What I can't overcome...

[habitualhealth]

why can't i sneeze without closing my eyes each time??


i almost had a wreck this morning amidst a sneezing attack cuz my eyes automatically shut everytime i HA CHOOED.



i will concur this.

 

[jackangel]

lmao at concur.

wtf???

if you keep your eyes open during a sneeze, they will pop right out of your head and launch at least 30 feet.

 

[jerkbox]

yeah i think your eyeballs fly out


i hate it when I have to sneeze while I'm pissing.....lol

 

[KillahBee]

Wow! A comment on the mundane everyday dealings of the common people! Amazing!!

 

[habitualhealth]

lmao at concur.

wtf???

if you keep your eyes open during a sneeze, they will pop right out of your head and launch at least 30 feet.

shit...CONQUER.

i'm going on 5 hours of sleep for the week.


30 feet? that's some serious distance. i think you should play with me and let's see whose balls go further.


i bet my balls are bigger. just sayin'.

 

[habitualhealth]

yeah i think your eyeballs fly out


i hate it when I have to sneeze while I'm pissing.....lol

yea i bet it's gross fishin' your eyeballs out of the toilet.

 

[gotmilk]

I close me eyes everytime I mount a plumper. Yet, I do not beg God to help my affliction.

 

[jerkbox]

yea i bet it's gross fishin' your eyeballs out of the toilet.

well, I've started wearing swimming goggles everytime I tinkle as a preventative measure

works like a charm

 

[ortiz34]

i hate it when I have to sneeze while I'm pissing.....lol

LMAO!

 

[habitualhealth]

Wow! A comment on the mundane everyday dealings of the common people! Amazing!!

i like to bring a little surreality to ef.

that's what i do.

 

[gotmilk]

i bet my balls are bigger. just sayin'.

Your eyeballs won't go anywhere with those tinted ski goggles on your face.

 

[habitualhealth]

I close me eyes everytime I mount a plumper. .

do you typically sneeze alot while doing this?


just trying to figure out WHAT THE HELL that has to do with my sneezing eyeballs.

 

[feisty11975]

I hate when I need to sneeze and I can't. That burns like hell

 

[habitualhealth]

Your eyeballs won't go anywhere with those tinted ski goggles on your face.

they do aid in hittin' sweet jumps tho.



i'm a rockstar. didn't you read my profile?

 

[habitualhealth]

I hate when I need to sneeze and I can't. That burns like hell

yes, it stings the nostrils.

 

[feisty11975]

yes, it stings the nostrils.

OUCHIE!

 

[the_clockwork]

yeah i think your eyeballs fly out


i hate it when I have to sneeze while I'm pissing.....lol

if you sneeze while pissing you could blow your asshole out

 

[Whiskey]

Mr. Maxx once sneezed and lightning shot out of his arse, I kid you not!!

Whiskey

 

[stilleto]

lmao at concur.

wtf???

if you keep your eyes open during a sneeze, they will pop right out of your head and launch at least 30 feet.

^^
what the guy with no indian accent said.

 

[habitualhealth]

^^
what the guy with no indian accent said.

shouldn't you be teasing your bangs or something?

 

[stilleto]

shouldn't you be teasing your bangs or something?

i punish them by showing them your picture.

(who the hell wears bangs anymore, besides you?)

 

[jerkbox]

if you sneeze while pissing you could blow your asshole out

i have butt cheeks of iron

 

[habitualhealth]

i punish them by showing them your picture.

you trying to make more friends?

 

[PBR]

why can't i sneeze without closing my eyes each time??


i almost had a wreck this morning amidst a sneezing attack cuz my eyes automatically shut everytime i HA CHOOED.



iam not so concerned with the driving aspect, as i would be during other activities...does anything else close shut automatically during this episode?
and is it normally violent in nature?....

 

[jackangel]

this chick is out of control. i think it's time for a magic marker/carrot combo shocker.

 

[habitualhealth]

why can't i sneeze without closing my eyes each time??


i almost had a wreck this morning amidst a sneezing attack cuz my eyes automatically shut everytime i HA CHOOED.



iam not so concerned with the driving aspect, as i would be during other activities...does anything else close shut automatically during this episode?
and is it normally violent in nature?....

my mouth for sure.

i tend to squeeze by booty cheeks tightly together too in a moment of panic.

 

[gotmilk]

i tend to squeeze by booty cheeks tightly together too in a moment of panic.

I didn't realize ass cheeks that big could press together?

 

[habitualhealth]

I didn't realize ass cheeks that big could press together?

well genuis, it's actually harder to pull them apart considering the gluestick of sweat that forms on an average day.

 

[beefcake28]

they do aid in hittin' sweet jumps tho.



i'm a rockstar. didn't you read my profile?

and... how EXACTLY would you know this, Miss "can I wear my ducky jammies on the slopes"?? Just curious...

 

[habitualhealth]

and... how EXACTLY would you know this, Miss "can I wear my ducky jammies on the slopes"?? Just curious...

i'll wear my ducky jammy pants, my ski goggles and my wife beater (cuz lestat made that cool) and school you on the slopage.

 

[Y_lifter]

I bet you can teach us all about slop

 

[blueta2]

I need to look at a light or I cannot sneeze.

 

[SoKlueles]

omg and you didnt take a pic of said sneeze attack? your so losing it

 

[habitualhealth]

I bet you can teach us all about slop

pigs typically can

 

[habitualhealth]

I need to look at a light or I cannot sneeze.

just don't do it while your driving.


apparently your eyeballs will shoot clear across the car, you'll pee on yourself and then get chopped in half

 

[Y_lifter]

pigs typically can

Don't be so tough on yourself..
You aren't unpleasant looking, just a bit rough and weathered is all.
Like an old comfy pleather Bacalounger

 

[habitualhealth]

omg and you didnt take a pic of said sneeze attack? your so losing it

i was too busy driving the car with my knee and holding my eyelids open during said attack. duh.

 

[habitualhealth]

Don't be so tough on yourself..
You aren't unpleasant looking, just a bit rough and weathered is all.
Like an old comfy pleather Bacalounger

i had to google that.


rough and weathered....wow. you'd think i was like stilletold or something.


i'm only 26.

 

[Y_lifter]

stillold is a totally different matter..

She's more like an antique school desk with 12 pounds of gum stuck underneath.

 

[blueta2]

just don't do it while your driving.


apparently your eyeballs will shoot clear across the car, you'll pee on yourself and then get chopped in half

Well at least the pain from losing the eyes will go away quick once I am cut in half. I would be embarrassed when the tech's find I peed myself though.

 

[beefcake28]

i'll wear my ducky jammy pants, my ski goggles and my wife beater (cuz lestat made that cool) and school you on the slopage.

Now... this, I gotta see. I went boarding Sunday with JuicedCornRows, and sported a t-shirt. I guess I haven't quite made it to the level of coolness that allows me to wear a wife beater, though. Ahhhh well, maybe someday.


That said... School me?? Yeah, right. Not even in your dreams...

 

[habitualhealth]

Now... this, I gotta see. I went boarding Sunday with JuicedCornRows, and sported a t-shirt. I guess I haven't quite made it to the level of coolness that allows me to wear a wife beater, though. Ahhhh well, maybe someday.


That said... School me?? Yeah, right. Not even in your dreams...

you will never be as cool as me.

 

[Nathan]

I think that this is a universal law of some sort - no sneezing can go on with eyes wide open.

 

[habitualhealth]

I think that this is a universal law of some sort - no sneezing can go on with eyes wide open.

i will provide a follow up once i've concluded my extensive research on this matter

 

[Y_lifter]

Asian ??

WTF ?? x6

 

[PBR]

I think that this is a universal law of some sort - no sneezing can go on with eyes wide open.

yes you can...but you have to sneeze with your mouth open. ive been practicing with RED Pepper since the thread started. im going for a test drive now. BRB.

 

[habitualhealth]

Asian ??

WTF ?? x6

you said you make stir fry

 

[PBR]

my mouth for sure.

i tend to squeeze by booty cheeks tightly together too in a moment of panic.

i was anticipating this exact response....

 

[needtogetaas]

its a medical fact no one can sneeze with there eyes open

 

[habitualhealth]

yes you can...but you have to sneeze with your mouth open. ive been practicing with RED Pepper since the thread started. im going for a test drive now. BRB.

make sure you wear your seatbelt.

 

[habitualhealth]

its a medical fact no one can sneeze with there eyes open

i'm a professional. i can do it.

 

[needtogetaas]

i'm a professional. i can do it.

I like banging a chick from behind well she is sneezing

 

[Y_lifter]

you said you make stir fry

Asians do this right before they toss them into the stir fried rice.

If I had said "us" asians do this, .... maybe...

 

[habitualhealth]

I like banging a chick from behind well she is sneezing

you think you'd continue or stop when her eyeballs popped out?

 

[needtogetaas]

you think you'd continue or stop when her eyeballs popped out?

depends on how close I was.

 

[PBR]

make sure you wear your seatbelt.

i was going to try it on my bike...but i remembered i dont like sneezing inside my helmet...it sucks and ya gotta pull over and stop and stuff.

 

[habitualhealth]

i was going to try it on my bike...but i remembered i dont like sneezing inside my helmet...it sucks and ya gotta pull over and stop and stuff.

plus, if you're doing the eyeballs open thing...they might pop out and roll around. they'd be awfully close to your mouth. that's kinda gross

 

[jackangel]

i'm only 26.

lmaololololol

 

[habitualhealth]

lmaololololol

i hope you choke on your next birthday cake.

 

[PBR]

plus, if you're doing the eyeballs open thing...they might pop out and roll around. they'd be awfully close to your mouth. that's kinda gross

good point...so are bumble-bees at 80mph.

 

[jnevin]

Wow! A comment on the mundane everyday dealings of the common people! Amazing!!

I know. Next thing you know, some jagoff will start a thread on shower routines or some dumb shit like that.