What is the single most regrettable text message you've ever sent?

[nimbus]

i can't think of one for myself right now, but my friend had a gem last night.

He has a coworker he eats lunch with every day and wants to get with. He brought her out to a party last night, and she showed up with her ex boyfriend. He got trashed, and after a while he couldn't find her. He blacked out and eventually sent this: "don't ever talk to me next time you wanna hook up with your ex bitch." Wish i couldve seen the look on his face when he woke up the next morning

 

[biteme]

That shit's for teenagers. I pick up the fucking phone and call.

 

[nimbus]

all i heard was blah blah blah i can't figure out how to use my cell phone

 

[javaguru]

"I love you too."

 

[jh1]

all i heard was blah blah blah i can't figure out how to use my cell phone

LMFAO... owned.

 

[bigmann245]

i told an ex girlfirend i felt sorry for her kid that she was so fucked up as a person.

after her reaction i felt like shit i brought her kid into the argument.

 

[digimon7068]

my wife's a teacher so i can't call her during the day. . .sometimes i send her dirty messages. . .electronic foreplay if you will. . .once i absent-mindedly sent one to my training partner's cell instead. . .he still busts my balls for that one. . .

 

[javaguru]

my wife's a teacher so i can't call her during the day. . .sometimes i send her dirty messages. . .electronic foreplay if you will. . .once i absent-mindedly sent one to my training partner's cell instead. . .he still busts my balls for that one. . .

lol @ geigh digimon text..lollolololloll....x10

 

[GoldenDelicious]

probably a deperately heartbroken one to the ex, a long, long time ago

 

[jack sparrow]

"I figured I'd text you first before I called".

JS = Dumbass

 

[javaguru]

"I figured I'd text you first before I called".

JS = Dumbass

self pwnage= the best.

 

[jack sparrow]

self pwnage= the best.

The worst part was it turned into a full blown relationship. Yuck.

 

[javaguru]

The worst part was it turned into a full blown relationship. Yuck.

Uber self pwnage is even better...lol...

 

[jh1]

Replying to the x's very first text to me, 4.5 years ago or what not.

D
U
M
B

 

[javaguru]

Replying to the x's very first text to me, 4.5 years ago or what not.

D
U
M
B

SWV material....sux...

 

[Megalomaniac]

I hooked up with a drink girl in KL one night and was on my way back to work the next morning. She was texting me and so was my friend. He was giving me a hard time and I responded sarcastically with "But I love her so much". I sent the message to her instead of my friend and she responded back quickly about how she feels the same for me and how we need to work on making it work out. Then she text me for the next 4 weeks all the time before she finally gave up.

 

[yonkers weights]

Sent one to my old gf's sister on Christmas morning.
"Woke up hard, will you blow me in the bathroom during family dinner?"

 

[the_clockwork]

Sent one to my old gf's sister on Christmas morning.
"Woke up hard, will you blow me in the bathroom during family dinner?"

and she said?

 

[rnch]

a text composed by me when i was a lil' bit drunk and horny, sent to a no good, back stabbing but-great-in-bed biatch who forwarded it to friends of mine....

 

[yonkers weights]

She sent it to her sister and they were both pissed at me. Thought I was hitting on her. Such bullshit.

and she said?

 

[patsfan1379]

buncha homos in here

 

[puddlemonkey]

buncha homos in here

Is that why you're sportin a chubby?

 

[patsfan1379]

Is that why you're sportin a chubby?

Easy buddy, don't get your hopes up.

 

[jnevin]

buncha homos in here

+1

 

[puddlemonkey]

Easy buddy, don't get your hopes up.

I'd make a sexual comment but I don't want to offend blueta2.

 

[healother]

"I miss you too"

sent in response to the troll girl i dated for 3 weeks, cuz she texted me "i miss you" (this was after we broke up)

the result was, we hungout one more time, which lasted 2 hours before she threw a fit because a girl texted me, and then drove off.

i want those 2 hours of my life back,and the three weeks i spent dating her (but the 3 weeks dating were the result of a couple phone conversations, not a text message)