What is your all time favorite quote from a movie? Karma for best quote

[the_alcatraz]

Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

- Superbad

 

[the_alcatraz]

Liquor Store Clerk: Is there a problem here sir?
Fogell: [shakes head] No.
Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down at the spilled beer on the floor] Sir, did you do this?
Fogell: No, no I didn't and you should really clean this up, someone could really hurt themselves
[walks away]
Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down at the floor and shakes his head a little] Fuck my life

- Superbad

 

[JumpBallWinner]

"Nigga... sit... yo five dolla ass down before I make change"- Nino Brown (Wesley Snipes) to G-money while putting a sword to his neck in New Jack City

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison"- Billy to Dalton (Patrick Swayze) in Road House

 

[the_alcatraz]

"I know they were just kids...but man we beat the fuck out of them!"

- Dogma

 

[the_alcatraz]

"She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls."

- 40 yr old virgin

 

[the_alcatraz]

"From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm gonna get you laid."

- 40 yr old virgin

 

[the_alcatraz]

"The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away."

- Shrek

 

[the_alcatraz]

"Phone operator: Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

- Don't mess with the Zohan

 

[the_alcatraz]

"Kevin McDonough: Where are you from anyway?
Zohan: Haustralia.
Kevin McDonough: Really, because you sound middle eastern.
Zohan: No no no, similar accent. Hangaroo. "

- Don't mess with the Zohan

 

[the_alcatraz]