners are jealous and don't want you to succeed.
9. Someone sneezes all over the dumbells you wanted to use.
10. Some know it all is giving a novice advice that is totally wrong.
11. Your working out next to some hot girls and someone farts near you and they walk away, and the girls look at you like you did it.

damn that was funny! i think you got everything covered though

 

[Last Mr Bigg]

The new thing around my gym is that everyone will come in to workout in there flip flops what the hell is that about. You can't get anything done in flops

 

[FLmuscles]

1. Assholes who don't rerack their weights and leave them scattered all about, including the floor, leaving an obstacle course for you to climb over while you have 120# dumbells in your hands.

2. Girls who come to the gym to girl-talk. They do a set on a bench or machine you're waiting to use, and then they sit their for ten minutes YAKKING with their girlfriend about inane mindless bullshit.

3. Fat guys who ask, how much you wieigh; I reply, "230#," and they say, like they're Markus Ruhl or something, "Oh, I wiegh 245#." I want to say, "YEAH, BUT IT'S ALL FAT!!!!!! FAT AND MUSCLE ARE NOT THE SAME THING, ASSHOLE. ANYONE CAN GET FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

4. Guys who drop weights on the floor, making it so all the dumbells are falling apart for the rest of us.

5. Big attitudes on little guys.

6. Big attitudes, period. (No matter how big I get, I have refused and will continue to refuse to get that cocky "I'm better than you" bodybuilder attitude. I figure, we all sit down to shit, after all.)

 

[rm2738]

How about those guys who only train their arms and Chest?? Tiny toothpick legs. I can't stand that shit.

 

[Big Anaconda]

Haha this thread is amazing, ive been pissing myself

for me its:

400lb women walking on the treadmill and puffing like they have completed the Boston Marathon - why do they pay the membership money to just walk? Fat cunts!

Weight throwing to get attention, 9 times out of 10 its a fat bastard or a 5'4 balding wimp

Gym hogs, who hog the pillars especially for around 45 mintues whilst taking virtual hours between sets.

People whose attitudes are writing cheques their bodies cant cash- people who try and out stare you. For fucks sake its a gym, i go for my self improvement, im not there to pick fights.

Fat people in general, i think it shows a lack of self respect.

 

[Dr.M]

People too lazy to put thier shit back, other than that nothing much bothers me, I'm at a decent gym finally.

 

[VballPlayer]

SMELLY PEOPLE!!!!! I HATE SMELLY PEOPLE.. SHOWER FOR CRIST'S SAKES.

 

[C-Steele]

HELL YES!! I feel your pain brother! Throwing down light weight.. grunting like they just did 130s for 15 and boucing it off the floor like they are exusted.

Punched him in the chest.. lol - that is something i thought about SO many times.. hehe..

Good Post.

Steele

some ass wipe doing bench with 45lbs dumbbells just throw them down like they were 100's and hit the corner of my shoe, luckily it did not hit my foot. i immediately punched him in the chest and knocked him over the bench. the management said the guy could press charges, and i told them to fuck off and i was defending myself from an assault.

 

[MoreBeefPlease]

people who sit on a machine and read the newspaper.

people who weigh a buck 30 and shoot looks at everyone that are close to double their weight.

people that won't let you work in.

fat chicks in too little clothing.

 

[gtaman]

I still hate that thing where guys exhale through their front teeth like a snake to show everyone they're working so hard. Some skinny (aren't they always) guy was doing bench dips yesterday and the whole gym was treated to his "tssst! tssssst! tssssst!" ... for chrissakes open your mouth to breathe, or get in better shape ... if you're squatting I don't mind a grunt or two, but bench dips, tssst tssssst tsssssst.... this is not a guy I want to have at my side when I'm in a dark alley...