What happens to Bmom this week?

[Bikini Mod]

Come on guys.... SV's account is actually funny.

I mean it. I am sitting here smiling. I don't mind being spoofed at all. And for the record, I appreciate you putting the part about my husband being a molester a "Hollywood embellishment" because otherwise it would have been EXTREMELY UN-FUNNY.

Tell me what will happen next.....

*gets popcorn*

Seriously... I want to see how close you get to *cough* the real story....

If you only knew!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Dangit, BM. It's no fun when you play along!

 

[Bikini Mod]

But I mean it.... that post was REALLY FUNNY!

Sorry, but I am not what a lot of peeps have me cracked up to be. It's all good though. IT IS ALL GOOD.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

Throw us a bone then kinky.. opps kini..... tell me some more about france, and why you chose france... what? you dont like to shave your pits or something?

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL....

YOU'VE FOUND ME OUT!!!

Actually it has more to do with this "thing" that I have for snails and getting quality lickenz.

MEeeeeeeeeeeooooowwwww

 

[dballer]

LOL....

YOU'VE FOUND ME OUT!!!

Actually it has more to do with this "thing" that I have for snails and getting quality lickenz.

MEeeeeeeeeeeooooowwwww

I knew it!!!!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Nothing gets passed you guys!

Please I want to read more...

Shit is tough for everyone sometimes and humor helps us through. So really.... tell me what happens next.

That part about the Le Cars and "The Le Pew" thing was fucking hysterical!

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

The student becomes the teacher grasshopper...