What does it mean when a Woman asks you for an old shirt that is not washed??????

[OMEGA]

ACTUAL DIALOGUE


beautuful lady------- "Omega next time I see you I want you to bring me a shirt that you wore for like a week and that you have not washed yet"

me ----"what"

beautiful lady----- " yes I am seroius I want a shirt that is 'Omeganized' ".......< hugging my waste kissing my neck and ear>

me----- "umm OK ? (giggling) how about one that is 3 days old not a week okay? a week is a long long time!

beautiful lady----- " well ok"



what does it all mean

seroiusly

 

[Night Fly]

She wants to either wear it...or sleep with it...because she likes the way you smell and wants to be able to smell you at her convenience!

 

[Taps]

I find that odd and freakish.

But sweet.

 

[JohnyJuice]

It means she wants you to bend her over, ass pound her, and blow one on the small of her back. Glad i could help.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Sounds like one of those CSI DNA things to me. Does she have a history of planting evidence?

 

[Night Fly]

It means she wants you to bend her over, ass pound her, and blow one on the small of her back. Glad i could help.

HEY!!! Johnyjuice...I need to chat with you about next weekend...are you going to meet B fold, Dballer, Cornholio and his wife, and me for dinner or what?

 

[Pamela]

She loves the way you smell and wants to
smell you at any time...

That's a very good thing...

You must smell good.....

 

[JohnyJuice]

HEY!!! Johnyjuice...I need to chat with you about next weekend...are you going to meet B fold, Dballer, Cornholio and his wife, and me for dinner or what?

Most likely my dear. I need to get off work first, so we will see what happens. All this trooping around i am doing is bankrupting my poor college kid ass.

p.s. Please excuse the language in my above post ladies. I sometimes forget women are seeing this and let me potty mouth get the better of me. Much appologies.

 

[Peyote Killa]

It means she wants you to bend her over, ass pound her, and

but right before you blow your load, take your peepee out and spit on her back (this will make her THINK you nutted) then when she turns around blow your load in her face. THIS IS CALLED "THE HUODINI"

glad I could help!!!

 

[J-DAM]

Stop trying to spice up a conversation with your mom about laundry day. Damn.. some people do anything for attention.