What is your all time favorite quote from a movie? Karma for best quote

[stilleto]

Re: What is your all time favorite quote from a movie? 25000 in k for best anwers

25000k will be awarded for the best answer. I will have Stilleto choose the best response..

Mine would have to be from the movie Gone in Sixty seconds where the little black guy tells the other guy on the roof:

When this is over im going to watch 2 hours of Roots smoke a joint and kick your ass.. lmao

quote away.. good luck

BTW: if Stilleto does not care for you, then I guess your SOL lololllolollolo

omg, the pressure.
lol
i'll decide by tonight.

 

[Spartacus]

Verbal: After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

 

[Spartacus]

i am going to teach you the meaning of commitment. Fourteen years ago I was forced to make a commitment to an eight by nine cell, now you are going to be forced to make a commitment. You could say I'm hear to save you.
deniro .. cape fear

 

[Spartacus]

Eddie Dane: How'd you get the fat lip?
Tom Reagan: Old war wound. Acts up around morons.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

yeah
my extended quote is;

Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Yup. Oh, wait a minute. Uh, what was that called again?

Finally, after pages and pages of scrolling thru yours and alcatraz's posts you put up a really good quote. Yay for Clerks!

 

[SouthernLord]

This is one of my all time favorite scenes. Too many good quotes in here just to pick one.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

From "Party Girl" for anyone who ever went to an AA meeting. lolol

 

[MichaelScott]

porky's revenge
[Beulah Balbricker has accused Billy and his friends of watching porn in the school library]
Billy: Miss Balbricker, with all due respect. That's your opinion.
Beulah Balbricker: They all had BONERS!
Wendy Williams: Mr. Carter, I will not stand here and be accused of having a *boner*!

 

[OneBreath]

" u are not the father" maury povich

lol!

 

[OneBreath]

"Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap,
thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever
asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back
is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with
this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you
mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else
left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a
peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But
they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting.
So you end up with nothing but broken bits,
filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching
nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat
those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box...
filled with useless, brown paper wrappers."

Cigarette Smoking Man from X-Files (TV show so probably disqualified)