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What is your best physical feature?

Lestat

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it could be anything, I think mine is smile, followed closely by my huge penis.
 
my butt from behind ..and well im just an ugly fucker so most people dont get to see my best feature
 
Lestat said:
is your ant eater a close 2nd?

No, it's pretty ugly. But then all penises are ugly. Mine just takes up a lot of space. At least it feels good.
 
it's not anything in particular, it's my overall combination of things. but, i do got teh charisma........
 
The Shadow said:
nah...it was from surgery to repair my shattered eye orbital
I have a scare over/in my left eyebrown but that is from ridding a waggon down a big ass hill when I was a kid. Good times :verygood:
 
I have a scar all the way from the center of my body to my right hip, because my appendix ruptured in the first grade, and the teacher wouldn't let me go home. I spent a month in the hospital and nearly died, and now I have a giant scar. UGH
 
HeatherRae said:
I have a scar all the way from the center of my body to my right hip, because my appendix ruptured in the first grade, and the teacher wouldn't let me go home. I spent a month in the hospital and nearly died, and now I have a giant scar. UGH



ewwww
 
get some real scars, Rambos. some people don't have movie star scars. get a thorocotomy and a handful full of chest tubes then talk about how cool it is........
 
Smurfy said:
I have a scar that goes hip to hip.

Anyways, bodyparts....hmmmmmm.....nope cant think of any.
Don't you tell me, Smurfy, that you don't have a physical attribute that you like about yourself, being such a pretty gal, and all.
 
HumanTarget said:
necks are hot. neck guy here. most dudes don't get it.........
i think that's partly why I like this dyke haircut. it shows off my neck. and as fat as I am, I still have a sleek neck and jawline.
 
HeatherRae said:
I have a scar all the way from the center of my body to my right hip, because my appendix ruptured in the first grade, and the teacher wouldn't let me go home. I spent a month in the hospital and nearly died, and now I have a giant scar. UGH

OMG!
:worried:


As a side note: can you imagine the news that would make in today's world?
 
velvett said:
OMG!
:worried:


As a side note: can you imagine the news that would make in today's world?
imagine the law suits
 
Originally Posted by HumanTarget
necks are hot. neck guy here. most dudes don't get it.........
count me in on this one ...love the neck .. i think it is sexy





Smurfy said:
i think that's partly why I like this dyke haircut. it shows off my neck. and as fat as I am, I still have a sleek neck and jawline.

I like your sleek neck and jawline
 
velvett said:
OMG!
:worried:


As a side note: can you imagine the news that would make in today's world?
Yeah, people told my mom to sue even back then, but we didn't really believe it was the right thing to do. The bills almost put my mom in bankruptcy. A friend of mom's who really loved me ended up paying the hospital bills for me. That teacher was always so mean to me. I would cry not to have to go to school. He should have never been a teacher.
 
lotsa guys on EF with huge hogs

umm id have to say my best feature is my charming innocent personality :very good:























Followed closely by my enourmous Schlong
 
Based on the compliments from women, smile is first, arms second and butt third. Ironically, my biceps are my weakest bodypart.
 
JavaGuru said:
Based on the compliments from women, smile is first, arms second and butt third. Ironically, my biceps are my weakest bodypart.

Yes, yes, and hmm not sure but if you wanna show me...
 
Is this the scar comparison thread now? I've got one on my forehead from where I fell off a 2nd story porch and landed head first on a sharp piece of metal. I think it was the chain guard off a bicycle. I was four years old.

And a small scar on my chin from an ingrown hair that turned into a massive zit/cyst thing.
 
jafo said:
count me in on this one ...love the neck .. i think it is sexy

One side of a woman's neck is always much more sensitive and it drives her wild. I love to figure out which side it is!
 
My hair.

Although I have been going back and forth on it the last few weeks. It's longer now and some days it looks great, other days it is a mess. I thought today was a shitty hair day until I got into work and the cutie pie I want to devour walked by and said, "Your hair looks really good today".

Let's fucking go!
 
HeatherRae said:
I have a scar all the way from the center of my body to my right hip, because my appendix ruptured in the first grade, and the teacher wouldn't let me go home. I spent a month in the hospital and nearly died, and now I have a giant scar. UGH

Did you get peritonitis?
 
Ive got to sing and dance when I glance in my pants. I would say my best feature is my deal. (cock and balls)


Kaz
 
Sholder and upper back are my best.....scars....2 bulletholes..1 stab wound....one 10" razor cut.....shoulder reconstruction...knee reconstruction,pins in one ankle ...nose broken too many times to count and split down the middle one time...all injuries via weapons are souvieners of my mispent youth..the rest were courtesy of football,boxing and kickboxing....My dad said I would never see 30 years old....So I treated my body like it was disposable for years...
 
are we talking scars here?

if so... omg.. this is a total mememememe moment for me

I have a scar about 4" long on my elbow and three small scars on my forearm from my reconstructive surgery. Have a scar about 6" long in my bikini area from my c-section. Have a scar on my shin from baseball when I slid into second base and my leg went under the base and ripped my shin. Another one on my chin, its about an inch or so.. from when I got in an accident and the airbag busted me open. Hmmmmmmmmmm..... Also one on the inside of my palm around my wrist from bringing out the garbage one day and they had a piece of glass in it and it sliced me open.

oh and yesterday I burned the shit out of myself taking the baking pan out of the oven.
 
my nose - it is very greek ie noble, protruding and very distinguished looking. its the type of nose that makes you think of glorious images of chiseled, glistening, olive oil covered workers at the Acropolis thousands of years ago, all looking really, really good :p

also its great for picking when im bored, and also for touching the olives in the bottom of my martini when i take a sip ;)
 
My ears.

I can hang 10 pound weights off them right now. I want to get where I can flex my ear lobes. ;)
 
big4life said:
My ears.

I can hang 10 pound weights off them right now. I want to get where I can flex my ear lobes. ;)


practice... practice...

LOL
 
GoldenDelicious said:
lol i just had a visual of your boobs loooking like giant earlobes :lmao: and i thought...WOW! theyve improved!! ;)


LOL

hey... i've mastered the art of making them wiggle. Now, top that ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i jus typed ths post wit my penis fuk u

I have to call bullshit... I doubt your penis is that talented ;)
 
Wtf? Alot of scarred up motherufckers in this place! I played football, baseball, basketball, motocross, skydived, Streetbike racing, snowboarding, wrestling, and a who crapload of other sports in my life and Ive never suffered a broken bone and dont even have a scar on my body to show for it. You all need to be more careful on here..:coffee:
 
Wulfgar said:
Wtf? Alot of scarred up motherufckers in this place! I played football, baseball, basketball, motocross, skydived, Streetbike racing, snowboarding, wrestling, and a who crapload of other sports in my life and Ive never suffered a broken bone and dont even have a scar on my body to show for it. You all need to be more careful on here..:coffee:
I will need to inspect you to be sure you are truthful about this no scare issue :p :verygood: ;)







Oh I also have a scare on my chin from thinking I was spiderman when I was a kid. :worried:
 
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