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What I can't overcome...

lmao at concur.

wtf???

if you keep your eyes open during a sneeze, they will pop right out of your head and launch at least 30 feet.
 
jackangel said:
lmao at concur.

wtf???

if you keep your eyes open during a sneeze, they will pop right out of your head and launch at least 30 feet.
shit...CONQUER.

i'm going on 5 hours of sleep for the week. :(


30 feet? that's some serious distance. i think you should play with me and let's see whose balls go further.


i bet my balls are bigger. just sayin'.
 
habitualhealth said:
yea i bet it's gross fishin' your eyeballs out of the toilet.


well, I've started wearing swimming goggles everytime I tinkle as a preventative measure

works like a charm
 
jerkbox said:
yeah i think your eyeballs fly out


i hate it when I have to sneeze while I'm pissing.....lol

if you sneeze while pissing you could blow your asshole out :p
 
Mr. Maxx once sneezed and lightning shot out of his arse, I kid you not!!

Whiskey
 
jackangel said:
lmao at concur.

wtf???

if you keep your eyes open during a sneeze, they will pop right out of your head and launch at least 30 feet.

^^
what the guy with no indian accent said.
 
habitualhealth said:
why can't i sneeze without closing my eyes each time??


i almost had a wreck this morning amidst a sneezing attack cuz my eyes automatically shut everytime i HA CHOOED.



iam not so concerned with the driving aspect, as i would be during other activities...does anything else close shut automatically during this episode?
and is it normally violent in nature?.... :)
 
PBR said:
habitualhealth said:
why can't i sneeze without closing my eyes each time??


i almost had a wreck this morning amidst a sneezing attack cuz my eyes automatically shut everytime i HA CHOOED.



iam not so concerned with the driving aspect, as i would be during other activities...does anything else close shut automatically during this episode?
and is it normally violent in nature?.... :)
my mouth for sure.

i tend to squeeze by booty cheeks tightly together too in a moment of panic.
 
habitualhealth said:
pigs typically can

:finger:

Don't be so tough on yourself..
You aren't unpleasant looking, just a bit rough and weathered is all.
Like an old comfy pleather Bacalounger
 
habitualhealth said:
just don't do it while your driving.


apparently your eyeballs will shoot clear across the car, you'll pee on yourself and then get chopped in half :worried:

Well at least the pain from losing the eyes will go away quick once I am cut in half. I would be embarrassed when the tech's find I peed myself though.
 
habitualhealth said:
i'll wear my ducky jammy pants, my ski goggles and my wife beater (cuz lestat made that cool) and school you on the slopage.

Now... this, I gotta see. I went boarding Sunday with JuicedCornRows, and sported a t-shirt. I guess I haven't quite made it to the level of coolness that allows me to wear a wife beater, though. Ahhhh well, maybe someday.


That said... School me?? Yeah, right. Not even in your dreams...
 
Nathan said:
I think that this is a universal law of some sort - no sneezing can go on with eyes wide open.

yes you can...but you have to sneeze with your mouth open. ive been practicing with RED Pepper since the thread started. im going for a test drive now. BRB. :chomp:
 
habitualhealth said:
my mouth for sure.

i tend to squeeze by booty cheeks tightly together too in a moment of panic.

i was anticipating this exact response.... :worried:
 
habitualhealth said:
make sure you wear your seatbelt.

i was going to try it on my bike...but i remembered i dont like sneezing inside my helmet...it sucks and ya gotta pull over and stop and stuff. :rolleyes:
 
habitualhealth said:
plus, if you're doing the eyeballs open thing...they might pop out and roll around. they'd be awfully close to your mouth. that's kinda gross

good point...so are bumble-bees at 80mph.
 
KillahBee said:
Wow! A comment on the mundane everyday dealings of the common people! Amazing!!


I know. Next thing you know, some jagoff will start a thread on shower routines or some dumb shit like that.
 
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