What is your all time favorite quote from a movie? Karma for best quote

[shogun7]

(talking on the phone) Hi there, this is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational center. To be honest with you I pretty much run the place ha, ha, ha. Is this ah Pat Gyles? Good, Good. Hey, hope everything's going great in your fine town of er Avery? Edward! Ha, ha, ha. Say, the reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you a little bit about the candidacy of Al Donnelly. Al Donnelly's a guy with a dream. His dream is to become governor of this great state of Washington. Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me and the wall here, I doozy myself last night. Ha ha, ha, ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger, and a duck! Now, I don't know ha, ha, ha. Are you crying? Oh my lord. I am sorry honey, please don't! Could you get your daddy on the phone. No, don't hang up please I...
-Chris Farley Black Sheep

 

[the_alcatraz]

"I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed."

- The Last Samurai

 

[the_alcatraz]

"And so the days of the Samurai had ended. Nations, like men, it is sometimes said, have their own destiny. As for the American Captain, no one knows what became of him. Some say that he died of his wounds. Others, that he returned to his own country. But I like to think he may have at last found some small measure of peace, that we all seek, and few of us ever find."

- The Last Samurai

 

[Spartacus]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

 

[the_alcatraz]

"His last assignment went wrong. Put in unfriendly territory on a loan out left as expendable. Opposing forces sent an attack helicopter and a hundred man company. His best friend and spotter was killed. No official report."

- Shooter

 

[Mr. dB]

"Gentlemen! No fighting in The War Room!" -- Dr. Strangelove



"You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company."

 

[the_alcatraz]

"That's because long shots generally go places you wouldn't want to go afterwards to confirm'em. Confirmation does pose a problem. You know what it takes to make a shot a that range? Everything comes into play that far. Humidity, elevation, temperature, wind, spin drift. There's a six to ten second flight time so you have to shoot it where the target's going to be. Even the Coriolis effect, the spin of the Earth comes into play. President will be wearin' body armor, that means a head shot, at over a mile? You believe there is a shooter involved capable of makin' this shot?"

- Shooter

 

[the_alcatraz]

"I missed a meeting today where I was gunna get fired for unprofessional conduct... Because I was kidnapped by people that don't exist."

- Shooter

 

[the_alcatraz]

"Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast. Let's see it."

- Shooter

 

[the_alcatraz]

"It seems Alcatraz was just re-opened."

- The Rock