What is in your pockets right NOW?

[Advaik]

a pack of Juicy Fruit with 3 sticks left
a small pack of breath mints
a nice shiney silver gem stone

Wallet:
Drivers Lisences
VP membership to a club
Debit card
Picture of my dog
Picture of my girl friend
46bucks
2 condoms
A receipt for a radio transmitter

Keys:
Key to my safe
Key to my dirt bike
Key to my street bike
Key to an old Mustang i am working on
Engine key to my grand prix
Door key to my grand prix
House key