What makes you a "good catch"?

[jnevin]

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Woah guy,


woah

huh?

Pics?

Oh, I look good in wimmenz tops too.

 

[KillahBee]

huh?

Pics?

Oh, I look good in wimmenz tops too.

thank you

 

[jnevin]

I'm gonna go tuck, tape, and dance in front of the mirror now.

 

[KillahBee]

it puts the lotion in the basket

 

[nefertiti]

I bake pies when I'm stressed out. And I have pretty hair.

 

[nimbus]

i'm good at everything

 

[stephen4327]

I bake pies when I'm stressed out. And I have pretty hair.

hey how are you today..

 

[KillahBee]

 

[DannoMight]

nothing

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Whether or not you were joking, this REALLY is the key to being the fucking man with chicks. It's that simple. Be a funny motherfucker. Who doesn't want to be around someone who is mad funny and makes them smile and feel good all the time? Doesn't matter what you look like, smell like, how much loot you have, what you social/$ class is. Humor transcends all.

And make a girl cum hard. Make her fucking shake with "OMFG"ness - and you own her forever.

I was thinking about this today actually. "What is the most vital quality a person can have in life", I asked myself. My answer....a sense of humor. Seriously it trumps everything. EVERYTHING. Why make life worse than it has to be by not being able to have a good laugh when it kicks you in the face and pisses all over it? You need to regroup with a good laugh before you get back up and fuck it hard like the bitch that it is.
It's still important to follow through with the other stuff, but I stand by the above.
And on that note, yes, I have a sense of humor. It comes to me sometimes like a clairvoyance from hell. Speaking of which, hell I could crack up a funeral with the right timing.